Churches wanting cash machines?
 

Fast cash at churches?

A senior clergyman says churches should have cash machines.

Archdeacon of Lincoln the Venerable Arthur Hawes said the machines would be a service to the community by churches.

According to the Mirror he said: "People in rural parts have to travel long distances to get cash, which costs them money.

"So why not put a cash machine somewhere handy, like in a church?"

The proposal had not been opposed by parishioners.

Canon Chris Sugden, of the Anglican Mainstream group, backed the idea.

He said: "With the withdrawal of banks and post offices in rural areas, it is appropriate that churches, as community buildings should be available for services of this kind."

A Church of England spokesman said permission would be needed from each local diocese.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1946649.html

Sounds good. I'm guessing people wouldn't mind paying the fee on such cash machines either if they knew it was going to the church.

that' great -- better offering for churches ...

Thats a really good idea.

Why not they have them in strip clubs..

This is one of the best ideas I ever heard, all the churches here would really benefit from that... peeps couldn't give the old "sorry, no cash money on me" excuse anymore :1orglaugh

There is a church here in Houston that has a starbucks in it...

I think that`s a great idea!

in the end churches always figure out how to get the money

Guess he skipped that part in the New Testament where Jesus overturned the tables of the money-changers in the temple.

How about a stripclub in a church?

"I'm feelin' Religious".
"No, my name is Candy".
"Whatever, honey".

churches are a business...they will make money on the transactions, and for those who forgot there cash, they can get it...makes sense to me


Mr. Romance

Yep...Next they will have credit card terminals built into the pews (SP?)...Like sonic...Just swipe the card right there...Donate to the lord

ATM's is a good start, but they got to get rid of that dickhead up front with that weird outfit that is always ragging about evil spirits and crap, no one wants to hear that crap. what they need is some slot machines, a few beer machines and pot machines and a few decent looking ho's giving cheap and affordable blowjobs.
now that would fix a lot.

Yup first thing i thought of.

It has always been about cash money

thats a horrible concept

That's not a bad idea if you ask me... at least they would be usefull for something.

then again, so are churches

That's blasphemy!!! :error

probably make a killing on the transaction fees alone...Praise Jesus!

eff churches

yes, but who cares?

didn't some Jesus guy supposedly go ape shit on a church that was turned into a market?

yes, but who cares?

in the bible I was made to read, anyway

Good, whatever keeps those brainwashed freaks happy and occupied.