What magazines you subscribe to and what do you read on the can? - GoFuckYourself.com

Pics Traffic · 10-04-2007, 03:45 PM

Hers my list:
Time
Newsweek
Star (my girlfriend’s)
People
SPIN
Sports Illustrated
Klixxx

fatfoo · 10-04-2007, 05:08 PM

I read shampoo labels and stuff, when I am in the can...

nico-t · 10-04-2007, 06:00 PM

never understood people reading when taking a dump... its fucking gross dont ask me why. I think because of the thought of sitting in your shit smell, reading, done, and put the mag besides it for the next session, while the mag is soaking up the shit smell for as long as it hangs there.

minusonebit · 10-05-2007, 09:57 AM

Mother Earth News
Earth Island Institute
Countryside
Beckett (All the Baseball, Football and Basketball ones)
2600
Blacklisted 411
Home Power
American Turf
Laptop
PC Magazine

And no, I don't read them on the can. I don't consider the bathroom a place to spend hours. I squat, do my biz, wipe and leave. Reading on the can is for old people.

SexualDragon · 10-05-2007, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOCKBA

what do you read on the can?

Shampoo bottles

SexualDragon · 10-05-2007, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

I read shampoo labels and stuff, when I am in the can...

you beat me too it

CurrentlySober · 10-05-2007, 10:34 AM

reading 'on the can' as you put it, is disgusting...
Why pollute mother natures gift to us all, with reading?

I LIKE POO!

V_RocKs · 10-05-2007, 11:09 AM

Yatch
Motorhome
Wired
Popular Mechanics
Popular Science
PC Magazine
Newsweek
Forbes

I know there are others but I forget them all

Lifer · 10-05-2007, 11:20 AM

The Paul Markham News Letter - does that count?

CynthiaB · 10-05-2007, 01:43 PM

Entertainment Weekly
TVGuide
Xbiz
Rolling Stone

(And do girls ever read on the can? Not me)

minusonebit · 10-05-2007, 02:25 PM

And speaking of magazines (as I look at my mail for today) I really hate how magazine companies send out "your subscription expired!!!!" letters like two months after you renew them (and they know it, too, since the date on your address label reflects it). I wonder how many old people just send them a check for another year every time those come. LOL. They'd have a paid subscription to 2329 at the rate some of these places do it. I think I am actually going to start keeping a little spreadsheet...

sniperwolf · 10-05-2007, 02:30 PM

Time and Forbes for international magazines, and our local magazines as well.

OMG Jim · 10-05-2007, 02:34 PM

Fast Company
Business 2.0
INC

My wife gets InStyle and Southern Living but as far as reading while on the can.... not me. But I do check out the hot chicks in her InStyle mag every once in a while.

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Christina Muller · 10-05-2007, 04:39 PM

nice mags such as.....

Whipping Weekly

and my favorite the Torture Times (monthly)

SilkyJohnson · 10-05-2007, 04:42 PM

I like playing scratch lottery tickets while letting the deuce loose...nothing like gambling and shitting at the same time.

CyberHustler · 10-05-2007, 04:45 PM

I can't read and take a dump at the same time... It ruins the whole moment.

Flynn · 10-05-2007, 04:49 PM

Playboy
Newsweek
National Geographic

When I run out of literature to read I read my wifes mags...
Star
US weekly
In Touch

Today I didn't have anything to read so I read the owners manual for my new TV. lmao

SilentKnight · 10-05-2007, 05:25 PM

Maxim

Uncl' John's Bathroom Reader

Spunky · 10-05-2007, 05:28 PM

Playboy..I like the articles

Phil · 10-05-2007, 05:39 PM

I cut out coupons from junk mail I get.

D · 10-05-2007, 05:41 PM

I read through old textbooks.

yeah... I'm a dork.

SilkyJohnson · 10-05-2007, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Playboy..I like the articles

I have a question for you...

Are you Spunky and do you like your oatmeal lumpy?

Brother Bilo · 10-05-2007, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson

I have a question for you...

Are you Spunky and do you like your oatmeal lumpy?

Excellent question.

I usually just fuck around on my cell phone, not the reading type while I'm sitting trying to stay comfortable, but undoutedly, my legs fall asleep within a minute or two.

