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tony286 08-21-2006 04:33 PM

"HOW to SURVIVE a HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE"
 
I got this in a email and thought I would share


"HOW to SURVIVE a HEART ATTACK

WHEN ALONE"...

Since many people are alone

when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating

improperly and who begins to
feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left

before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves

by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough,

and the cough must be
deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum

from deep inside the chest..!!

A breath & a cough must be repeated

about every two seconds

without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart

is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs

plus coughing movements squeeze

the heart & keep the blood circulating
The squeezing pressure on the heart

also helps it regain normal rhythm.
In this way, heart attack victims

can get to a hospital. Tell as many
other people as possible about this.

It could save their lives..!! "

BloodFart 08-21-2006 04:47 PM

shove your finger in a light socket, reboots everything!

Donny 08-21-2006 04:49 PM

Good advice to post on this board full of fatties who are at risk for Heart Attacks. I'm not leaving myself out of that risk pool either.

Spunky 08-21-2006 04:51 PM

I'll try to remember that

Fucksakes 08-21-2006 04:53 PM

thanks for that info, always had a slight fear of no one being around in that case.

Furious_Female 08-21-2006 04:54 PM

Great read :thumbsup Always carry some aspirin with you as well. That's one of the first things a paramedic does; is give an aspirin.

notabook 08-21-2006 04:58 PM

Old, re-hashed, and fairly useless.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/homecure/coughcpr.asp

Manowar 08-21-2006 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodFart
shove your finger in a light socket, reboots everything!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

E$_manager 08-21-2006 05:16 PM

THank you very much for info. The only thing i am afraid of is that i will not recoznisethe heart attack.

Matt_WildCash 08-21-2006 05:17 PM

http://www.snopes.com/medical/homecure/coughcpr.asp

jOE =D 08-21-2006 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodFart
shove your finger in a light socket, reboots everything!

Great idea! If the heart attack dosn't kill you, im sure the electrical shock will@!

Mr. Romance 08-21-2006 05:20 PM

i wrote that down...i am a prime candidate for a heart attack


Mr. Romance

BusterBunny 08-21-2006 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodFart
shove your finger in a light socket, reboots everything!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

madawgz 08-21-2006 05:21 PM

thanks for sharing that :thumbsup

notabook 08-21-2006 05:23 PM

?The American Heart Association does not recommend that the public use this method in a situation where there is no medical supervision.?

?It can be dangerous for someone having a heart attack that does not result in cardiac arrest.?

nAtuRaLbEautY 08-21-2006 05:28 PM

thanks for the advice! i'll have my obese uncle read this thread! it could be of help :)

CDSmith 08-21-2006 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

Snopes knows all.

E$_manager 08-21-2006 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
?The American Heart Association does not recommend that the public use this method in a situation where there is no medical supervision.?

?It can be dangerous for someone having a heart attack that does not result in cardiac arrest.?

Those words have sence.:Oh crap

woj 08-21-2006 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodFart
shove your finger in a light socket, reboots everything!

:1orglaugh

SongRider 08-21-2006 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nAtuRaLbEautY
thanks for the advice! i'll have my obese uncle read this thread! it could be of help :)


Overweight people are not the only ones who have heart attacks.... :thumbsup

E$_manager 08-21-2006 06:10 PM

I know a young girl that has heart attack when she is in hot and crowded place.

Brujah 08-21-2006 06:10 PM

Ok, so you're alone.. you have about 10 seconds during a heart attack.. and you're supposed to just.. well.. do nothing.. cause nothing is better than cough CPR? hmm..

elron 08-21-2006 06:11 PM

so what you're saying is that gfy posters have better chance for heart attack :eek7

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E$_manager 08-21-2006 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elron
so what you're saying is that gfy posters have better chance for heart attack :eek7

due to their moveless way of life:upsidedow

Peaches 08-21-2006 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Old, re-hashed, and fairly useless.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/homecure/coughcpr.asp

I will never understand why people don't check things out first. "But I got it in an email from a friend I really trust!". I have to send Snopes links to my sisters about 3 times a week. :1orglaugh

notabook 08-21-2006 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches
I will never understand why people don't check things out first. "But I got it in an email from a friend I really trust!". I have to send Snopes links to my sisters about 3 times a week. :1orglaugh

haha! Every time one of my friends forwards me an e-mail, worried about something they read I just tell them to go to snopes. Surprisingly they were right about one thing in an e-mail spam message against the dangers of paper shredders. Started to leave mine unplugged after I read what damage they can do to animals and kids.

