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chaze 03-14-2007 04:45 PM

So I might be fucked
 
So I'm at the beach Monday, we meet some hot girls drinking so we say lets hang out and drink together and there down. So we drink a little and tell them to come to Hollywood with us to hang out and hot tub. They say to our surprise, YES even though one has a boyfriend. We get to our pad and do shots, drink beers, go hot tubbing, play cards, and start making out. One girl stops and goes wait how old are you, I joke and say 22 and they go ya right. And I say 27 and they buy it (I'm really 31)

Anyways by then and some small talk the other girl and my buddy are done and this girl asks to hit me on the stomach and I'm like sure. But I say "you can't hurt me anyways" (DUMB) so she whales on me and even worse the hole mood is off so there is a weird silence and then they decide to bail.

We said you shouldn't drive but she gets mad and insist so we have no choice to let them go.

So on this note we call the next day to make sure everything is o.k.

IT'S NOT!

The one that hit me broke here finger hitting me and hit a tree on the way home. breaking her leg, fractions on our arms, they used the claws of life to get her out, and right now she is bed ridden in the Hollywood hospital.

So I feel horrible and want to see her again so I go onto her myspace and notice her AGE for the first time.

I can't say it here but lets just say they where not supposed to be drinking.

I feel bad about the wreck but I'm more worried about this biting me in the ass some how.

websiex 03-14-2007 04:54 PM

Rough... don't send her anything on Myspace IMO, incase anything does happen... can be used as evidence. I'd avoid all contact with the peoples, not worth the risk. :upsidedow

Spunky 03-14-2007 05:11 PM

How are you fucked?..she hit you,and she decided to drive.she lied to you about her age

Nodtveidt 03-14-2007 05:47 PM

You might be in trouble for the alcohol issue but that's about it. They lied about their ages, you probably should have had them prove how old they were (or weren't, in this case) but that's about it.

The evils of alcohol...will bite you on the ass every time.

Adultnet 03-14-2007 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nodtveidt (Post 12079024)
You might be in trouble for the alcohol issue but that's about it. They lied about their ages, you probably should have had them prove how old they were (or weren't, in this case) but that's about it.

The evils of alcohol...will bite you on the ass every time.

I don't get it .. why to drive when you are fucking drunk :)

j0sh 03-14-2007 05:54 PM

hopefully, you do not get in any trouble.

baddog 03-14-2007 05:57 PM

I don't see what your problem is beyond the ability to spell.

Vistiting her would be pretty dumb though.

96ukssob 03-14-2007 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by websiex (Post 12078626)
Rough... don't send her anything on Myspace IMO, incase anything does happen... can be used as evidence. I'd avoid all contact with the peoples, not worth the risk. :upsidedow

agreed. that really sucks tho for them and you, but i would push it in the back of my mind and forget about it. you dont want anything to happen to you. when shit like this happens, people have a tendency to blame other to get out of trouble, and you dont want them saying you gave them booze then made them drive home.

Twisted Dave 03-14-2007 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by chaze (Post 12078554)
So I'm at the beach Monday, we meet some hot girls drinking so we say lets hang out and drink together and there down. So we drink a little and tell them to come to Hollywood with us to hang out and hot tub. They say to our surprise, YES even though one has a boyfriend. We get to our pad and do shots, drink beers, go hot tubbing, play cards, and start making out. One girl stops and goes wait how old are you, I joke and say 22 and they go ya right. And I say 27 and they buy it (I'm really 31)

Anyways by then and some small talk the other girl and my buddy are done and this girl asks to hit me on the stomach and I'm like sure. But I say "you can't hurt me anyways" (DUMB) so she whales on me and even worse the hole mood is off so there is a weird silence and then they decide to bail.

We said you shouldn't drive but she gets mad and insist so we have no choice to let them go.

So on this note we call the next day to make sure everything is o.k.

IT'S NOT!

The one that hit me broke here finger hitting me and hit a tree on the way home. breaking her leg, fractions on our arms, they used the claws of life to get her out, and right now she is bed ridden in the Hollywood hospital.

So I feel horrible and want to see her again so I go onto her myspace and notice her AGE for the first time.

I can't say it here but lets just say they where not supposed to be drinking.

I feel bad about the wreck but I'm more worried about this biting me in the ass some how.

So what? She's 18? 19? 20? Who cares. Her choice. You had nothing to do with it. How would you know? Man, the law shouldn't be such an ass.

SmokeyTheBear 03-14-2007 06:36 PM

well i could give you advice but i can tell you will think with your penis anyways so it wont do any good anyways..

But i have question/comment..

What have you learned from this ?



p.s. one thing you def should have learned is never ever ever ever let someone drive away after drinking , there is no "she/he insisted" , if you can't physically stop them , call the cops.. i dont care if they have a pound of coke in the trunk , better to be in jail than dead... if you really really cant call the cops for some reason , smash out their headlights or flatten the tires, they will thank you in the morning.

Z 03-14-2007 06:38 PM

If I were you, I'd take a seriously long vacation while a good friend of yours moves you.

