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"HOW to SURVIVE a HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE"
I got this in a email and thought I would share
"HOW to SURVIVE a HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE"... Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest..!! A breath & a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs plus coughing movements squeeze the heart & keep the blood circulating The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives..!! " |
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shove your finger in a light socket, reboots everything!
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Good advice to post on this board full of fatties who are at risk for Heart Attacks. I'm not leaving myself out of that risk pool either.
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I'll try to remember that
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thanks for that info, always had a slight fear of no one being around in that case.
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Great read
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THank you very much for info. The only thing i am afraid of is that i will not recoznisethe heart attack.
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i wrote that down...i am a prime candidate for a heart attack
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thanks for sharing that
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?The American Heart Association does not recommend that the public use this method in a situation where there is no medical supervision.?
?It can be dangerous for someone having a heart attack that does not result in cardiac arrest.?
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thanks for the advice! i'll have my obese uncle read this thread! it could be of help
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I know a young girl that has heart attack when she is in hot and crowded place.
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Ok, so you're alone.. you have about 10 seconds during a heart attack.. and you're supposed to just.. well.. do nothing.. cause nothing is better than cough CPR? hmm..
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so what you're saying is that gfy posters have better chance for heart attack
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Been there, done that, and thought I would share
"HOW to SURVIVE a HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE"... 1. Chew some aspirin (about 4). 2. Drive yourself to Emergency Room. 3. If you're lucky, you'll make it. ![]()
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correct. and if you are a long distance bicycle rider over say 50 this is a good idea also. baby chewable is best for emergencies, about 6 of them at once. |
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haha I told this to my gf who is practicing to be a nurse, and it made her think, she told me she don't think that would help one bit.. that your suppose to go into a comfortable position "semi fowler position" to ease your breathing and to calm down the heart.
asprin can reduce the effect of the heart attack but may not help at all. |
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WebMD has a pretty good Guide on Heart Disease. http://www.webmd.com/content/pages/9/1675_57782.htm ![]()
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Thanks TD! Doctors here are extremely shitty, and I don?t say that lightly. They cannot do math in their heads (hey, I?m no math whiz, but then again I?m not ODing people by giving them too much meds either!). Last time I had a serious problem (got really bad strep throat) the doctor ?added up? in his head wrong, was going to give me triple the prescribed dosage. Another doc there tried to prescribe me some med with penicillin in it after repeatedly telling the fucktard I?m allergic to penicillin? I don?t have any faith in the docs here, trying to do a bit of research to help my friend out so the doctors don?t kill em next time he gets a check up *_* Thx again. ![]()
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Dr. Richard O. Cummins, Seattle's director of emergency cardiac care, explains that cough CPR raises the pressure in the chest just enough to maintain some circulation of oxygen-containing blood and help enough get to the brain to maintain consciousness for a prolonged period. But cough CPR should be used only by a person about to lose consciousness, an indication of cardiac arrest, he cautions. It can be dangerous for someone having a heart attack that does not result in cardiac arrest. Such a person should call for help and then sit quietly until help arrives, he says.
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