I just stick around because I like my own brand.

Peaches · 10-06-2007, 11:50 AM

I subscribe to:

Smithsonian
National Geographic
Reader's Digest
People
Alaska Magazine
Consumer Reports

But for potty reading, I read real estate listings - even when I tinkle

I can read several in just a few minutes so it makes use of my time while I'm in there. ;)

LiveDose · 10-06-2007, 12:01 PM

I just had to burn up 17,000 Delta miles that were expiring this month. I never fly that shitty airline anymore.

I have 19 new magazine subscriptions starting next month through their miles program...

geeknik · 10-06-2007, 12:07 PM

PC World, PC Magazine, Penthouse, Playboy, Hustler, Wired, Entreprenur, INC, Maxim, Stuff, etc..

The Judge · 10-06-2007, 12:23 PM

soldier of fortune magazine

Peaches · 10-06-2007, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

I just had to burn up 17,000 Delta miles that were expiring this month. I never fly that shitty airline anymore.

I have 19 new magazine subscriptions starting next month through their miles program...

Next time donate them

Madame0120 · 10-06-2007, 02:31 PM

The Funny Times

Aquarius · 10-06-2007, 02:43 PM

My shitting experience is not complete without magazines.

Popular Mechanics
Men's Health

And 6 or 7 more local magazines.

LiveDose · 10-06-2007, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Next time donate them

How Peaches? I would have done that....

Peaches · 10-06-2007, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

How Peaches? I would have done that....

http://www.delta.com/skymiles/use_mi...iles/index.jsp

At one point I think they were allowing you to donate them to servicemen but I don't see that option there.

Christina Muller · 10-06-2007, 10:19 PM

I did like the mag Dungeon Diaries but they went bust! Im thinking of maybe a subscription to Martha Sterwart might fill the gap !

..

Evil-Dan · 10-06-2007, 10:22 PM

There is nothing as good as the Bathroom Reader - Trust me - you will be addicted once you get one

smoker_420 · 10-07-2007, 08:11 AM

Only online magazines and Forbes sometimes

sumphatpimp · 10-07-2007, 08:37 AM

magazines?
you can't be serious.
I keep a laptop in the bathroom and read GFY while I shit.

Angie77 · 10-07-2007, 11:24 AM

I don't subscribe to magazines any longer and I can't read while I'm in the bathroom.. I'd rather do one thing at a time I guess. lol

dav3 · 10-07-2007, 01:53 PM

I just take my laptop in with me and continue what I was doing before I had to take a dump. Got a 'tv tray' sitting in the bathroom dedicated for this dooty.

MandyBlake · 10-07-2007, 03:59 PM

i get vogue, lucky, and in style.
i don't read on the can. i go potty and leave.

jakethedog · 10-07-2007, 04:20 PM

I buy my wife Hustler on occasion .. she like it because it actually gives her a decent finger on the pulse as to what is going on out there content wise .. and who and what is being bought and sold .. myself . AVN online .. just for the humor . (that was a joke)

aico · 10-07-2007, 04:58 PM

XBiz and Penthouse

snaker · 10-08-2007, 04:37 AM

Score Mag!!!

10-04-2007, 03:45 PM	#1
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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	never understood people reading when taking a dump... its fucking gross dont ask me why. I think because of the thought of sitting in your shit smell, reading, done, and put the mag besides it for the next session, while the mag is soaking up the shit smell for as long as it hangs there.

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minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Mother Earth News Earth Island Institute Countryside Beckett (All the Baseball, Football and Basketball ones) 2600 Blacklisted 411 Home Power American Turf Laptop PC Magazine And no, I don't read them on the can. I don't consider the bathroom a place to spend hours. I squat, do my biz, wipe and leave. Reading on the can is for old people.

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minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	And speaking of magazines (as I look at my mail for today) I really hate how magazine companies send out "your subscription expired!!!!" letters like two months after you renew them (and they know it, too, since the date on your address label reflects it). I wonder how many old people just send them a check for another year every time those come. LOL. They'd have a paid subscription to 2329 at the rate some of these places do it. I think I am actually going to start keeping a little spreadsheet...

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