Elli 03-14-2007 06:44 PM

"Not supposed to be drinking" does not mean jail bait, I don't think. I mean, she could be 19/20, and that's still quite legal for everything else.

She and her friend showed extremely bad judgement. Aren't they accountable for passing themselves off as "of drinking age" and then deciding against YOUR better judgement to drive themselves home? Besides, they were already drinking when you met them. You certainly didn't corrupt their finer sensibilities.

Spunky 03-14-2007 06:50 PM

Did you hit her back?

Snake Doctor 03-14-2007 06:52 PM

I swear I didn't know she was 7

porno jew 03-14-2007 06:55 PM

you'll be fine. go visit her parents and explain what happened. they'll understand.

inwe 03-14-2007 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 12079385)
you'll be fine. go visit her parents and explain what happened. they'll understand.

i don't think that would be a smart thing to do, would it? :winkwink:

[ Nate ] 03-14-2007 08:17 PM

Ask Jesus to forgive you and you'll be ok....but seriously, good luck. It sounds like it could get sticky. I would just stick to the story you posted! Damn young girls, they'll get you every time!

KrisKross 03-14-2007 08:19 PM

Seriously, when did you turn in to a guy? I'm so confused.

mattz 03-14-2007 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nodtveidt (Post 12079024)
You might be in trouble for the alcohol issue but that's about it. They lied about their ages, you probably should have had them prove how old they were (or weren't, in this case) but that's about it.

The evils of alcohol...will bite you on the ass every time.

haha

damn thats the funniest thing I've heard in a long ass time....right before you are about to fuck..."umm...can I see your i.d. for a sec please"


lolol

tehHinjew 03-14-2007 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2 (Post 12079371)
I swear I didn't know she was 7

cant stop laughing man...
im so happy i live in montreal where drinking at the age of 18 is legal and no matter how old you are, fucking a 14 year old girl is acceptable

EBORG9 03-14-2007 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12079356)
Did you hit her back?

NO SHIT.. What kind of Bullshit is that?:mad:

chaze 03-14-2007 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12079356)
Did you hit her back?

Whatever :( , I knew it must of hurt her actually since it left a bruise on me! but I didn't know it broke her finger. That was bad enough but hitting a tree. I feel really bad about that. Not for doing anything wrong, just that it sucks for her.

They where over 18 and drinking before we hung out at my friends pad. I actually since she has a boyfriend I will be safe since she won't say anything about getting drunk with two strangers.

Well if you don't see me posting for a while now you know why. :Oh crap

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-14-2007 10:43 PM

So how do you know she suffered a broken finger hitting you, after the was in a major accident that caused her to suffer several other more severe injuries?

If you supplied them with liquor, then you might have some liability if they were underage - I would talk to a lawyer before posting on a public web site, let alone providing details that may identify or incriminate you - I mean how many girls do you think suffer such injuries requiring surgery each day that had to be extracted from a vehicle via the jaws of life?

http://www.bigdamnverse.com/images/M...0Stupidity.jpg

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chaze 03-14-2007 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12080113)
So how do you know she suffered a broken finger hitting you

She said it was from when she hit me but the wreck doing it would make more sense. But we did not buy them anything, they already had it.

She was very nice over the phone and wanted us to visit her when her boyfriend left. I just feel bad about the situation, luckily nothing major happened to her, she is supposed to be out this week.

She also got a DUI :Oh crap

KrisKross 03-14-2007 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisKross (Post 12079718)
Seriously, when did you turn in to a guy? I'm so confused.

Why do you keep avoiding this question?

jimb 03-14-2007 11:04 PM

We have an extra bedroom down here in Costa Rica if you need it Chaze.

Jim

JamesK2 03-14-2007 11:05 PM

Sounds like you fucked up pretty badly.. when you about to fuck it dont say anything stupid just hit it.

martinsc 03-14-2007 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 12079288)

p.s. one thing you def should have learned is never ever ever ever let someone drive away after drinking , there is no "she/he insisted" , if you can't physically stop them , call the cops.. i dont care if they have a pound of coke in the trunk , better to be in jail than dead... if you really really cant call the cops for some reason , smash out their headlights or flatten the tires, they will thank you in the morning.

i couldn't agree more!!!!!

never drink and drive

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-14-2007 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze (Post 12080136)
She said it was from when she hit me but the wreck doing it would make more sense. But we did not buy them anything, they already had it.

She was very nice over the phone and wanted us to visit her when her boyfriend left. I just feel bad about the situation, luckily nothing major happened to her, she is supposed to be out this week.

She also got a DUI :Oh crap

In that case, go bang a hooker (and tip her this time you cheap bastard), and then say 3 Hail Mary's.

When the girl with the broken leg and the DUI gets out of the hospital (and assuming she is over 18), you should be able to finagle some free BJ's for providing her with taxi service...

ADG Webmaster

Screaming 03-14-2007 11:08 PM

long vacation.. swiss comes to mind..

chaze 03-14-2007 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisKross (Post 12080153)
Why do you keep avoiding this question?

