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chaze · 03-14-2007, 04:45 PM

So I'm at the beach Monday, we meet some hot girls drinking so we say lets hang out and drink together and there down. So we drink a little and tell them to come to Hollywood with us to hang out and hot tub. They say to our surprise, YES even though one has a boyfriend. We get to our pad and do shots, drink beers, go hot tubbing, play cards, and start making out. One girl stops and goes wait how old are you, I joke and say 22 and they go ya right. And I say 27 and they buy it (I'm really 31)

Anyways by then and some small talk the other girl and my buddy are done and this girl asks to hit me on the stomach and I'm like sure. But I say "you can't hurt me anyways" (DUMB) so she whales on me and even worse the hole mood is off so there is a weird silence and then they decide to bail.

We said you shouldn't drive but she gets mad and insist so we have no choice to let them go.

So on this note we call the next day to make sure everything is o.k.

IT'S NOT!

The one that hit me broke here finger hitting me and hit a tree on the way home. breaking her leg, fractions on our arms, they used the claws of life to get her out, and right now she is bed ridden in the Hollywood hospital.

So I feel horrible and want to see her again so I go onto her myspace and notice her AGE for the first time.

I can't say it here but lets just say they where not supposed to be drinking.

I feel bad about the wreck but I'm more worried about this biting me in the ass some how.

websiex · 03-14-2007, 04:54 PM

Rough... don't send her anything on Myspace IMO, incase anything does happen... can be used as evidence. I'd avoid all contact with the peoples, not worth the risk.

Spunky · 03-14-2007, 05:11 PM

How are you fucked?..she hit you,and she decided to drive.she lied to you about her age

Nodtveidt · 03-14-2007, 05:47 PM

You might be in trouble for the alcohol issue but that's about it. They lied about their ages, you probably should have had them prove how old they were (or weren't, in this case) but that's about it.

The evils of alcohol...will bite you on the ass every time.

Adultnet · 03-14-2007, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Nodtveidt

You might be in trouble for the alcohol issue but that's about it. They lied about their ages, you probably should have had them prove how old they were (or weren't, in this case) but that's about it.

The evils of alcohol...will bite you on the ass every time.

I don't get it .. why to drive when you are fucking drunk

j0sh · 03-14-2007, 05:54 PM

hopefully, you do not get in any trouble.

baddog · 03-14-2007, 05:57 PM

I don't see what your problem is beyond the ability to spell.

Vistiting her would be pretty dumb though.

96ukssob · 03-14-2007, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by websiex

Rough... don't send her anything on Myspace IMO, incase anything does happen... can be used as evidence. I'd avoid all contact with the peoples, not worth the risk.

agreed. that really sucks tho for them and you, but i would push it in the back of my mind and forget about it. you dont want anything to happen to you. when shit like this happens, people have a tendency to blame other to get out of trouble, and you dont want them saying you gave them booze then made them drive home.

Twisted Dave · 03-14-2007, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by chaze

So I'm at the beach Monday, we meet some hot girls drinking so we say lets hang out and drink together and there down. So we drink a little and tell them to come to Hollywood with us to hang out and hot tub. They say to our surprise, YES even though one has a boyfriend. We get to our pad and do shots, drink beers, go hot tubbing, play cards, and start making out. One girl stops and goes wait how old are you, I joke and say 22 and they go ya right. And I say 27 and they buy it (I'm really 31)

Anyways by then and some small talk the other girl and my buddy are done and this girl asks to hit me on the stomach and I'm like sure. But I say "you can't hurt me anyways" (DUMB) so she whales on me and even worse the hole mood is off so there is a weird silence and then they decide to bail.

We said you shouldn't drive but she gets mad and insist so we have no choice to let them go.

So on this note we call the next day to make sure everything is o.k.

IT'S NOT!

The one that hit me broke here finger hitting me and hit a tree on the way home. breaking her leg, fractions on our arms, they used the claws of life to get her out, and right now she is bed ridden in the Hollywood hospital.

