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Sarah_Jayne · 08-09-2006, 03:52 AM

Fast cash at churches?

A senior clergyman says churches should have cash machines.

Archdeacon of Lincoln the Venerable Arthur Hawes said the machines would be a service to the community by churches.

According to the Mirror he said: "People in rural parts have to travel long distances to get cash, which costs them money.

"So why not put a cash machine somewhere handy, like in a church?"

The proposal had not been opposed by parishioners.

Canon Chris Sugden, of the Anglican Mainstream group, backed the idea.

He said: "With the withdrawal of banks and post offices in rural areas, it is appropriate that churches, as community buildings should be available for services of this kind."

A Church of England spokesman said permission would be needed from each local diocese.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1946649.html

testpie · 08-09-2006, 04:21 AM

Sounds good. I'm guessing people wouldn't mind paying the fee on such cash machines either if they knew it was going to the church.

maxidrom11 · 08-09-2006, 05:08 AM

that' great -- better offering for churches ...

Kristian · 08-09-2006, 06:04 AM

Thats a really good idea.

crockett · 08-09-2006, 06:07 AM

Why not they have them in strip clubs..

notabook · 08-09-2006, 06:07 AM

This is one of the best ideas I ever heard, all the churches here would really benefit from that... peeps couldn't give the old "sorry, no cash money on me" excuse anymore

xLaborJames · 08-09-2006, 06:10 AM

There is a church here in Houston that has a starbucks in it...

HpicAnn · 08-09-2006, 07:40 AM

I think that`s a great idea!

Sarah_Jayne · 08-09-2006, 11:51 AM

in the end churches always figure out how to get the money

ADL Colin · 08-09-2006, 12:05 PM

Guess he skipped that part in the New Testament where Jesus overturned the tables of the money-changers in the temple.

ADL Colin · 08-09-2006, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

Why not they have them in strip clubs..

How about a stripclub in a church?

"I'm feelin' Religious".
"No, my name is Candy".
"Whatever, honey".

BoyAlley · 08-09-2006, 12:30 PM

Translation: Churches want to make sure people can quickly and easily access funds on their way in so that they can deposit the money into their collection plates.

Mr. Romance · 08-09-2006, 12:33 PM

churches are a business...they will make money on the transactions, and for those who forgot there cash, they can get it...makes sense to me

Mr. Romance

Adult Warden · 08-09-2006, 12:45 PM

Yep...Next they will have credit card terminals built into the pews (SP?)...Like sonic...Just swipe the card right there...Donate to the lord

CheneyRumsfeld · 08-09-2006, 12:58 PM

ATM's is a good start, but they got to get rid of that dickhead up front with that weird outfit that is always ragging about evil spirits and crap, no one wants to hear that crap. what they need is some slot machines, a few beer machines and pot machines and a few decent looking ho's giving cheap and affordable blowjobs.
now that would fix a lot.

MrJackMeHoff · 08-09-2006, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Translation: Churches want to make sure people can quickly and easily access funds on their way in so that they can deposit the money into their collection plates.

Yup first thing i thought of.

Vitasoy · 08-09-2006, 05:38 PM

It has always been about cash money

MaddCaz · 08-09-2006, 05:40 PM

thats a horrible concept

Doctor Dre · 08-09-2006, 05:41 PM

That's not a bad idea if you ask me... at least they would be usefull for something.

MaddCaz · 08-09-2006, 05:43 PM

then again, so are churches

reynold · 08-09-2006, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz

thats a horrible concept

That's blasphemy!!!

Bdiddy · 08-09-2006, 07:22 PM

probably make a killing on the transaction fees alone...Praise Jesus!

Persignup Dustin · 08-09-2006, 07:23 PM

eff churches

E$_manager · 08-09-2006, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

That's blasphemy!!!

yes, but who cares?

JD · 08-09-2006, 09:12 PM

didn't some Jesus guy supposedly go ape shit on a church that was turned into a market?

E$_manager · 08-09-2006, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

That's blasphemy!!!

yes, but who cares?

Sarah_Jayne · 08-10-2006, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

didn't some Jesus guy supposedly go ape shit on a church that was turned into a market?

in the bible I was made to read, anyway

LiveDose · 08-10-2006, 02:53 AM

Good, whatever keeps those brainwashed freaks happy and occupied.

Dvae · 08-10-2006, 02:59 AM

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Churches wanting cash machines? Fast cash at churches? A senior clergyman says churches should have cash machines. Archdeacon of Lincoln the Venerable Arthur Hawes said the machines would be a service to the community by churches. According to the Mirror he said: "People in rural parts have to travel long distances to get cash, which costs them money. "So why not put a cash machine somewhere handy, like in a church?" The proposal had not been opposed by parishioners. Canon Chris Sugden, of the Anglican Mainstream group, backed the idea. He said: "With the withdrawal of banks and post offices in rural areas, it is appropriate that churches, as community buildings should be available for services of this kind." A Church of England spokesman said permission would be needed from each local diocese. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1946649.html

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