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Pics Traffic 10-04-2007 03:45 PM

What magazines you subscribe to and what do you read on the can?
 
Hers my list:
Time
Newsweek
Star (my girlfriend’s)
People
SPIN
Sports Illustrated
Klixxx

fatfoo 10-04-2007 05:08 PM

I read shampoo labels and stuff, when I am in the can...

nico-t 10-04-2007 06:00 PM

never understood people reading when taking a dump... its fucking gross dont ask me why. I think because of the thought of sitting in your shit smell, reading, done, and put the mag besides it for the next session, while the mag is soaking up the shit smell for as long as it hangs there.

minusonebit 10-05-2007 09:57 AM

Mother Earth News
Earth Island Institute
Countryside
Beckett (All the Baseball, Football and Basketball ones)
2600
Blacklisted 411
Home Power
American Turf
Laptop
PC Magazine

And no, I don't read them on the can. I don't consider the bathroom a place to spend hours. I squat, do my biz, wipe and leave. Reading on the can is for old people.

SexualDragon 10-05-2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOCKBA (Post 13188308)
what do you read on the can?

Shampoo bottles

SexualDragon 10-05-2007 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 13188657)
I read shampoo labels and stuff, when I am in the can...

you beat me too it

CurrentlySober 10-05-2007 10:34 AM

reading 'on the can' as you put it, is disgusting...
Why pollute mother natures gift to us all, with reading?

I LIKE POO!

V_RocKs 10-05-2007 11:09 AM

Yatch
Motorhome
Wired
Popular Mechanics
Popular Science
PC Magazine
Newsweek
Forbes

I know there are others but I forget them all

Lifer 10-05-2007 11:20 AM

The Paul Markham News Letter - does that count?

CynthiaB 10-05-2007 01:43 PM

Entertainment Weekly
TVGuide
Xbiz
Rolling Stone

(And do girls ever read on the can? Not me)

minusonebit 10-05-2007 02:25 PM

And speaking of magazines (as I look at my mail for today) I really hate how magazine companies send out "your subscription expired!!!!" letters like two months after you renew them (and they know it, too, since the date on your address label reflects it). I wonder how many old people just send them a check for another year every time those come. LOL. They'd have a paid subscription to 2329 at the rate some of these places do it. I think I am actually going to start keeping a little spreadsheet...

sniperwolf 10-05-2007 02:30 PM

Time and Forbes for international magazines, and our local magazines as well.

OMG Jim 10-05-2007 02:34 PM

Fast Company
Business 2.0
INC

My wife gets InStyle and Southern Living but as far as reading while on the can.... not me. But I do check out the hot chicks in her InStyle mag every once in a while. :upsidedow
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Christina Muller 10-05-2007 04:39 PM

nice mags such as.....

Whipping Weekly

and my favorite the Torture Times (monthly) :thumbsup

SilkyJohnson 10-05-2007 04:42 PM

I like playing scratch lottery tickets while letting the deuce loose...nothing like gambling and shitting at the same time.

CyberHustler 10-05-2007 04:45 PM

I can't read and take a dump at the same time... It ruins the whole moment.

Flynn 10-05-2007 04:49 PM

Playboy
Newsweek
National Geographic

When I run out of literature to read I read my wifes mags...
Star
US weekly
In Touch

Today I didn't have anything to read so I read the owners manual for my new TV. lmao

SilentKnight 10-05-2007 05:25 PM

Maxim

Uncl' John's Bathroom Reader :thumbsup

Spunky 10-05-2007 05:28 PM

Playboy..I like the articles

Phil 10-05-2007 05:39 PM

I cut out coupons from junk mail I get.

D 10-05-2007 05:41 PM

I read through old textbooks.

yeah... I'm a dork.

SilkyJohnson 10-05-2007 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 13194914)
Playboy..I like the articles

I have a question for you...

Are you Spunky and do you like your oatmeal lumpy?


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Brother Bilo 10-05-2007 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson (Post 13195021)
I have a question for you...

Are you Spunky and do you like your oatmeal lumpy?


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Excellent question.

I usually just fuck around on my cell phone, not the reading type while I'm sitting trying to stay comfortable, but undoutedly, my legs fall asleep within a minute or two.

I just stick around because I like my own brand.

Peaches 10-06-2007 11:50 AM

I subscribe to:

Smithsonian
National Geographic
Reader's Digest
People
Alaska Magazine
Consumer Reports

But for potty reading, I read real estate listings - even when I tinkle :) I can read several in just a few minutes so it makes use of my time while I'm in there. ;)

LiveDose 10-06-2007 12:01 PM

I just had to burn up 17,000 Delta miles that were expiring this month. I never fly that shitty airline anymore.

I have 19 new magazine subscriptions starting next month through their miles program...

geeknik 10-06-2007 12:07 PM

PC World, PC Magazine, Penthouse, Playboy, Hustler, Wired, Entreprenur, INC, Maxim, Stuff, etc..

The Judge 10-06-2007 12:23 PM

soldier of fortune magazine

Peaches 10-06-2007 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 13197753)
I just had to burn up 17,000 Delta miles that were expiring this month. I never fly that shitty airline anymore.

I have 19 new magazine subscriptions starting next month through their miles program...

Next time donate them :)

Madame0120 10-06-2007 02:31 PM

The Funny Times

Aquarius 10-06-2007 02:43 PM

My shitting experience is not complete without magazines.

Popular Mechanics
Men's Health

And 6 or 7 more local magazines.

LiveDose 10-06-2007 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 13198053)
Next time donate them :)



How Peaches? I would have done that....

Peaches 10-06-2007 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 13198482)
How Peaches? I would have done that....

http://www.delta.com/skymiles/use_mi...iles/index.jsp

At one point I think they were allowing you to donate them to servicemen but I don't see that option there.

Christina Muller 10-06-2007 10:19 PM

I did like the mag Dungeon Diaries but they went bust! Im thinking of maybe a subscription to Martha Sterwart might fill the gap !:)..

Evil-Dan 10-06-2007 10:22 PM

There is nothing as good as the Bathroom Reader - Trust me - you will be addicted once you get one

smoker_420 10-07-2007 08:11 AM

Only online magazines and Forbes sometimes

sumphatpimp 10-07-2007 08:37 AM

magazines?
you can't be serious.
I keep a laptop in the bathroom and read GFY while I shit.

Angie77 10-07-2007 11:24 AM

I don't subscribe to magazines any longer and I can't read while I'm in the bathroom.. I'd rather do one thing at a time I guess. lol

dav3 10-07-2007 01:53 PM

I just take my laptop in with me and continue what I was doing before I had to take a dump. Got a 'tv tray' sitting in the bathroom dedicated for this dooty.

MandyBlake 10-07-2007 03:59 PM

i get vogue, lucky, and in style.
i don't read on the can. i go potty and leave.

jakethedog 10-07-2007 04:20 PM

I buy my wife Hustler on occasion .. she like it because it actually gives her a decent finger on the pulse as to what is going on out there content wise .. and who and what is being bought and sold .. myself . AVN online .. just for the humor . (that was a joke)

aico 10-07-2007 04:58 PM

XBiz and Penthouse

snaker 10-08-2007 04:37 AM

Score Mag!!!


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