So I feel horrible and want to see her again so I go onto her myspace and notice her AGE for the first time.

I can't say it here but lets just say they where not supposed to be drinking.

I feel bad about the wreck but I'm more worried about this biting me in the ass some how.

So what? She's 18? 19? 20? Who cares. Her choice. You had nothing to do with it. How would you know? Man, the law shouldn't be such an ass.

SmokeyTheBear · 03-14-2007, 06:36 PM

well i could give you advice but i can tell you will think with your penis anyways so it wont do any good anyways..

But i have question/comment..

What have you learned from this ?

p.s. one thing you def should have learned is never ever ever ever let someone drive away after drinking , there is no "she/he insisted" , if you can't physically stop them , call the cops.. i dont care if they have a pound of coke in the trunk , better to be in jail than dead... if you really really cant call the cops for some reason , smash out their headlights or flatten the tires, they will thank you in the morning.

Z · 03-14-2007, 06:38 PM

If I were you, I'd take a seriously long vacation while a good friend of yours moves you.

Elli · 03-14-2007, 06:44 PM

"Not supposed to be drinking" does not mean jail bait, I don't think. I mean, she could be 19/20, and that's still quite legal for everything else.

She and her friend showed extremely bad judgement. Aren't they accountable for passing themselves off as "of drinking age" and then deciding against YOUR better judgement to drive themselves home? Besides, they were already drinking when you met them. You certainly didn't corrupt their finer sensibilities.

Spunky · 03-14-2007, 06:50 PM

Did you hit her back?

Snake Doctor · 03-14-2007, 06:52 PM

I swear I didn't know she was 7

porno jew · 03-14-2007, 06:55 PM

you'll be fine. go visit her parents and explain what happened. they'll understand.

inwe · 03-14-2007, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

you'll be fine. go visit her parents and explain what happened. they'll understand.

i don't think that would be a smart thing to do, would it?

[ Nate ] · 03-14-2007, 08:17 PM

Ask Jesus to forgive you and you'll be ok....but seriously, good luck. It sounds like it could get sticky. I would just stick to the story you posted! Damn young girls, they'll get you every time!

KrisKross · 03-14-2007, 08:19 PM

Seriously, when did you turn in to a guy? I'm so confused.

mattz · 03-14-2007, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nodtveidt

You might be in trouble for the alcohol issue but that's about it. They lied about their ages, you probably should have had them prove how old they were (or weren't, in this case) but that's about it.

The evils of alcohol...will bite you on the ass every time.

haha

damn thats the funniest thing I've heard in a long ass time....right before you are about to fuck..."umm...can I see your i.d. for a sec please"

lolol

tehHinjew · 03-14-2007, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

I swear I didn't know she was 7

cant stop laughing man...
im so happy i live in montreal where drinking at the age of 18 is legal and no matter how old you are, fucking a 14 year old girl is acceptable

EBORG9 · 03-14-2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Did you hit her back?

NO SHIT.. What kind of Bullshit is that?

chaze · 03-14-2007, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Did you hit her back?

Whatever

, I knew it must of hurt her actually since it left a bruise on me! but I didn't know it broke her finger. That was bad enough but hitting a tree. I feel really bad about that. Not for doing anything wrong, just that it sucks for her.

They where over 18 and drinking before we hung out at my friends pad. I actually since she has a boyfriend I will be safe since she won't say anything about getting drunk with two strangers.

Well if you don't see me posting for a while now you know why.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-14-2007, 10:43 PM

So how do you know she suffered a broken finger hitting you, after the was in a major accident that caused her to suffer several other more severe injuries?

If you supplied them with liquor, then you might have some liability if they were underage - I would talk to a lawyer before posting on a public web site, let alone providing details that may identify or incriminate you - I mean how many girls do you think suffer such injuries requiring surgery each day that had to be extracted from a vehicle via the jaws of life?

