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11-02-2007, 02:33 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Confucius Say...
CONFUCIUS SAY...
MAN WHO RUN IN FRONT OF CAR, GET TIRED. MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR, GET EXHAUSTED. PASSIONATE KISS LIKE SPIDERS WEB - SOON LEAD TO UNDOING OF FLY. MAN WHO WALK THROUGH AIRPORT TURNSTILE SIDEWAYS GOING TO BANGKOK. MAN WHO SCRATCHES ASS SHOULD NOT BITE FINGERNAILS. PANTIES NOT BEST THING ON EARTH, BUT NEXT TO IT. WAR NOT DETERMINE WHO?S RIGHT. WAR DETERMINES WHO?S LEFT. WIFE WHO PUT HUSBAND IN DOGHOUSE SOON FIND HIM IN CAT HOUSE. MAN WHO SLEEP IN CATHOUSE BY DAY, SLEEP IN DOGHOUSE BY NIGHT. MAN WHO FIGHT WITH WIFE ALL DAY, GET NO PIECE AT NIGHT. MAN WHO TELL ONE TOO MANY LIGHT BULB JOKES SOON BURN OUT. IT TAKES MANY NAILS TO BUILD CRIB, BUT ONE SCREW TO FILL IT. MAN WHO DRIVE LIKE HELL, BOUND TO GET THERE. MAN WHO SIT ON TACK SOON GET POINT. HE WHO FISHES IN OTHER MAN?S WELL OFTEN CATCHES CRABS. BASEBALL IS WRONG, MAN WITH FOUR BALLS CANNOT WALK. MAN WHO STAND ON TOILET, HIGH ON POT |
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11-02-2007, 03:25 AM
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Location: Canada
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Man who goes to bed with Diarrhea, wakes up in uncharted swamp
Man who goes to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingers |
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11-02-2007, 04:07 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: everywhere...
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that´s a lot of wisdom right there...
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11-02-2007, 04:46 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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haha words of wisdom indeed!
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11-02-2007, 07:15 AM
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Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Face Down in Pussy
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The Polygamist says: Variety is the Thrice of Wife
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11-02-2007, 09:06 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2005
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 ~Accepting design works~
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11-02-2007, 09:09 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: mich
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Man who farts in church sits in his own pue...lol
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11-02-2007, 09:11 AM
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Make STACK$
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: sexy time
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pass me my drink
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