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AvsTgp · 03-16-2006, 01:35 PM

Please be careful and heads up, I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at Home Depot
This happened to me at Home Depot on Nassau Road in Lawrenceville and it could happen to you anywhere.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking girls about 19 or 20 years old come over to your car as you're putting stuff in your car.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their boobs almost falling out of their skimpy tank-tops. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another shopping center. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight.

dissipate · 03-16-2006, 01:36 PM

rochard posted this a week ago

lazycash · 03-16-2006, 01:37 PM

Thread title should have been "Watch out for bad joke"

DutchTeenCash · 03-16-2006, 01:39 PM

timeline pls

Ordo · 03-16-2006, 01:51 PM

Ok, so you're saying I should buy a cheap wallet, keep it empty and wear a T-shirt that says "I'm Rich" and hang out at Home Depot?

AvsTgp · 03-16-2006, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

rochard posted this a week ago

im so sorry I forgot to review the millions of jokes posted on GFY to make sure this isnt a duplicate I wouldnt want you to read something twice, my sincerest apologies,
also..Thread title should have been "Watch out for bad joke"
oh and thanks for the feedback I was only telling you the joke because I was dying to hear if you thought it was good but thanks for weighing in with your opinion of it now

and get a job!

MichaelP · 03-16-2006, 01:55 PM

Ace_luffy · 03-16-2006, 03:02 PM

seeric · 03-16-2006, 03:04 PM

this been posted 100 times. still funny though

GlydeGirl · 03-16-2006, 03:11 PM

First time I've seen this joke... funny!

taibo · 03-16-2006, 03:12 PM

LOL .. poor u

yol_yo_yo · 03-16-2006, 03:13 PM

shit joke

u-Bob · 03-16-2006, 03:15 PM

welcome to 2001.

tristan_D · 03-16-2006, 07:02 PM

welll we can't blame anyone who would fall for it over and over

nofx · 03-16-2006, 07:04 PM

at least you get a blow job every time

ready lube · 03-16-2006, 07:09 PM

Funny, my wife loves Home Depot and goes there a lot...ahh shit!

pornguy · 03-16-2006, 07:24 PM

Once a week that is a good joke.

woj · 03-16-2006, 07:31 PM

travs · 03-16-2006, 07:47 PM

I'm gonna put a 5 dollar bill in my wallet, real-looking fake creditcards and then hunt for these chicks

03-16-2006, 01:35 PM	#1
AvsTgp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 318	Watch out for new scam Please be careful and heads up, I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at Home Depot This happened to me at Home Depot on Nassau Road in Lawrenceville and it could happen to you anywhere. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking girls about 19 or 20 years old come over to your car as you're putting stuff in your car. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their boobs almost falling out of their skimpy tank-tops. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another shopping center. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight.

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