ADG Webmaster

chaze · 03-14-2007, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

So how do you know she suffered a broken finger hitting you

She said it was from when she hit me but the wreck doing it would make more sense. But we did not buy them anything, they already had it.

She was very nice over the phone and wanted us to visit her when her boyfriend left. I just feel bad about the situation, luckily nothing major happened to her, she is supposed to be out this week.

She also got a DUI

KrisKross · 03-14-2007, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisKross

Seriously, when did you turn in to a guy? I'm so confused.

Why do you keep avoiding this question?

jimb · 03-14-2007, 11:04 PM

We have an extra bedroom down here in Costa Rica if you need it Chaze.

Jim

JamesK2 · 03-14-2007, 11:05 PM

Sounds like you fucked up pretty badly.. when you about to fuck it dont say anything stupid just hit it.

martinsc · 03-14-2007, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

p.s. one thing you def should have learned is never ever ever ever let someone drive away after drinking , there is no "she/he insisted" , if you can't physically stop them , call the cops.. i dont care if they have a pound of coke in the trunk , better to be in jail than dead... if you really really cant call the cops for some reason , smash out their headlights or flatten the tires, they will thank you in the morning.

i couldn't agree more!!!!!

never drink and drive

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-14-2007, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by chaze

She said it was from when she hit me but the wreck doing it would make more sense. But we did not buy them anything, they already had it.

She was very nice over the phone and wanted us to visit her when her boyfriend left. I just feel bad about the situation, luckily nothing major happened to her, she is supposed to be out this week.

She also got a DUI

In that case, go bang a hooker (and tip her this time you cheap bastard), and then say 3 Hail Mary's.

When the girl with the broken leg and the DUI gets out of the hospital (and assuming she is over 18), you should be able to finagle some free BJ's for providing her with taxi service...

ADG Webmaster

Screaming · 03-14-2007, 11:08 PM

long vacation.. swiss comes to mind..

chaze · 03-14-2007, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisKross

Why do you keep avoiding this question?

Why does everyone keep saying that?

I was born a man.

rowan · 03-14-2007, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisKross

Seriously, when did you turn in to a guy? I'm so confused.

Are you thinking of chase? (not chaze)

dissipate · 03-14-2007, 11:29 PM

Your thoughts on orange jumpsuits?

KrisKross · 03-14-2007, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by rowan

Are you thinking of chase? (not chaze)

You know, this whole time I've been thinking "There's no way I could possibly that vapid". I was sure that the person I was thinking of was a big booty babe who worked for a hosting company.

Turns out chase is indeed who I've been thinking of. She works for a hosting company as well. Since both chaze and chase work for hosting companies, I obviously got confused. My confusion was only furthered when someone else made the same mistake I did.

Problem solved. Blonde moment over!

sandman! · 03-14-2007, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

well i could give you advice but i can tell you will think with your penis anyways so it wont do any good anyways..

But i have question/comment..

What have you learned from this ?

p.s. one thing you def should have learned is never ever ever ever let someone drive away after drinking , there is no "she/he insisted" , if you can't physically stop them , call the cops.. i dont care if they have a pound of coke in the trunk , better to be in jail than dead... if you really really cant call the cops for some reason , smash out their headlights or flatten the tires, they will thank you in the morning.

If you smashed my car you would end up getting smashed the next day i dont know where you live but around here people have been killed for less.

Driving drunk is stupid tho but you cant force someone to see your point.

Fap · 03-14-2007, 11:50 PM

jail bate, a mans worst enemy

V_RocKs · 03-15-2007, 12:01 AM

Well... You seem like a really good influence to her...

Perhaps you should have titled this thread,

"So I might have screwed up a girls life..."

So far this thread makes you look like an egotistical, pompous ass with a penchant for making himself the center of attention...

