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TTiger · 09-22-2007, 09:59 PM

God Apparently Responds to Lawsuit
By NATE JENKINS 09.20.07, 7:25 PM ET

God has apparently responded to a lawsuit filed by a Nebraska lawmaker, and one of the filings seems to have dropped in from the heavens. "This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here - poof!" said John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

The response was one of at least two to a lawsuit filed against God last week by state Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha, the state's longest-serving lawmaker.

Signed by "God," the response filed Wednesday argues the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction over God.

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/...ap4141746.html

uno · 09-22-2007, 10:08 PM

That sounds believable.

After Shock Media · 09-23-2007, 02:04 AM

Show me the stone tablets, or has god upgraded to legal sized paper and if so, why the fuck did god give moses those big ass fucking stone tablets in the desert. Why not cut a brother a break and use some parchment or hell use paper, I mean it is god right.

Now lets make sure god paid the proper filing fee's and got a reciept.

Oracle Porn · 09-23-2007, 02:26 AM

Only in America!

peterk · 09-23-2007, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

Only in America!

AGS-17 · 09-23-2007, 03:16 AM

Only in America!

Bird · 09-23-2007, 03:22 AM

I wonder if they may call God to show up in court

JamesK2 · 09-23-2007, 03:30 AM

Only in America!

After Shock Media · 09-23-2007, 03:38 AM

Ok the only in America shit is getting old.
We all have seen or heard enough crap about the virgin mary showing up in tortilla's, statues bleeding, and fuck the whole damn middle east is a prime example of religion just going to far. It is far from only in America.

Hell that phrase is even popping up as a troll tagline, that if the readers or even video viewers would of taken the time to pay attention would of realized it was not in America that time in many other threads.

2012 · 09-23-2007, 04:16 AM

God wants to trade links with my thunder-balls account

Matt 26z · 09-23-2007, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Show me the stone tablets, or has god upgraded to legal sized paper and if so, why the fuck did god give moses those big ass fucking stone tablets in the desert.

Stone was the only way to guarantee survival. They are inside the Ark of the Covenant, which is believed to be guarded inside this church in Ethiopia...

PunkRockXXX · 09-23-2007, 04:20 AM

Americans are such idiots

JamesK2 · 09-23-2007, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Ok the only in America shit is getting old.
We all have seen or heard enough crap about the virgin mary showing up in tortilla's, statues bleeding, and fuck the whole damn middle east is a prime example of religion just going to far. It is far from only in America.

Hell that phrase is even popping up as a troll tagline, that if the readers or even video viewers would of taken the time to pay attention would of realized it was not in America that time in many other threads.

I was just kidding. It's being posted in almost every news thread wether it's really in america or not

2012 · 09-23-2007, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by PunkRockXXX

Americans are such idiots

suck it

Porn Farmer · 09-23-2007, 04:35 AM

Does anyone here actually believe it was really god who responded?

2012 · 09-23-2007, 04:43 AM

The guy that filed that did it to prove how easy it was to file a lawsuit and how much proof you need( don't need ) that it's actually a relevant case. He's trying to change shit for the good of you and me. Isn't that special ?

09-22-2007, 09:59 PM	#1
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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Ok the only in America shit is getting old. We all have seen or heard enough crap about the virgin mary showing up in tortilla's, statues bleeding, and fuck the whole damn middle east is a prime example of religion just going to far. It is far from only in America. Hell that phrase is even popping up as a troll tagline, that if the readers or even video viewers would of taken the time to pay attention would of realized it was not in America that time in many other threads. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	The guy that filed that did it to prove how easy it was to file a lawsuit and how much proof you need( don't need ) that it's actually a relevant case. He's trying to change shit for the good of you and me. Isn't that special ? __________________ best host: Webair \| best sponsor: Kink \| best coder: 688218966 \| Go Fuck Yourself