TexasDreams 08-21-2006 06:49 PM

Been there, done that, and thought I would share


"HOW to SURVIVE a HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE"...

1. Chew some aspirin (about 4).

2. Drive yourself to Emergency Room.

3. If you're lucky, you'll make it. :thumbsup

latinasojourn 08-21-2006 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female
Great read :thumbsup Always carry some aspirin with you as well. That's one of the first things a paramedic does; is give an aspirin.


correct.

and if you are a long distance bicycle rider over say 50 this is a good idea also.

baby chewable is best for emergencies, about 6 of them at once.

notabook 08-21-2006 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
Been there, done that, and thought I would share

You've had a heart attack, or someone you know? How is your health (or theirs) compared to now afterwards, what all did they have to change in their lifestyle? Reason I ask is someone close to me just had a mild heart attack and isn't quite sure of their limitations. I tried doing the research but keep getting a lot of frivolous answers.

Fucksakes 08-21-2006 06:54 PM

haha I told this to my gf who is practicing to be a nurse, and it made her think, she told me she don't think that would help one bit.. that your suppose to go into a comfortable position "semi fowler position" to ease your breathing and to calm down the heart.

asprin can reduce the effect of the heart attack but may not help at all.

Fucksakes 08-21-2006 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female
Great read :thumbsup Always carry some aspirin with you as well. That's one of the first things a paramedic does; is give an aspirin.

this is bullshit cause a high % of ppl are allergic to asprin.. a paramedic will give nitroglycerin shots and if that don't work they give kids asprin.. the blue pill.

TexasDreams 08-21-2006 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
You've had a heart attack, or someone you know? How is your health (or theirs) compared to now afterwards, what all did they have to change in their lifestyle? Reason I ask is someone close to me just had a mild heart attack and isn't quite sure of their limitations. I tried doing the research but keep getting a lot of frivolous answers.

Most of those questions are one's they should discuss with their doctor. Best things to do is watch the diet closely (No salt, low fat and cholesterol). Get some excercise through light workouts and walking. But one of the most important things is don't live in fear and paranoia. A lot of people have heart attacks and you just can't live the rest of your life in fear from it.

WebMD has a pretty good Guide on Heart Disease.

http://www.webmd.com/content/pages/9/1675_57782.htm

:thumbsup

Barefootsies 08-21-2006 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
Good advice to post on this board full of fatties who are at risk for Heart Attacks. I'm not leaving myself out of that risk pool either.

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notabook 08-21-2006 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
Most of those questions are one's they should discuss with their doctor. Best things to do is watch the diet closely (No salt, low fat and cholesterol). Get some excercise through light workouts and walking. But one of the most important things is don't live in fear and paranoia. A lot of people have heart attacks and you just can't live the rest of your life in fear from it.

WebMD has a pretty good Guide on Heart Disease.

http://www.webmd.com/content/pages/9/1675_57782.htm

:thumbsup


Thanks TD! Doctors here are extremely shitty, and I don?t say that lightly. They cannot do math in their heads (hey, I?m no math whiz, but then again I?m not ODing people by giving them too much meds either!). Last time I had a serious problem (got really bad strep throat) the doctor ?added up? in his head wrong, was going to give me triple the prescribed dosage. Another doc there tried to prescribe me some med with penicillin in it after repeatedly telling the fucktard I?m allergic to penicillin? I don?t have any faith in the docs here, trying to do a bit of research to help my friend out so the doctors don?t kill em next time he gets a check up *_* Thx again. :thumbsup

Matt_WildCash 08-21-2006 09:36 PM

Dr. Richard O. Cummins, Seattle's director of emergency cardiac care, explains that cough CPR raises the pressure in the chest just enough to maintain some circulation of oxygen-containing blood and help enough get to the brain to maintain consciousness for a prolonged period. But cough CPR should be used only by a person about to lose consciousness, an indication of cardiac arrest, he cautions. It can be dangerous for someone having a heart attack that does not result in cardiac arrest. Such a person should call for help and then sit quietly until help arrives, he says.

Sounds like its good to maintain concsiousness but not to do it unless your about to black out


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