This is Why AskJolene Loves BOB, Steve and Lightspeed (the girls) ! - GoFuckYourself.com

Mike Dutch · 06-15-2007, 02:57 AM

Originality, personalisation and great support are keywords that show up in my brain when thinking about LightSpeed.
We will celebrate the fact that Bob and Steve finally found eachother (business wise then lol

) and they make a cute couple.
I'm sure it will make lightspeed's success bigger than it is already.

Today we received a pleasant package in our office in the Netherlands containing just and only bullshit and crap.
A Gold colored "fear and loathing Las Vegas" glasses, The 1 gallon coffee mok, original LS mousmat, bath salt (?!), Shooter glass! (will be used today and filled with the bottle of KETEL-One we have here in the fridge).
Some new underwear for the babe I hope to catch tonight. And ofcourse the "best of the lightspeed girls" volume 1 and 2 if that doesn't happen

We had a great laugh about the stuff that's in there, thanks

Bob's personal message finished it all and made the whole package to a great success.
We have been working together with Lightspeed for over 3 years now and we haven't had a second of doubt about continuing this relationship.
Our average conversion has been less than 1:40! And we hope Bob will help us halve that ratio!

Make sure you promote these guys if you aren't already or if you just woke up from a 4 year sleep!

Lightspeed is giving away great stuff this summer!
Where the hell did they find all this

June 1st, 2007 - Lightspeed Summer All Access Contest?$20K in prizes!
Summer is here and LightspeedCash is celebrating with a sales contest for Webmasters of all sizes! This *tiered* contest will allow the Webmasters with a few joins, or big dogs with hundreds of joins?ANYONE can WIN!

For every All-Access join, you get one entry into the contest. Each entry places you at a certain prize tier for the summer.

Sign-ups between June 1, 2007 and August 31, 2007 will be tallied to determine which prize level you are eligible to win. Then one lucky Webmaster?s name will be pulled from each level and win a kick ass prize, or cash equivalence.

$20K total in prizes and/or prize money to be given out.

Prizes and tiers are as follows:

5-25 joins gets the winner $250 gas card or the world famous Daquiri Whacker

26-50 joins gets the winner $500 in cash or the Ultimate Gaming Chair

101-250 joins gets you $2500 in cash, or a Caribbean Vacation package with $500 spending cash
(Bob, we have six people in the office. Please make sure you book one veggie meal for in the plane!)

Or a new Digital Tiger monitor system

251-500 joins gets you $5,000 in cash or a pair of Honda Ruckus Camo Scooters

500 or more joins gets you $10,000 in cash!

You have three months...let 'er rip!

Roald · 06-15-2007, 02:59 AM

Got a nice LS package in the office too, awesome!!!

Mike Dutch · 06-15-2007, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe

Got a nice LS package in the office too, awesome!!!

Want to exchange shooter glas for a coffee mok ?

spunky99 · 06-15-2007, 03:11 AM

i heard i need to check my mail box.. with my luck it'll be a bill

B O B · 06-15-2007, 07:30 AM

hey thanks Mike!!!

I will send you off some more shot glasses if you like? Be careful, they are double shots though...just my style!

Dido · 06-15-2007, 09:05 AM

Cool, one (double) shot glass with 6 straws isn't all that it's cracked up to be

Dido · 06-15-2007, 09:06 AM

Mostly because Mike keeps squeezing the straws

LiveDose · 06-15-2007, 09:06 AM

That monitor is sick...!

BabeHunter · 06-15-2007, 09:53 AM

damn! i need to send more traffic

B O B · 06-15-2007, 10:20 AM

if you notice, the top prize has great odds of winning right now! 1:4

Mike Dutch · 06-17-2007, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob

if you notice, the top prize has great odds of winning right now! 1:4

The odds are quite te same as the conversions almost lol

I can't wait till we have a sunny day some tequilla, contreau en lemonjuice..................Magarita Time!

jmk · 06-17-2007, 04:13 AM

nice stuff!!!

Miss you Mikey! What's your next show?

Mike Dutch · 06-18-2007, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk

nice stuff!!!

Miss you Mikey! What's your next show?

Miss you too Jean M!!