TheJimmy · 03-15-2007, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

... like an egotistical, pompous ass with a penchant for making himself the center of attention...

If I hear about his mother being a belgian whore with webbed feet I'm gonna chuckle!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-15-2007, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

she lied to you about her age

It the eyes of the law we should ID whores... Them lieing is no excuss!

Kissing a underage girl can get you thrown in prison!

Persignup Qon · 03-15-2007, 12:49 AM

damn THEIR luck is fucked up.... you kinda fucked up cuz they didn't spend the night

... and nobody got any ass

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-15-2007, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Persignup Qon

and nobody got any ass

From the sound of it that is the best part of the story for homebros sake...

HomerSimpson · 03-15-2007, 04:37 AM

sorry man... bad luck...

that's why I always ask for photo id...

nation-x · 03-15-2007, 04:40 AM

Your a dumbass for posting about it... I find it amazing when people let their mouth dig themselves a bigger hole.

Twisted Dave · 03-15-2007, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by tehHinjew

cant stop laughing man...
im so happy i live in montreal where drinking at the age of 18 is legal and no matter how old you are, fucking a 14 year old girl is acceptable

See ... the drinking ... FINE....

but fucking a 14 year old girl is morally corrupt. LOL. I totally think Canada's law's on age of consent are fucking warped.

I've fucked a 17 year old and it was one of the best of my life. But shit... I'd not go lower than that. 16 is legal here in the UK, but I couldn't do it... it's too close to the border... lol

Brad · 03-15-2007, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by twisted Illustration

See ... the drinking ... FINE....

but fucking a 14 year old girl is morally corrupt. LOL. I totally think Canada's law's on age of consent are fucking warped.

I've fucked a 17 year old and it was one of the best of my life. But shit... I'd not go lower than that. 16 is legal here in the UK, but I couldn't do it... it's too close to the border... lol

lol...it's only in Quebec that you can bang a 14 year old. the rest of Canada, unless i'm mistaken, is 16. Even then though I don't think you can be more than three years older before they are 18. Quebec is a different story though as you can see.

Avery · 03-15-2007, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Did you hit her back?

chaze · 03-15-2007, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Well... You seem like a really good influence to her...

Perhaps you should have titled this thread,

"So I might have screwed up a girls life..."

So far this thread makes you look like an egotistical, pompous ass with a penchant for making himself the center of attention...

In all honesty I thought about this and I think I might of saved her life.

This girl first was really fucked up, her opening line was i'm a bitch if you can deal with this then you can hang out. All we did was listen to her the whole time talk about how she has gangster friends and how she hates everyone. How she got kicked out of schools ect..

I think getting a dui and wrecking probably brought her back to reality and hopefully made her realize how precious life is. At least on the phone she sounded like she was happy and was nicer then the whole day before.

I don't mean to be a ass I feel bad for her, all we did was join along in there day of drinking and having fun. In fact shit we maybe said two sentences the whole day.

But there is a lesson, if your friends want to drive and you think they might be drunk. Do whatever you can to stop them.

03-14-2007, 04:45 PM	#1
chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	So I might be fucked So I'm at the beach Monday, we meet some hot girls drinking so we say lets hang out and drink together and there down. So we drink a little and tell them to come to Hollywood with us to hang out and hot tub. They say to our surprise, YES even though one has a boyfriend. We get to our pad and do shots, drink beers, go hot tubbing, play cards, and start making out. One girl stops and goes wait how old are you, I joke and say 22 and they go ya right. And I say 27 and they buy it (I'm really 31) Anyways by then and some small talk the other girl and my buddy are done and this girl asks to hit me on the stomach and I'm like sure. But I say "you can't hurt me anyways" (DUMB) so she whales on me and even worse the hole mood is off so there is a weird silence and then they decide to bail. We said you shouldn't drive but she gets mad and insist so we have no choice to let them go. So on this note we call the next day to make sure everything is o.k. IT'S NOT! The one that hit me broke here finger hitting me and hit a tree on the way home. breaking her leg, fractions on our arms, they used the claws of life to get her out, and right now she is bed ridden in the Hollywood hospital. So I feel horrible and want to see her again so I go onto her myspace and notice her AGE for the first time. I can't say it here but lets just say they where not supposed to be drinking. I feel bad about the wreck but I'm more worried about this biting me in the ass some how.

