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AvsTgp 03-16-2006 01:35 PM

Watch out for new scam
 
Please be careful and heads up, I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at Home Depot
This happened to me at Home Depot on Nassau Road in Lawrenceville and it could happen to you anywhere.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking girls about 19 or 20 years old come over to your car as you're putting stuff in your car.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their boobs almost falling out of their skimpy tank-tops. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another shopping center. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight.

dissipate 03-16-2006 01:36 PM

rochard posted this a week ago

lazycash 03-16-2006 01:37 PM

Thread title should have been "Watch out for bad joke"

DutchTeenCash 03-16-2006 01:39 PM

timeline pls

Ordo 03-16-2006 01:51 PM

Ok, so you're saying I should buy a cheap wallet, keep it empty and wear a T-shirt that says "I'm Rich" and hang out at Home Depot?

:winkwink:

AvsTgp 03-16-2006 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
rochard posted this a week ago

im so sorry I forgot to review the millions of jokes posted on GFY to make sure this isnt a duplicate I wouldnt want you to read something twice, my sincerest apologies,
also..Thread title should have been "Watch out for bad joke"
oh and thanks for the feedback I was only telling you the joke because I was dying to hear if you thought it was good but thanks for weighing in with your opinion of it now :321GFY and get a job!

MichaelP 03-16-2006 01:55 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ace_luffy 03-16-2006 03:02 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

seeric 03-16-2006 03:04 PM

this been posted 100 times. still funny though

GlydeGirl 03-16-2006 03:11 PM

First time I've seen this joke... funny!

taibo 03-16-2006 03:12 PM

LOL .. poor u

yol_yo_yo 03-16-2006 03:13 PM

shit joke

u-Bob 03-16-2006 03:15 PM

welcome to 2001.

tristan_D 03-16-2006 07:02 PM

welll we can't blame anyone who would fall for it over and over :1orglaugh

nofx 03-16-2006 07:04 PM

at least you get a blow job every time :)

ready lube 03-16-2006 07:09 PM

Funny, my wife loves Home Depot and goes there a lot...ahh shit!

pornguy 03-16-2006 07:24 PM

Once a week that is a good joke.

woj 03-16-2006 07:31 PM

:1orglaugh

travs 03-16-2006 07:47 PM

I'm gonna put a 5 dollar bill in my wallet, real-looking fake creditcards and then hunt for these chicks


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