Why does everyone keep saying that? :disgust

I was born a man.

rowan 03-14-2007 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisKross (Post 12079718)
Seriously, when did you turn in to a guy? I'm so confused.

Are you thinking of chase? (not chaze)

dissipate 03-14-2007 11:29 PM

Your thoughts on orange jumpsuits?

KrisKross 03-14-2007 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 12080211)
Are you thinking of chase? (not chaze)

You know, this whole time I've been thinking "There's no way I could possibly that vapid". I was sure that the person I was thinking of was a big booty babe who worked for a hosting company.

Turns out chase is indeed who I've been thinking of. She works for a hosting company as well. Since both chaze and chase work for hosting companies, I obviously got confused. My confusion was only furthered when someone else made the same mistake I did.

Problem solved. Blonde moment over!

sandman! 03-14-2007 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 12079288)
well i could give you advice but i can tell you will think with your penis anyways so it wont do any good anyways..

But i have question/comment..

What have you learned from this ?



p.s. one thing you def should have learned is never ever ever ever let someone drive away after drinking , there is no "she/he insisted" , if you can't physically stop them , call the cops.. i dont care if they have a pound of coke in the trunk , better to be in jail than dead... if you really really cant call the cops for some reason , smash out their headlights or flatten the tires, they will thank you in the morning.


If you smashed my car you would end up getting smashed the next day i dont know where you live but around here people have been killed for less.

Driving drunk is stupid tho but you cant force someone to see your point.

Fap 03-14-2007 11:50 PM

jail bate, a mans worst enemy

V_RocKs 03-15-2007 12:01 AM

Well... You seem like a really good influence to her...

Perhaps you should have titled this thread,

"So I might have screwed up a girls life..."

So far this thread makes you look like an egotistical, pompous ass with a penchant for making himself the center of attention...

TheJimmy 03-15-2007 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 12080334)
... like an egotistical, pompous ass with a penchant for making himself the center of attention...


If I hear about his mother being a belgian whore with webbed feet I'm gonna chuckle!

:winkwink:

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-15-2007 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12078770)
she lied to you about her age

It the eyes of the law we should ID whores... Them lieing is no excuss!

Kissing a underage girl can get you thrown in prison!

Persignup Qon 03-15-2007 12:49 AM

damn THEIR luck is fucked up.... you kinda fucked up cuz they didn't spend the night :1orglaugh ... and nobody got any ass :eek7

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-15-2007 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Persignup Qon (Post 12080517)
and nobody got any ass :eek7

From the sound of it that is the best part of the story for homebros sake...

HomerSimpson 03-15-2007 04:37 AM

sorry man... bad luck...

that's why I always ask for photo id... :)

nation-x 03-15-2007 04:40 AM

Your a dumbass for posting about it... I find it amazing when people let their mouth dig themselves a bigger hole.

Twisted Dave 03-15-2007 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehHinjew (Post 12079760)
cant stop laughing man...
im so happy i live in montreal where drinking at the age of 18 is legal and no matter how old you are, fucking a 14 year old girl is acceptable

See ... the drinking ... FINE....

but fucking a 14 year old girl is morally corrupt. LOL. I totally think Canada's law's on age of consent are fucking warped.

I've fucked a 17 year old and it was one of the best of my life. But shit... I'd not go lower than that. 16 is legal here in the UK, but I couldn't do it... it's too close to the border... lol

Brad 03-15-2007 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted Illustration (Post 12082171)
See ... the drinking ... FINE....

but fucking a 14 year old girl is morally corrupt. LOL. I totally think Canada's law's on age of consent are fucking warped.

I've fucked a 17 year old and it was one of the best of my life. But shit... I'd not go lower than that. 16 is legal here in the UK, but I couldn't do it... it's too close to the border... lol

lol...it's only in Quebec that you can bang a 14 year old. the rest of Canada, unless i'm mistaken, is 16. Even then though I don't think you can be more than three years older before they are 18. Quebec is a different story though as you can see.

Avery 03-15-2007 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12079356)
Did you hit her back?

:mad: :mad: :mad:

chaze 03-15-2007 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 12080334)
Well... You seem like a really good influence to her...

Perhaps you should have titled this thread,

"So I might have screwed up a girls life..."

So far this thread makes you look like an egotistical, pompous ass with a penchant for making himself the center of attention...

In all honesty I thought about this and I think I might of saved her life.

This girl first was really fucked up, her opening line was i'm a bitch if you can deal with this then you can hang out. All we did was listen to her the whole time talk about how she has gangster friends and how she hates everyone. How she got kicked out of schools ect..

I think getting a dui and wrecking probably brought her back to reality and hopefully made her realize how precious life is. At least on the phone she sounded like she was happy and was nicer then the whole day before.

I don't mean to be a ass I feel bad for her, all we did was join along in there day of drinking and having fun. In fact shit we maybe said two sentences the whole day.

But there is a lesson, if your friends want to drive and you think they might be drunk. Do whatever you can to stop them. :2 cents:


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