God Apparently Responds to Lawsuit
 

God Apparently Responds to Lawsuit
By NATE JENKINS 09.20.07, 7:25 PM ET

God has apparently responded to a lawsuit filed by a Nebraska lawmaker, and one of the filings seems to have dropped in from the heavens. "This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here - poof!" said John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

The response was one of at least two to a lawsuit filed against God last week by state Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha, the state's longest-serving lawmaker.

Signed by "God," the response filed Wednesday argues the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction over God.

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/...ap4141746.html

That sounds believable.

Show me the stone tablets, or has god upgraded to legal sized paper and if so, why the fuck did god give moses those big ass fucking stone tablets in the desert. Why not cut a brother a break and use some parchment or hell use paper, I mean it is god right.

Now lets make sure god paid the proper filing fee's and got a reciept.

Only in America!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Only in America!

I wonder if they may call God to show up in court

Only in America!

Ok the only in America shit is getting old.
We all have seen or heard enough crap about the virgin mary showing up in tortilla's, statues bleeding, and fuck the whole damn middle east is a prime example of religion just going to far. It is far from only in America.

Hell that phrase is even popping up as a troll tagline, that if the readers or even video viewers would of taken the time to pay attention would of realized it was not in America that time in many other threads.

God wants to trade links with my thunder-balls account

Stone was the only way to guarantee survival. They are inside the Ark of the Covenant, which is believed to be guarded inside this church in Ethiopia...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...m_Ethiopia.jpg

Americans are such idiots

I was just kidding. It's being posted in almost every news thread wether it's really in america or not :winkwink:

suck it :thumbsup

Does anyone here actually believe it was really god who responded? :1orglaugh

The guy that filed that did it to prove how easy it was to file a lawsuit and how much proof you need( don't need ) that it's actually a relevant case. He's trying to change shit for the good of you and me. Isn't that special ?
:xmas-smil22