03-14-2007, 05:11 PM	#3
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,940	How are you fucked?..she hit you,and she decided to drive.she lied to you about her age __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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Nodtveidt Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Camuy, PR Posts: 573	You might be in trouble for the alcohol issue but that's about it. They lied about their ages, you probably should have had them prove how old they were (or weren't, in this case) but that's about it. The evils of alcohol...will bite you on the ass every time. __________________ ICQ: 11541913

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	well i could give you advice but i can tell you will think with your penis anyways so it wont do any good anyways.. But i have question/comment.. What have you learned from this ? p.s. one thing you def should have learned is never ever ever ever let someone drive away after drinking , there is no "she/he insisted" , if you can't physically stop them , call the cops.. i dont care if they have a pound of coke in the trunk , better to be in jail than dead... if you really really cant call the cops for some reason , smash out their headlights or flatten the tires, they will thank you in the morning. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	"Not supposed to be drinking" does not mean jail bait, I don't think. I mean, she could be 19/20, and that's still quite legal for everything else. She and her friend showed extremely bad judgement. Aren't they accountable for passing themselves off as "of drinking age" and then deciding against YOUR better judgement to drive themselves home? Besides, they were already drinking when you met them. You certainly didn't corrupt their finer sensibilities. __________________ email: [email protected]

03-14-2007, 04:54 PM	#2
websiex Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, United States of America Posts: 987	Rough... don't send her anything on Myspace IMO, incase anything does happen... can be used as evidence. I'd avoid all contact with the peoples, not worth the risk.

03-14-2007, 05:54 PM	#6
j0sh Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39	hopefully, you do not get in any trouble.

03-14-2007, 05:57 PM	#7
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I don't see what your problem is beyond the ability to spell. Vistiting her would be pretty dumb though.

03-14-2007, 06:38 PM	#11
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	If I were you, I'd take a seriously long vacation while a good friend of yours moves you.

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,940	Did you hit her back? __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	you'll be fine. go visit her parents and explain what happened. they'll understand.

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[ Nate ] Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Asia Posts: 1,468	Ask Jesus to forgive you and you'll be ok....but seriously, good luck. It sounds like it could get sticky. I would just stick to the story you posted! Damn young girls, they'll get you every time!

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03-14-2007, 10:43 PM	#23
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	So how do you know she suffered a broken finger hitting you, after the was in a major accident that caused her to suffer several other more severe injuries? If you supplied them with liquor, then you might have some liability if they were underage - I would talk to a lawyer before posting on a public web site, let alone providing details that may identify or incriminate you - I mean how many girls do you think suffer such injuries requiring surgery each day that had to be extracted from a vehicle via the jaws of life? ADG Webmaster __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

03-14-2007, 11:04 PM	#26
jimb Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 2,514	We have an extra bedroom down here in Costa Rica if you need it Chaze. Jim

03-14-2007, 11:05 PM	#27
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Sounds like you fucked up pretty badly.. when you about to fuck it dont say anything stupid just hit it. __________________

03-14-2007, 11:08 PM	#30
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	long vacation.. swiss comes to mind.. __________________

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V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	Well... You seem like a really good influence to her... Perhaps you should have titled this thread, "So I might have screwed up a girls life..." So far this thread makes you look like an egotistical, pompous ass with a penchant for making himself the center of attention...

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03-15-2007, 04:40 AM	#43
nation-x Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rock Hill, SC Posts: 5,370	Your a dumbass for posting about it... I find it amazing when people let their mouth dig themselves a bigger hole.