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xxxjay 07-26-2006 03:42 AM

federal felony for Webmasters to use innocent words like "Barbie" or "Furby"
 
http://news.com.com/Congress+spanks+...html?tag=ne.st

s9ann0 07-26-2006 03:44 AM

barbie is a slut

2HousePlague 07-26-2006 03:45 AM

The first night, I lay in my bed and thought about Barbie. I knew she was right above me, in the attic, nestled in her pink plastic coffin between twenty or thirty mix-and-match outfits. I wasn't one of those girls who grew up and blamed Barbie for all of their problems. In fact, I was rather turned on by that silky blond hair and wide-eyed innocence. I will admit I knew Barbie was a bitch, the type of girl who would probably break my heart, use me for her one lesbian fling, trying out the other side of the fence with an unsuspecting dyke like me, and then leave me for some pretty boy, a latent gay eunuch named Ken who would never be able to give it to her the way I could. He would never want to spank that perfectly round ass of hers or pull on that long, blond hair. So maybe he would buy her that dream house and the pink corvette she always wanted, but I was sure he wouldn't know how to fist her until she screamed to be fucked like the little plastic tramp that she was... more


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Kimo 07-26-2006 03:46 AM

wtf, what about lanni barbie?

JFK 07-26-2006 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo
wtf, what about lanni barbie?

She's HOTT:thumbsup

shermo 07-26-2006 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo
wtf, what about lanni barbie?

I was thinking the same thing...

Cypherpunk 07-26-2006 03:56 AM

hahaha thats too funny, make me want to put up a few galleries with those words in, see those fucks try and jail me for 20

BusterBunny 07-26-2006 03:58 AM

what if it is a hardcore site with a chick getting analized by a pet rock?....

http://images6.theimagehosting.com/stewie1.gif

gooddomains 07-26-2006 03:59 AM

I love barbie

MrPinks 07-26-2006 08:37 AM

Seriously. That's fucked up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo
wtf, what about lanni barbie?


DEA - banned for life 07-26-2006 08:38 AM

http://bedno.com/photos/albums/20041...41218a-009.jpgbarbie stripper

MrPinks 07-26-2006 08:44 AM

What about Barbie Billiards?

EdgeXXX 07-26-2006 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo
wtf, what about lanni barbie?


Quote:

Originally Posted by Congressional Bill in question
A key phrase in the legislation (click for PDF) promises prison time only if a Webmaster has the "intent to deceive" a casual visitor.


In other words, you're fine as long as you are not using the words to try to falsely lure people to your site that are actually looking for Barbie dolls, Furbies, etc.

fuzebox 07-26-2006 08:45 AM

I'm going to try real hard to use "Furby" in a gallery today...

Juilan 07-26-2006 08:45 AM

lots of cam girls with Barbie in the name

Mr. Romance 07-26-2006 08:47 AM

madness

Mr. Romance

tony286 07-26-2006 08:49 AM

I can see Barbie but who would use furby on a porn site

XxXotic 07-26-2006 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPinks
What about Barbie Billiards?

you mean bobbi billard? :winkwink:

MrPinks 07-26-2006 08:51 AM

Ahhhh, so were safe on that, lol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic
you mean bobbi billard? :winkwink:


mrkris 07-26-2006 08:54 AM

What about Ken, are we allowed to use the word Ken ?

MrPinks 07-26-2006 08:55 AM

Hahahaha
:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by mrkris
What about Ken, are we allowed to use the word Ken ?


Dirty Dane 07-26-2006 08:58 AM

from the article:

Quote:

- "America's children will be better protected from every parent's worst nightmare--sexual predators--thanks to passage" of the legislation, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said in a statement on Tuesday.

- Protecting our children from Internet predators and child exploitation enterprises are just as high a priority as securing our border from terrorists."

- Anyone who includes misleading "words" or "images" intended to confuse a minor into viewing a possibly harmful Web site could be imprisoned for up to 20 years and fined, the bill says.
... sure, putting teletubbies on a porn site deserves a slap in the face, but is it only me that think the above sound like hysteria??

pornguy 07-26-2006 09:00 AM

Incase you did not realize but that is saying that webmaster are sexual predators.

Tom_PM 07-26-2006 09:00 AM

Kind of a good thing dont you think? The intention isn't an outright ban on words, but a tool to nail deceptive whackjobs who hop on domain names or use keywords to lure children. Or to which children might be drawn in a normal search for something non-adult but having adult content.

MrPinks 07-26-2006 09:12 AM

They have been saying that for over a year now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Incase you did not realize but that is saying that webmaster are sexual predators.


CIVMatt 07-26-2006 09:17 AM

Bump for this thread

BlackCrayon 07-26-2006 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom
Kind of a good thing dont you think? The intention isn't an outright ban on words, but a tool to nail deceptive whackjobs who hop on domain names or use keywords to lure children. Or to which children might be drawn in a normal search for something non-adult but having adult content.

someone gets its. people who do this make us look like scum.

JD 07-26-2006 09:37 AM

I got an email from Nintendo because I said "Get yer jerk on like Donkey Kong" on a blog I run LMAO

pocketkangaroo 07-26-2006 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom
Kind of a good thing dont you think? The intention isn't an outright ban on words, but a tool to nail deceptive whackjobs who hop on domain names or use keywords to lure children. Or to which children might be drawn in a normal search for something non-adult but having adult content.

What fucking idiots are targeting children? Did they suddenly start handing out credit cards to 12 year olds?

This is just another excuse to knock down your door and haul you off to jail.

OG LennyT 07-26-2006 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrkris
What about Ken, are we allowed to use the word Ken ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DWB 07-26-2006 09:41 AM

Hmmmmm. I guess my new Captian Kangaroo gallery is not gonna fly.

MattO 07-26-2006 09:48 AM

Why don't they just create the fucking .kids TLD and put the fucking kids on it christ I'm not a fuckin baby sitter.

Tom_PM 07-26-2006 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
What fucking idiots are targeting children? Did they suddenly start handing out credit cards to 12 year olds?

This is just another excuse to knock down your door and haul you off to jail.

non-legit idiots. :)
For instance, people who jump on abandoned domain names with loads of traffic who dont care that it's a childrens domain. If powerpuffgirls.com suddenly went on auction and some person bought it and redirected it to hardcore porn (maybe with a bunch of script trades (ie: they dont give a damn because they have no intention of converting the traffic)), they SHOULD be in trouble IMHO.

But for someone using the name "Barbie" in a sex story on a site that's clearly adult is not going to get in trouble. Or like others said a Lannie Barbie ad page is going to be fine.


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