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This cracked me up

Say the words out loud

1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great...................................Fa Kin Su Pah

who needs chinese ? :warning

considering the chinese Population is over 1 billion ... no one:)

That's pretty funny. Kinda pissed off its not a real reference sheet though lol

I think I saw that before in another thread?

I've seen this before but still funny.

whats the chinese translation of:

1) I'd hit it!

and

2) See sig!

Yank Tu :)

say this out loud until you understand:

I am sofa king we todd did

1) i'd hit it - Yu So Fu Kin hut

im trying to think of how to say " SEE SIG"

Here are some more :

dildo - Fun Toi

show me the money - pei nau

my friends is a homo - He gai

are you horny - Yu Har Dik
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lollllll

lol got it after reading it twice:1orglaugh

umh?!?
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hahaha....cranks me up too man...:)

good stuff lol

good stuff lol

hehehe :)

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I can't believe it took me so long to get it..... lol

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my gfy nick:

SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST - Kum Tu Suun

lol

thanks for that, very funny :1orglaugh

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Now if only I coud learn the rest of the language...

those were pretty useless terminology.

i just got this asian joke from this other thread which is relevant lol

How do you know if an Asian robbed your house?
Your homework's done, your computer's upgraded, but 2 hours later the fucker's still trying to back out of the driveway

lol you guys are hilarious

ok, Yu So Fu Kin hut!

69 = two can chew
good pussy = tongue chow

oldie, but good!