Confucius Say...
 

CONFUCIUS SAY...


MAN WHO RUN IN FRONT OF CAR, GET TIRED.

MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR, GET EXHAUSTED.

PASSIONATE KISS LIKE SPIDERS WEB - SOON LEAD TO UNDOING OF FLY.

MAN WHO WALK THROUGH AIRPORT TURNSTILE SIDEWAYS GOING TO BANGKOK.

MAN WHO SCRATCHES ASS SHOULD NOT BITE FINGERNAILS.

PANTIES NOT BEST THING ON EARTH, BUT NEXT TO IT.

WAR NOT DETERMINE WHO?S RIGHT. WAR DETERMINES WHO?S LEFT.

WIFE WHO PUT HUSBAND IN DOGHOUSE SOON FIND HIM IN CAT HOUSE.

MAN WHO SLEEP IN CATHOUSE BY DAY, SLEEP IN DOGHOUSE BY NIGHT.

MAN WHO FIGHT WITH WIFE ALL DAY, GET NO PIECE AT NIGHT.

MAN WHO TELL ONE TOO MANY LIGHT BULB JOKES SOON BURN OUT.

IT TAKES MANY NAILS TO BUILD CRIB, BUT ONE SCREW TO FILL IT.

MAN WHO DRIVE LIKE HELL, BOUND TO GET THERE.

MAN WHO SIT ON TACK SOON GET POINT.

HE WHO FISHES IN OTHER MAN?S WELL OFTEN CATCHES CRABS.

BASEBALL IS WRONG, MAN WITH FOUR BALLS CANNOT WALK.

MAN WHO STAND ON TOILET, HIGH ON POT

Man who goes to bed with Diarrhea, wakes up in uncharted swamp
Man who goes to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingers

that´s a lot of wisdom right there...:1orglaugh

haha words of wisdom indeed!

The Polygamist says: Variety is the Thrice of Wife

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Man who farts in church sits in his own pue...lol

pass me my drink