Let's make sure we hang in Miami FL in August!
Bring the Indian Lover Boy with you (Mikey)

CaptainHowdy · 06-18-2007, 12:19 PM

Awesome !!

matrixxx · 06-18-2007, 04:01 PM

On my way to join up with lightspeed now

06-15-2007, 02:57 AM	#1
Mike Dutch Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Posts: 5,607	This is Why AskJolene Loves BOB, Steve and Lightspeed (the girls) ! Originality, personalisation and great support are keywords that show up in my brain when thinking about LightSpeed. We will celebrate the fact that Bob and Steve finally found eachother (business wise then lol ) and they make a cute couple. I'm sure it will make lightspeed's success bigger than it is already. Today we received a pleasant package in our office in the Netherlands containing just and only bullshit and crap. A Gold colored "fear and loathing Las Vegas" glasses, The 1 gallon coffee mok, original LS mousmat, bath salt (?!), Shooter glass! (will be used today and filled with the bottle of KETEL-One we have here in the fridge). Some new underwear for the babe I hope to catch tonight. And ofcourse the "best of the lightspeed girls" volume 1 and 2 if that doesn't happen We had a great laugh about the stuff that's in there, thanks Bob's personal message finished it all and made the whole package to a great success. We have been working together with Lightspeed for over 3 years now and we haven't had a second of doubt about continuing this relationship. Our average conversion has been less than 1:40! And we hope Bob will help us halve that ratio! Make sure you promote these guys if you aren't already or if you just woke up from a 4 year sleep! Lightspeed is giving away great stuff this summer! Where the hell did they find all this June 1st, 2007 - Lightspeed Summer All Access Contest?$20K in prizes! Summer is here and LightspeedCash is celebrating with a sales contest for Webmasters of all sizes! This tiered contest will allow the Webmasters with a few joins, or big dogs with hundreds of joins?ANYONE can WIN! For every All-Access join, you get one entry into the contest. Each entry places you at a certain prize tier for the summer. Sign-ups between June 1, 2007 and August 31, 2007 will be tallied to determine which prize level you are eligible to win. Then one lucky Webmaster?s name will be pulled from each level and win a kick ass prize, or cash equivalence. $20K total in prizes and/or prize money to be given out. Prizes and tiers are as follows: 5-25 joins gets the winner $250 gas card or the world famous Daquiri Whacker 26-50 joins gets the winner $500 in cash or the Ultimate Gaming Chair 101-250 joins gets you $2500 in cash, or a Caribbean Vacation package with $500 spending cash (Bob, we have six people in the office. Please make sure you book one veggie meal for in the plane!) Or a new Digital Tiger monitor system 251-500 joins gets you $5,000 in cash or a pair of Honda Ruckus Camo Scooters 500 or more joins gets you $10,000 in cash! You have three months...let 'er rip! __________________ Advidi.com -- Your Dating, Diet and Skincare Partner with over 1000 offers --

06-15-2007, 02:59 AM	#2
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06-15-2007, 03:11 AM	#4
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06-15-2007, 07:30 AM	#5
B O B Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Santa Ana, Costa Rica Posts: 2,664	hey thanks Mike!!! I will send you off some more shot glasses if you like? Be careful, they are double shots though...just my style! __________________ SoloConverts.com is now LIVE! 8 kick ass exclusive sites, weekly payouts, secure 3rd party billing, 60/40 revshare - PPS by request, tons of promo tools and much more! Sign up today at SoloConverts.com Contact me today for anything you need! [email protected] ICQ: 184807 Skype: bobbyrica

06-15-2007, 09:05 AM	#6
Dido Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Netherlands Posts: 217	Cool, one (double) shot glass with 6 straws isn't all that it's cracked up to be __________________ Dido ADAMO Advertising - Your ULTIMATE traffic partner! If you need traffic or have traffic, we'd love to help you make the best out of it! ICQ:24209500 - Skype:diederikvanschaik

06-15-2007, 09:06 AM	#7
Dido Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Netherlands Posts: 217	Mostly because Mike keeps squeezing the straws __________________ Dido ADAMO Advertising - Your ULTIMATE traffic partner! If you need traffic or have traffic, we'd love to help you make the best out of it! ICQ:24209500 - Skype:diederikvanschaik

06-15-2007, 09:06 AM	#8
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06-15-2007, 09:53 AM	#9
BabeHunter Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: 2nd door on the left Posts: 4,063	damn! i need to send more traffic __________________ Yep

06-15-2007, 10:20 AM	#10
B O B Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Santa Ana, Costa Rica Posts: 2,664	if you notice, the top prize has great odds of winning right now! 1:4 __________________ SoloConverts.com is now LIVE! 8 kick ass exclusive sites, weekly payouts, secure 3rd party billing, 60/40 revshare - PPS by request, tons of promo tools and much more! Sign up today at SoloConverts.com Contact me today for anything you need! [email protected] ICQ: 184807 Skype: bobbyrica

06-17-2007, 04:13 AM	#12
jmk Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,391	nice stuff!!! Miss you Mikey! What's your next show?

06-18-2007, 12:19 PM	#14
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,567	Awesome !!

06-18-2007, 04:01 PM	#15
matrixxx Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 34	On my way to join up with lightspeed now