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Libertine 12-03-2006 03:04 PM

ForteCash, we get the fucking point. Really, we do.
 
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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11445581)
Nice! But my wife is a Doctor and I can't complain :thumbsup

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=683153

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11445609)
My wife is a Doctor with a starting salary of over 400k :thumbsup

Suck it! Whoop! :1orglaugh

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=683237

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11445603)
My wife is going to be a Doctor in 2 more years. She's my retirement plan :thumbsup

What does your wives do for a living?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=683238

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:05 PM


What can I say, I'm proud of her. :winkwink:

CyberHustler 12-03-2006 03:06 PM

I fucked his wife....










j/k

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:07 PM

I'm confused ... his wife IS a doctor, or WILL be a doctor?

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11445941)
I'm confused ... his wife IS a doctor, or WILL be a doctor?

2 more years :winkwink:

CyberHustler 12-03-2006 03:11 PM

I wish my wife would be a doctor...
I wish she'd get her ass up and do anything...

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BuySexProducts (Post 11445981)
I wish my wife would be a doctor...
I wish she'd get her ass up and do anything...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Is she a house wife? If so she should be cooking, cleaning, etc. :2 cents:

CyberHustler 12-03-2006 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446002)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Is she a house wife? If so she should be cooking, cleaning, etc. :2 cents:

she cooks... she's good at making me fat

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11445971)
2 more years :winkwink:

Ah, sorry, I got confused by the contradictory statements. I guess I'm used to it by now, though.

Can't wait to see what the next tale will bring -- I've got my popcorn.

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446017)
Ah, sorry, I got confused by the contradictory statements. I guess I'm used to it by now, though.

Can't wait to see what the next tale will bring -- I've got my popcorn.

She's essentially one now, just not getting paid yet. Working 15 hour days though on her rotations. My hands will be strong enough to crush a cue ball with all the feet rubbing I've been doing. :1orglaugh

squishypimp 12-03-2006 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BuySexProducts (Post 11445930)
I fucked his wife....


lol :) :)

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446029)
She's essentially one now, just not getting paid yet. Working 15 hour days though on her rotations. My hands will be strong enough to crush a cue ball with all the feet rubbing I've been doing. :1orglaugh

Makes sense. Just got confused when you claimed she made 400k. I guess it was simply a allusion to the money should WOULD make, which is a bit shady, but whatever.

You've been a train wreck since you've arrived, and the train keeps pulling in to new stations. I guess we're at the "let's make up stuff about my wife" station now, I can't wait to see where we chugga-chugga-choo-choo next.

Got my popcorn, let's keep it rolling!

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446065)
Makes sense. Just got confused when you claimed she made 400k. I guess it was simply a allusion to the money should WOULD make, which is a bit shady, but whatever.

You've been a train wreck since you've arrived, and the train keeps pulling in to new stations. I guess we're at the "let's make up stuff about my wife" station now, I can't wait to see where we chugga-chugga-choo-choo next.

Got my popcorn, let's keep it rolling!

No, her starting salary will be. wtf. :1orglaugh

pocketkangaroo 12-03-2006 03:24 PM

Your wife is a doctor with a starting salary of 400k or she will be in 2 years? And what fucking doctor starts at 400k?

mattz 12-03-2006 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446065)
Makes sense. Just got confused when you claimed she made 400k. I guess it was simply a allusion to the money should WOULD make, which is a bit shady, but whatever.

You've been a train wreck since you've arrived, and the train keeps pulling in to new stations. I guess we're at the "let's make up stuff about my wife" station now, I can't wait to see where we chugga-chugga-choo-choo next.

Got my popcorn, let's keep it rolling!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh making my popcorn now!

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11446078)
Your wife is a doctor with a starting salary of 400k or she will be in 2 years? And what fucking doctor starts at 400k?

Clearly, he's living in a dreamland. Do a search on his recent posts if you want a good chuckle. He'll be in Lazycash's signature before long, I'm sure.

