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Libertine · 12-03-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

Nice! But my wife is a Doctor and I can't complain

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=683153

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

My wife is a Doctor with a starting salary of over 400k

Suck it! Whoop!

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=683237

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

My wife is going to be a Doctor in 2 more years. She's my retirement plan

What does your wives do for a living?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=683238

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=683153

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=683237

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=683238

What can I say, I'm proud of her.

CyberHustler · 12-03-2006, 03:06 PM

I fucked his wife....

j/k

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 03:07 PM

I'm confused ... his wife IS a doctor, or WILL be a doctor?

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I'm confused ... his wife IS a doctor, or WILL be a doctor?

2 more years

CyberHustler · 12-03-2006, 03:11 PM

I wish my wife would be a doctor...
I wish she'd get her ass up and do anything...

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BuySexProducts

I wish my wife would be a doctor...
I wish she'd get her ass up and do anything...

Is she a house wife? If so she should be cooking, cleaning, etc.

CyberHustler · 12-03-2006, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

Is she a house wife? If so she should be cooking, cleaning, etc.

she cooks... she's good at making me fat

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

2 more years

Ah, sorry, I got confused by the contradictory statements. I guess I'm used to it by now, though.

Can't wait to see what the next tale will bring -- I've got my popcorn.

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Ah, sorry, I got confused by the contradictory statements. I guess I'm used to it by now, though.

Can't wait to see what the next tale will bring -- I've got my popcorn.

She's essentially one now, just not getting paid yet. Working 15 hour days though on her rotations. My hands will be strong enough to crush a cue ball with all the feet rubbing I've been doing.

squishypimp · 12-03-2006, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BuySexProducts

I fucked his wife....

lol

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

She's essentially one now, just not getting paid yet. Working 15 hour days though on her rotations. My hands will be strong enough to crush a cue ball with all the feet rubbing I've been doing.

Makes sense. Just got confused when you claimed she made 400k. I guess it was simply a allusion to the money should WOULD make, which is a bit shady, but whatever.

You've been a train wreck since you've arrived, and the train keeps pulling in to new stations. I guess we're at the "let's make up stuff about my wife" station now, I can't wait to see where we chugga-chugga-choo-choo next.

Got my popcorn, let's keep it rolling!

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Makes sense. Just got confused when you claimed she made 400k. I guess it was simply a allusion to the money should WOULD make, which is a bit shady, but whatever.

You've been a train wreck since you've arrived, and the train keeps pulling in to new stations. I guess we're at the "let's make up stuff about my wife" station now, I can't wait to see where we chugga-chugga-choo-choo next.

Got my popcorn, let's keep it rolling!

No, her starting salary will be. wtf.

pocketkangaroo · 12-03-2006, 03:24 PM

Your wife is a doctor with a starting salary of 400k or she will be in 2 years? And what fucking doctor starts at 400k?

mattz · 12-03-2006, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Makes sense. Just got confused when you claimed she made 400k. I guess it was simply a allusion to the money should WOULD make, which is a bit shady, but whatever.

You've been a train wreck since you've arrived, and the train keeps pulling in to new stations. I guess we're at the "let's make up stuff about my wife" station now, I can't wait to see where we chugga-chugga-choo-choo next.

Got my popcorn, let's keep it rolling!

making my popcorn now!

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Your wife is a doctor with a starting salary of 400k or she will be in 2 years? And what fucking doctor starts at 400k?

Clearly, he's living in a dreamland. Do a search on his recent posts if you want a good chuckle. He'll be in Lazycash's signature before long, I'm sure.

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Your wife is a doctor with a starting salary of 400k or she will be in 2 years? And what fucking doctor starts at 400k?

surgeons.

woj · 12-03-2006, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

2 more years

Would be funny if shed dumped you as soon as she finished medical school...

jk, heh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-03-2006, 03:28 PM

yeah, well my wife will be a multi-billion-aire so HA! because shes studying it and will be in 2 years!!

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

Would be funny if shed dumped you as soon as she finished medical school...

jk, heh

Yeah that would be hilarious!

pocketkangaroo · 12-03-2006, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

surgeons.

Cool, what type? I always wanted to go pre-med but went computers instead.

Mike Semen · 12-03-2006, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BuySexProducts

I wish my wife would be a doctor...
I wish she'd get her ass up and do anything...

turn her out man.

WarChild · 12-03-2006, 03:32 PM

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My wife is a Doctor with a starting salary of over 400k

Suck it! Whoop!

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My wife is going to be a Doctor in 2 more years. She's my retirement plan

So first you tell us she IS a Doctor making 400K but that later changes to she WILL be a Doctor and currently makes nothing. Ooops, little lie?

What kind of starting Physician starts off making 400K? I'll tell you, none. Little lie number two.

Are you familiar with the concept of "Little lie, big lie."? Basically, your wife might one day live up to your lies, but more likely than not you're just a liar plain and simple.

Wiggles · 12-03-2006, 03:33 PM

then she'll leave your ass for another doctor.

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Cool, what type? I always wanted to go pre-med but went computers instead.

Not 100% sure yet, she's think orthopedics perhaps. OB's make a killing, but are high for lawsuit's also.

Herb Kornfield · 12-03-2006, 03:33 PM

No one starts at 400k ... You are fucking dreaming.

Department heads, those with Tenure can and do .... not year 1 Dr's....

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Are you familiar with the concept of "Little lie, big lie."? Basically, your wife might one day live up to your lies, but more likely than not you're just a liar plain and simple.

Hey, I'll settle for his current batch of lies .. at least he stopped yelling "BLACKLISTED, you won't get my 8 million hits per second and $4912821238 per day in clicks now!"

