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Old 05-16-2007, 12:13 PM   #1
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This cracked me up

Say the words out loud

1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great...................................Fa Kin Su Pah
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:15 PM   #2
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who needs chinese ?
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:07 PM   #3
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considering the chinese Population is over 1 billion ... no one
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:14 PM   #4
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That's pretty funny. Kinda pissed off its not a real reference sheet though lol
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:18 PM   #5
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I think I saw that before in another thread?
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Old 05-16-2007, 03:03 PM   #6
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Old 05-16-2007, 03:23 PM   #7
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I've seen this before but still funny.
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:31 PM   #8
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whats the chinese translation of:

1) I'd hit it!

and

2) See sig!

Yank Tu
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:39 PM   #9
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say this out loud until you understand:

I am sofa king we todd did
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:41 PM   #10
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whats the chinese translation of:

1) I'd hit it!

and

2) See sig!

Yank Tu

1) i'd hit it - Yu So Fu Kin hut

im trying to think of how to say " SEE SIG"

Here are some more :

dildo - Fun Toi

show me the money - pei nau

my friends is a homo - He gai

are you horny - Yu Har Dik
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:42 PM   #11
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:42 PM   #12
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say this out loud until you understand:

I am sofa king we todd did
lol got it after reading it twice
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:20 PM   #13
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:45 PM   #14
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hahaha....cranks me up too man...
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Old 05-16-2007, 07:18 PM   #15
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Old 05-17-2007, 06:40 AM   #17
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Old 05-17-2007, 07:12 AM   #18
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Old 05-17-2007, 07:16 AM   #19
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I can't believe it took me so long to get it..... lol
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Old 05-17-2007, 08:02 AM   #22
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1) i'd hit it - Yu So Fu Kin hut

im trying to think of how to say " SEE SIG"

Here are some more :

dildo - Fun Toi

show me the money - pei nau

my friends is a homo - He gai

are you horny - Yu Har Dik

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Old 05-17-2007, 08:10 AM   #23
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Old 05-17-2007, 08:49 AM   #27
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Now if only I coud learn the rest of the language...
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those were pretty useless terminology.
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Old 05-17-2007, 12:10 PM   #29
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i just got this asian joke from this other thread which is relevant lol

How do you know if an Asian robbed your house?
Your homework's done, your computer's upgraded, but 2 hours later the fucker's still trying to back out of the driveway
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