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11446078)
Your wife is a doctor with a starting salary of 400k or she will be in 2 years? And what fucking doctor starts at 400k?

surgeons.

woj 12-03-2006 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11445971)
2 more years :winkwink:

Would be funny if shed dumped you as soon as she finished medical school... :1orglaugh






jk, heh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 03:28 PM

yeah, well my wife will be a multi-billion-aire so HA! because shes studying it and will be in 2 years!!

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 11446092)
Would be funny if shed dumped you as soon as she finished medical school... :1orglaugh






jk, heh

Yeah that would be hilarious! :winkwink:

pocketkangaroo 12-03-2006 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446090)
surgeons.

Cool, what type? I always wanted to go pre-med but went computers instead.

Mike Semen 12-03-2006 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BuySexProducts (Post 11445981)
I wish my wife would be a doctor...
I wish she'd get her ass up and do anything...


turn her out man.:thumbsup

WarChild 12-03-2006 03:32 PM

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My wife is a Doctor with a starting salary of over 400k

Suck it! Whoop!
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My wife is going to be a Doctor in 2 more years. She's my retirement plan
So first you tell us she IS a Doctor making 400K but that later changes to she WILL be a Doctor and currently makes nothing. Ooops, little lie?

What kind of starting Physician starts off making 400K? I'll tell you, none. Little lie number two.

Are you familiar with the concept of "Little lie, big lie."? Basically, your wife might one day live up to your lies, but more likely than not you're just a liar plain and simple. :2 cents:

Wiggles 12-03-2006 03:33 PM

then she'll leave your ass for another doctor.

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11446119)
Cool, what type? I always wanted to go pre-med but went computers instead.

Not 100% sure yet, she's think orthopedics perhaps. OB's make a killing, but are high for lawsuit's also.

Herb Kornfield 12-03-2006 03:33 PM

No one starts at 400k ... You are fucking dreaming.

Department heads, those with Tenure can and do .... not year 1 Dr's....

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 11446132)
Are you familiar with the concept of "Little lie, big lie."? Basically, your wife might one day live up to your lies, but more likely than not you're just a liar plain and simple. :2 cents:

Hey, I'll settle for his current batch of lies .. at least he stopped yelling "BLACKLISTED, you won't get my 8 million hits per second and $4912821238 per day in clicks now!"

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 11446132)
So first you tell us she IS a Doctor making 400K but that later changes to she WILL be a Doctor and currently makes nothing. Ooops, little lie?

What kind of starting Physician starts off making 400K? I'll tell you, none. Little lie number two.

Are you familiar with the concept of "Little lie, big lie."? Basically, your wife might one day live up to your lies, but more likely than not you're just a liar plain and simple. :2 cents:

No, her starting salary, after residency, will be 400k. she has 2 more years. She's currently on her rotations. She's going to be a surgeon.

hope that helps.

WarChild 12-03-2006 03:35 PM

http://www.cejkasearch.com/compensat...ion_survey.htm

Could you go ahead and point ot where anyone is starting over 400K on this list? Even the highly specialized positions are coming in under 400K. As far as I understand it, you don't come out of Med School and start as a brain surgeon, for instance, without further training.

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 11446151)
http://www.cejkasearch.com/compensat...ion_survey.htm

Could you go ahead and point ot where anyone is starting over 400K on this list? Even the highly specialized positions are coming in under 400K. As far as I understand it, you don't come out of Med School and start as a brain surgeon, for instance, without further training.

Just going off what she's telling me bud. And she's going off what she's being told by her school. post links all you want, thats what she says.

pocketkangaroo 12-03-2006 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446140)
Not 100% sure yet, she's think orthopedics perhaps. OB's make a killing, but are high for lawsuit's also.

She doesn't even know yet but is going to make 400k? There is a huge difference in the type of surgeons too. The only surgeons that make over 400k are cardio and neuro, and that is with years in the field.

I'm sorry man, but it sounds like a load of bs to me. Maybe she's going to be a surgeon, but there is no way she'll start at 400k (especially in ortho). Also, with 2 years left, she'd have had to have picked out what type of surgery she'd be going into.

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446162)
Just going off what she's telling me bud. And she's going off what she's being told by her school. post links all you want, thats what she says.

"I'm not the liar, my WIFE is the liar!"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11446163)
She doesn't even know yet but is going to make 400k? There is a huge difference in the type of surgeons too. The only surgeons that make over 400k are cardio and neuro, and that is with years in the field.

