federal felony for Webmasters to use innocent words like "Barbie" or "Furby" - GoFuckYourself.com

xxxjay · 07-26-2006, 03:42 AM

http://news.com.com/Congress+spanks+...html?tag=ne.st

s9ann0 · 07-26-2006, 03:44 AM

barbie is a slut

2HousePlague · 07-26-2006, 03:45 AM

The first night, I lay in my bed and thought about Barbie. I knew she was right above me, in the attic, nestled in her pink plastic coffin between twenty or thirty mix-and-match outfits. I wasn't one of those girls who grew up and blamed Barbie for all of their problems. In fact, I was rather turned on by that silky blond hair and wide-eyed innocence. I will admit I knew Barbie was a bitch, the type of girl who would probably break my heart, use me for her one lesbian fling, trying out the other side of the fence with an unsuspecting dyke like me, and then leave me for some pretty boy, a latent gay eunuch named Ken who would never be able to give it to her the way I could. He would never want to spank that perfectly round ass of hers or pull on that long, blond hair. So maybe he would buy her that dream house and the pink corvette she always wanted, but I was sure he wouldn't know how to fist her until she screamed to be fucked like the little plastic tramp that she was... more

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Kimo · 07-26-2006, 03:46 AM

wtf, what about lanni barbie?

JFK · 07-26-2006, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimo

wtf, what about lanni barbie?

She's HOTT

07-26-2006, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo

wtf, what about lanni barbie?

I was thinking the same thing...

Cypherpunk · 07-26-2006, 03:56 AM

hahaha thats too funny, make me want to put up a few galleries with those words in, see those fucks try and jail me for 20

BusterBunny · 07-26-2006, 03:58 AM

what if it is a hardcore site with a chick getting analized by a pet rock?....

gooddomains · 07-26-2006, 03:59 AM

I love barbie

MrPinks · 07-26-2006, 08:37 AM

Seriously. That's fucked up.

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Originally Posted by Kimo

wtf, what about lanni barbie?

DEA - banned for life · 07-26-2006, 08:38 AM

barbie stripper

MrPinks · 07-26-2006, 08:44 AM

What about Barbie Billiards?

EdgeXXX · 07-26-2006, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimo

wtf, what about lanni barbie?

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Originally Posted by Congressional Bill in question

A key phrase in the legislation (click for PDF) promises prison time only if a Webmaster has the "intent to deceive" a casual visitor.

In other words, you're fine as long as you are not using the words to try to falsely lure people to your site that are actually looking for Barbie dolls, Furbies, etc.

fuzebox · 07-26-2006, 08:45 AM

I'm going to try real hard to use "Furby" in a gallery today...

Juilan · 07-26-2006, 08:45 AM

lots of cam girls with Barbie in the name

Mr. Romance · 07-26-2006, 08:47 AM

madness

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tony286 · 07-26-2006, 08:49 AM

I can see Barbie but who would use furby on a porn site

XxXotic · 07-26-2006, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MrPinks

What about Barbie Billiards?

you mean bobbi billard?

MrPinks · 07-26-2006, 08:51 AM

Ahhhh, so were safe on that, lol.

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

you mean bobbi billard?

mrkris · 07-26-2006, 08:54 AM

What about Ken, are we allowed to use the word Ken ?

MrPinks · 07-26-2006, 08:55 AM

Hahahaha

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Originally Posted by mrkris

What about Ken, are we allowed to use the word Ken ?

Dirty Dane · 07-26-2006, 08:58 AM

from the article:

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- "America's children will be better protected from every parent's worst nightmare--sexual predators--thanks to passage" of the legislation, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said in a statement on Tuesday.

- Protecting our children from Internet predators and child exploitation enterprises are just as high a priority as securing our border from terrorists."

- Anyone who includes misleading "words" or "images" intended to confuse a minor into viewing a possibly harmful Web site could be imprisoned for up to 20 years and fined, the bill says.

... sure, putting teletubbies on a porn site deserves a slap in the face, but is it only me that think the above sound like hysteria??

pornguy · 07-26-2006, 09:00 AM

Incase you did not realize but that is saying that webmaster are sexual predators.

Tom_PM · 07-26-2006, 09:00 AM

Kind of a good thing dont you think? The intention isn't an outright ban on words, but a tool to nail deceptive whackjobs who hop on domain names or use keywords to lure children. Or to which children might be drawn in a normal search for something non-adult but having adult content.

MrPinks · 07-26-2006, 09:12 AM

They have been saying that for over a year now.

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Incase you did not realize but that is saying that webmaster are sexual predators.

CIVMatt · 07-26-2006, 09:17 AM

Bump for this thread

BlackCrayon · 07-26-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Kind of a good thing dont you think? The intention isn't an outright ban on words, but a tool to nail deceptive whackjobs who hop on domain names or use keywords to lure children. Or to which children might be drawn in a normal search for something non-adult but having adult content.

someone gets its. people who do this make us look like scum.

JD · 07-26-2006, 09:37 AM

I got an email from Nintendo because I said "Get yer jerk on like Donkey Kong" on a blog I run LMAO

pocketkangaroo · 07-26-2006, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Kind of a good thing dont you think? The intention isn't an outright ban on words, but a tool to nail deceptive whackjobs who hop on domain names or use keywords to lure children. Or to which children might be drawn in a normal search for something non-adult but having adult content.

What fucking idiots are targeting children? Did they suddenly start handing out credit cards to 12 year olds?

This is just another excuse to knock down your door and haul you off to jail.

OG LennyT · 07-26-2006, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by mrkris

What about Ken, are we allowed to use the word Ken ?

DWB · 07-26-2006, 09:41 AM

Hmmmmm. I guess my new Captian Kangaroo gallery is not gonna fly.

MattO · 07-26-2006, 09:48 AM

Why don't they just create the fucking .kids TLD and put the fucking kids on it christ I'm not a fuckin baby sitter.

Tom_PM · 07-26-2006, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

What fucking idiots are targeting children? Did they suddenly start handing out credit cards to 12 year olds?

This is just another excuse to knock down your door and haul you off to jail.

non-legit idiots.

For instance, people who jump on abandoned domain names with loads of traffic who dont care that it's a childrens domain. If powerpuffgirls.com suddenly went on auction and some person bought it and redirected it to hardcore porn (maybe with a bunch of script trades (ie: they dont give a damn because they have no intention of converting the traffic)), they SHOULD be in trouble IMHO.

But for someone using the name "Barbie" in a sex story on a site that's clearly adult is not going to get in trouble. Or like others said a Lannie Barbie ad page is going to be fine.

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