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

So first you tell us she IS a Doctor making 400K but that later changes to she WILL be a Doctor and currently makes nothing. Ooops, little lie?

What kind of starting Physician starts off making 400K? I'll tell you, none. Little lie number two.

Are you familiar with the concept of "Little lie, big lie."? Basically, your wife might one day live up to your lies, but more likely than not you're just a liar plain and simple.

No, her starting salary, after residency, will be 400k. she has 2 more years. She's currently on her rotations. She's going to be a surgeon.

hope that helps.

WarChild · 12-03-2006, 03:35 PM

http://www.cejkasearch.com/compensat...ion_survey.htm

Could you go ahead and point ot where anyone is starting over 400K on this list? Even the highly specialized positions are coming in under 400K. As far as I understand it, you don't come out of Med School and start as a brain surgeon, for instance, without further training.

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

http://www.cejkasearch.com/compensat...ion_survey.htm

Could you go ahead and point ot where anyone is starting over 400K on this list? Even the highly specialized positions are coming in under 400K. As far as I understand it, you don't come out of Med School and start as a brain surgeon, for instance, without further training.

Just going off what she's telling me bud. And she's going off what she's being told by her school. post links all you want, thats what she says.

pocketkangaroo · 12-03-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

Not 100% sure yet, she's think orthopedics perhaps. OB's make a killing, but are high for lawsuit's also.

She doesn't even know yet but is going to make 400k? There is a huge difference in the type of surgeons too. The only surgeons that make over 400k are cardio and neuro, and that is with years in the field.

I'm sorry man, but it sounds like a load of bs to me. Maybe she's going to be a surgeon, but there is no way she'll start at 400k (especially in ortho). Also, with 2 years left, she'd have had to have picked out what type of surgery she'd be going into.

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

Just going off what she's telling me bud. And she's going off what she's being told by her school. post links all you want, thats what she says.

"I'm not the liar, my WIFE is the liar!"

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

She doesn't even know yet but is going to make 400k? There is a huge difference in the type of surgeons too. The only surgeons that make over 400k are cardio and neuro, and that is with years in the field.

I'm sorry man, but it sounds like a load of bs to me. Maybe she's going to be a surgeon, but there is no way she'll start at 400k (especially in ortho). Also, with 2 years left, she'd have had to have picked out what type of surgery she'd be going into.

I guess I have something new to argue with her about when she's riding me over something

According to that site something like she's talking about starts in the mid 250's...

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

she's going off what she's being told by her school

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diploma_mill

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:43 PM

Sorry about the jealousy guy's, sucks I know

aico · 12-03-2006, 03:43 PM

95.7% of female doctors cheat on their spouses. It's true, look it up.

germ · 12-03-2006, 03:45 PM

I'm just glad he's done posting conspiracy threads from shitty "news" sites.

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

95.7% of female doctors cheat on their spouses. It's true, look it up.

Not ones who've husbands are 6'6", 240, and good friends with a Private Investigator.

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by germ

I'm just glad he's done posting conspiracy threads from shitty "news" sites.

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

At least he's putting on a good show.

Someone should compile a list of the lies he's told so far. Sort of like this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksey_Vayner

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

Not ones who've husbands are 6'6", 240, and good friends with a Private Investigator.

Keep telling yourself that.

pocketkangaroo · 12-03-2006, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

Not ones who've husbands are 6'6", 240, and good friends with a Private Investigator.

Going to OJ her?

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Going to OJ her?

Nope. My prenup is for that

Sly · 12-03-2006, 03:50 PM

So she doesn't even know what kind of surgeon she's going to be, yet she does know that she'll be starting at $400k? A brand new surgeon making $400k the first year?

How much does she owe for medical school? $5.55?

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Going to OJ her?

Sure the fuck sounded like it. Now, on top of all of it, he's a wife abuser. Holy shit, it keeps getting better and better.

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

So she doesn't even know what kind of surgeon she's going to be, yet she does know that she'll be starting at $400k? A brand new surgeon making $400k the first year?

How much does she owe for medical school? $5.55?

about 40k per year for 8+ years

But it's more than worth it. I certainly could never do it, that's for sure. I'll be the stay at home dad

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksey_Vayner

From the article:

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Before Vayner had even begun his freshman year, his tendency to exaggerate was discussed in an article in Rumpus, a Yale humor magazine. He apparently had visited as a high school senior and told unbelievable stories about himself. Among his claims to people on campus, or to the public, starting with this initial visit to Yale:

* He claimed that he "is one of four people in the state of Connecticut qualified to handle nuclear waste".
* He was employed by both the Mafia and the CIA during his childhood.
* He gave tennis lessons to Harrison Ford, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Jerry Seinfeld. He further claims to have won two games in a tennis match against Pete Sampras.
* He is a specialist in "Chinese orthopedic massage."
* The Dalai Lama had apparently written his college recommendation.
* He has killed two dozen men in Tibetan gladiatorial contests.
* He claimed to be "an action star, an espionage expert, and a professional athlete. He would be on the C.I.A. firing range one day and at a martial-arts competition that took place in [a] secret system of tunnels underneath Woodstock, New York."

CyberHustler · 12-03-2006, 03:53 PM

wow... this thread turned out differently than expected

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 03:53 PM

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From the article:

Not sure what that is..

pocketkangaroo · 12-03-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Sure the fuck sounded like it. Now, on top of all of it, he's a wife abuser. Holy shit, it keeps getting better and better.

Some dudes are like that with women. It's creepy as shit, I had a neighbor who would go psychotic when his wife would even go out to eat with a female co-worker. Cops were always there and shit.

If a woman cheated on me, I'd just go find another broad.

MicDoohan · 12-03-2006, 03:54 PM

oh wow a doctor!!!

how fucking underwhelming!!

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