I'm sorry man, but it sounds like a load of bs to me. Maybe she's going to be a surgeon, but there is no way she'll start at 400k (especially in ortho). Also, with 2 years left, she'd have had to have picked out what type of surgery she'd be going into.

I guess I have something new to argue with her about when she's riding me over something :winkwink:

According to that site something like she's talking about starts in the mid 250's...

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446162)
she's going off what she's being told by her school

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diploma_mill

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:43 PM

Sorry about the jealousy guy's, sucks I know :1orglaugh

aico 12-03-2006 03:43 PM

95.7% of female doctors cheat on their spouses. It's true, look it up.

germ 12-03-2006 03:45 PM

I'm just glad he's done posting conspiracy threads from shitty "news" sites.

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by aico (Post 11446196)
95.7% of female doctors cheat on their spouses. It's true, look it up.

Not ones who've husbands are 6'6", 240, and good friends with a Private Investigator. :thumbsup

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by germ (Post 11446203)
I'm just glad he's done posting conspiracy threads from shitty "news" sites.

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

At least he's putting on a good show.

Someone should compile a list of the lies he's told so far. Sort of like this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksey_Vayner

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446207)
Not ones who've husbands are 6'6", 240, and good friends with a Private Investigator. :thumbsup

Keep telling yourself that. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pocketkangaroo 12-03-2006 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11446207)
Not ones who've husbands are 6'6", 240, and good friends with a Private Investigator. :thumbsup

Going to OJ her?

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11446217)
Going to OJ her?

Nope. My prenup is for that :thumbsup

Sly 12-03-2006 03:50 PM

So she doesn't even know what kind of surgeon she's going to be, yet she does know that she'll be starting at $400k? A brand new surgeon making $400k the first year?

How much does she owe for medical school? $5.55?

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 11446217)
Going to OJ her?

Sure the fuck sounded like it. Now, on top of all of it, he's a wife abuser. Holy shit, it keeps getting better and better. :1orglaugh

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 11446223)
So she doesn't even know what kind of surgeon she's going to be, yet she does know that she'll be starting at $400k? A brand new surgeon making $400k the first year?

How much does she owe for medical school? $5.55?

about 40k per year for 8+ years :disgust

But it's more than worth it. I certainly could never do it, that's for sure. I'll be the stay at home dad :1orglaugh

edgeprod 12-03-2006 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446212)

From the article:

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Before Vayner had even begun his freshman year, his tendency to exaggerate was discussed in an article in Rumpus, a Yale humor magazine. He apparently had visited as a high school senior and told unbelievable stories about himself. Among his claims to people on campus, or to the public, starting with this initial visit to Yale:

* He claimed that he "is one of four people in the state of Connecticut qualified to handle nuclear waste".
* He was employed by both the Mafia and the CIA during his childhood.
* He gave tennis lessons to Harrison Ford, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Jerry Seinfeld. He further claims to have won two games in a tennis match against Pete Sampras.
* He is a specialist in "Chinese orthopedic massage."
* The Dalai Lama had apparently written his college recommendation.
* He has killed two dozen men in Tibetan gladiatorial contests.
* He claimed to be "an action star, an espionage expert, and a professional athlete. He would be on the C.I.A. firing range one day and at a martial-arts competition that took place in [a] secret system of tunnels underneath Woodstock, New York."

CyberHustler 12-03-2006 03:53 PM

wow... this thread turned out differently than expected

ForteCash 12-03-2006 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446234)
From the article:

:helpme

Not sure what that is.. :1orglaugh

pocketkangaroo 12-03-2006 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11446225)
Sure the fuck sounded like it. Now, on top of all of it, he's a wife abuser. Holy shit, it keeps getting better and better. :1orglaugh

Some dudes are like that with women. It's creepy as shit, I had a neighbor who would go psychotic when his wife would even go out to eat with a female co-worker. Cops were always there and shit.

If a woman cheated on me, I'd just go find another broad.

MicDoohan 12-03-2006 03:54 PM

oh wow a doctor!!!

how fucking underwhelming!!


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