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Mike Dutch 06-15-2007 02:57 AM

This is Why AskJolene Loves BOB, Steve and Lightspeed (the girls) !
 
Originality, personalisation and great support are keywords that show up in my brain when thinking about LightSpeed.
We will celebrate the fact that Bob and Steve finally found eachother (business wise then lol :winkwink: ) and they make a cute couple.
I'm sure it will make lightspeed's success bigger than it is already.

Today we received a pleasant package in our office in the Netherlands containing just and only bullshit and crap.
A Gold colored "fear and loathing Las Vegas" glasses, The 1 gallon coffee mok, original LS mousmat, bath salt (?!), Shooter glass! (will be used today and filled with the bottle of KETEL-One we have here in the fridge).
Some new underwear for the babe I hope to catch tonight. And ofcourse the "best of the lightspeed girls" volume 1 and 2 if that doesn't happen :)
We had a great laugh about the stuff that's in there, thanks :)

Bob's personal message finished it all and made the whole package to a great success.
We have been working together with Lightspeed for over 3 years now and we haven't had a second of doubt about continuing this relationship.
Our average conversion has been less than 1:40! And we hope Bob will help us halve that ratio! :thumbsup

Make sure you promote these guys if you aren't already or if you just woke up from a 4 year sleep!

Lightspeed is giving away great stuff this summer!
Where the hell did they find all this :upsidedow

June 1st, 2007 - Lightspeed Summer All Access Contest?$20K in prizes!
Summer is here and LightspeedCash is celebrating with a sales contest for Webmasters of all sizes! This *tiered* contest will allow the Webmasters with a few joins, or big dogs with hundreds of joins?ANYONE can WIN!

For every All-Access join, you get one entry into the contest. Each entry places you at a certain prize tier for the summer.

Sign-ups between June 1, 2007 and August 31, 2007 will be tallied to determine which prize level you are eligible to win. Then one lucky Webmaster?s name will be pulled from each level and win a kick ass prize, or cash equivalence.

$20K total in prizes and/or prize money to be given out.

Prizes and tiers are as follows:

5-25 joins gets the winner $250 gas card or the world famous Daquiri Whacker

http://www.lightspeedcash.com/graphi.../lg996401b.jpg

26-50 joins gets the winner $500 in cash or the Ultimate Gaming Chair
http://www.lightspeedcash.com/graphi...hair_large.jpg

101-250 joins gets you $2500 in cash, or a Caribbean Vacation package with $500 spending cash
(Bob, we have six people in the office. Please make sure you book one veggie meal for in the plane!) :winkwink:
http://www.lightspeedcash.com/graphi...bean_inset.jpg

Or a new Digital Tiger monitor system
http://www.lightspeedcash.com/graphi...9s_405x400.jpg

251-500 joins gets you $5,000 in cash or a pair of Honda Ruckus Camo Scooters
http://www.lightspeedcash.com/graphi...nda-ruckus.jpg

500 or more joins gets you $10,000 in cash!
http://www.lightspeedcash.com/graphi...n10000bill.jpg

You have three months...let 'er rip!

Roald 06-15-2007 02:59 AM

Got a nice LS package in the office too, awesome!!!

Mike Dutch 06-15-2007 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe (Post 12603544)
Got a nice LS package in the office too, awesome!!!

Want to exchange shooter glas for a coffee mok ? :)

spunky99 06-15-2007 03:11 AM

i heard i need to check my mail box.. with my luck it'll be a bill :)

B O B 06-15-2007 07:30 AM

hey thanks Mike!!!

I will send you off some more shot glasses if you like? Be careful, they are double shots though...just my style!

Dido 06-15-2007 09:05 AM

Cool, one (double) shot glass with 6 straws isn't all that it's cracked up to be :1orglaugh

Dido 06-15-2007 09:06 AM

Mostly because Mike keeps squeezing the straws :Oh crap

LiveDose 06-15-2007 09:06 AM

That monitor is sick...!

BabeHunter 06-15-2007 09:53 AM

damn! i need to send more traffic :)

B O B 06-15-2007 10:20 AM

if you notice, the top prize has great odds of winning right now! 1:4

Mike Dutch 06-17-2007 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob (Post 12605393)
if you notice, the top prize has great odds of winning right now! 1:4

The odds are quite te same as the conversions almost lol :)

I can't wait till we have a sunny day some tequilla, contreau en lemonjuice..................Magarita Time! :thumbsup

jmk 06-17-2007 04:13 AM

nice stuff!!!

Miss you Mikey! What's your next show?

Mike Dutch 06-18-2007 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk (Post 12612565)
nice stuff!!!

Miss you Mikey! What's your next show?

Miss you too Jean M!! :thumbsup
Let's make sure we hang in Miami FL in August!
Bring the Indian Lover Boy with you (Mikey) :winkwink:

CaptainHowdy 06-18-2007 12:19 PM

Awesome !!

matrixxx 06-18-2007 04:01 PM

On my way to join up with lightspeed now


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