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Old 03-14-2006, 01:52 PM   #1
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Best Way to Stick A Suppository up you Pooper?

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Old 03-14-2006, 01:55 PM   #2
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Man after all the toys and twinks you have had, I'm suprised that fucker just doesn't go up there like a ping pong ball into a basketball hoop
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Old 03-14-2006, 01:56 PM   #3
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Old 03-14-2006, 01:56 PM   #4
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Old 03-14-2006, 01:56 PM   #5
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Man after all the toys and twinks you have had, I'm suprised that fucker just doesn't go up there like a ping pong ball into a basketball hoop
My thoughts exactly!

I wish I could help you Juicy, but I'm not experienced in the art of shoving things up my arse.
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Old 03-14-2006, 01:57 PM   #6
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Hotdog down a hallway is the first thing that comes to mind.
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Old 03-14-2006, 01:59 PM   #7
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You'll need to go with the most suitable calibre, of course. Avoid using c02, though.
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Old 03-14-2006, 02:00 PM   #8
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Push it in with your tounge? Call BoyAlley to help?
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Old 03-14-2006, 02:55 PM   #9
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Old 03-14-2006, 02:56 PM   #10
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Man after all the toys and twinks you have had, I'm suprised that fucker just doesn't go up there like a ping pong ball into a basketball hoop
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Old 03-14-2006, 02:58 PM   #11
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Man after all the toys and twinks you have had, I'm suprised that fucker just doesn't go up there like a ping pong ball into a basketball hoop

No, I think the problem he's having is getting it to STAY up there and not just fall back out.
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Old 03-14-2006, 03:57 PM   #12
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No, I think the problem he's having is getting it to STAY up there and not just fall back out.


You may be right... perhaps one of these to keep the little fella in there?

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Old 03-14-2006, 04:05 PM   #13
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Rest the lubed pill on your lubed anus with two fingers, pushing ever so slightly. Now outlflex your sphincter, push the pill in slightly more, then in one quick motion slide the pill up and close your sphincter. Make sure it is a good inch or two up there and your body will do the work.
Lay down for 10 minutes, then you're good.
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Old 03-14-2006, 04:17 PM   #14
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Taped to the end of a very large penis..???
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Old 03-14-2006, 04:37 PM   #15
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Anybody have tips?
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks
him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal
passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain,
tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind.
The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the
same thing in six hours.

So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the
second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach
himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife
over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on
his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine
home.

Suddenly the man screams, "DAMN!"

"What's the matter?" asks the wife. "Did I hurt you?"

"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor
did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders!"
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Old 03-14-2006, 04:38 PM   #16
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You must be really bored there Juicy!
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Old 03-14-2006, 06:20 PM   #17
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Old 03-14-2006, 06:24 PM   #18
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Taped to the end of a very large penis..???
that should do the trick
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Old 03-14-2006, 06:25 PM   #19
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Store it in the freezer first. That way it dosen't squish all over when you try to shove it up there.
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Old 03-14-2006, 06:45 PM   #20
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No lube and with your eyes closed of course.
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Old 03-14-2006, 08:20 PM   #21
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insert your fist with the suppository wrapped around it inside your ass. once inside, release the pill
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Old 03-14-2006, 09:25 PM   #22
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tell yourself "relax, it wont hurt" while gently inserting the suppository in your hole
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