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cheekycherry 02-27-2008 03:56 AM

Do Americans say...
 
Switch off the light...

OR

Switch the light off

Thanks :)

After Shock Media 02-27-2008 03:59 AM

Turn the lights off.

Turn off the light.

Do you think we have stock in <insert power company>!

Then the rest just clap, they are primarly our QVC type Americans, the same who think owning a chiapet is gardening.

cheekycherry 02-27-2008 04:01 AM

Ok, maybe I gave a bad example...

Or maybe that answers my question... Thanks :)

VikingMan 02-27-2008 04:11 AM

You gotta remember than many of us are fat fucking sheep who do whatever the TV tells us to do.

Therefore my vote to goes to.......Clap on Clap OFF :thumbsup

After Shock Media 02-27-2008 04:11 AM

I just rarely hear the word switch used that way unless your actually talking to someone about the light switch. However not when you are asking them to turn it off. Though I have heard some people say flick too, though very rarely.

muffdiver 02-27-2008 04:17 AM

Clap on (clap clap) clap off (clap clap) clap on clap off....... The Clapper!

lbc213 02-27-2008 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by muffdiver (Post 13839574)
Clap on (clap clap) clap off (clap clap) clap on clap off....... The Clapper!

I was once with a girl that had a clap on bedside lamp. Well she liked me to slap her on the ass when fucking her from behind.......

VikingMan 02-27-2008 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lbc213 (Post 13839581)
I was once with a girl that had a clap on bedside lamp. Well she liked me to slap her on the ass when fucking her from behind.......

So you met my grandma? Quite a whipper snapper wasn't she?

NetwErk GUrl 02-27-2008 04:53 AM

No one says either...

we say "Turn off the lights" as ASM said.

O MARINA 02-27-2008 07:07 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by muffdiver (Post 13839574)
Clap on (clap clap) clap off (clap clap) clap on clap off....... The Clapper!


bobby666 02-27-2008 07:22 AM

they say: i cannot switch on the light as i haven't paid my bill..........

Blazed 02-27-2008 07:30 AM

you say tomato i say tomahto

AssPirate 02-27-2008 07:51 AM

Turn off...switch are rarely to be used on that matter...

Violetta 02-27-2008 07:55 AM

turn off the light, turn off the light

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sumphatpimp 02-27-2008 07:57 AM

keep reading and posting on gfy.
eventually you will learn to speak engrish!
gfy is very educational.

Scott McD 02-27-2008 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 13840107)
turn off the light, turn off the light

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...do-Posters.jpg

There's your answer... :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

D 02-27-2008 09:17 AM

"Turn the light off"

or

"Turn off the light"

Both would be acceptable, and commonplace.

teg0 02-27-2008 09:18 AM

turn off the light

MichelleB 02-27-2008 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by muffdiver (Post 13839574)
Clap on (clap clap) clap off (clap clap) clap on clap off....... The Clapper!

LOL

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-XUOhjW2AXM

B2BwithJoeD 02-27-2008 09:32 AM

Well, the rules tell us not to end a sentence with a preposition.

So, turn off the light or switch off the light are preferred.

Just as an aside, I always did want a clapper :upsidedow

Paco, of Large Cash. 02-27-2008 11:04 AM

I thought it was .... BLAM!!!

L-Pink 02-27-2008 11:06 AM

"Get the light bitch"

Tom_PM 02-27-2008 11:16 AM

Yep. Even though the device is called a "light switch", we say "turn off" and "turn on".

D 02-27-2008 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webbilling JoeD (Post 13840512)
Well, the rules tell us not to end a sentence with a preposition.

In that usage, "off" is an adverb - not a preposition. :2 cents:

GAMEFINEST 02-27-2008 11:23 AM

Either or , doesnt matter

D 02-27-2008 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13841004)
"Get the light bitch"

I'll use that one tonight... see how it goes over. :)

Xrated J 02-27-2008 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13839553)
Turn the lights off.

Turn off the light.

Do you think we have stock in <insert power company>!

Then the rest just clap, they are primarly our QVC type Americans, the same who think owning a chiapet is gardening.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sniperwolf 02-27-2008 12:32 PM

"Switch the light off you bastard!" lol :1orglaugh

Seriously, doesn't matter! heh :helpme

G-Rotica 02-27-2008 12:38 PM

Turn off the fucking lights. What do you think I'm made of? Money?

Clark 02-27-2008 12:40 PM

we americans pray about it, then have our illegal mexican housekeeper turn it off, get in out 8mpg suv, and drive to in/out burger shooting our guns out the window while looking for bin laden...then vote for GW while opposing gay marriage.

or say "turn off the light" but that's no fun

SykkBoy 02-27-2008 12:45 PM

for me it's "Turn off the goddamn light! I'm tired of $400 fucking electric bills for fuck's sake. Thank you"

OMG Jim 02-27-2008 12:46 PM

Many people use the terms...

"Hit the lights" - Meaning either turn them on or turn them off. Can be used either way.

"Kill the lights" - Meaning turn them off.

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Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-27-2008 12:51 PM

Yo, cut dat light on fool...

cut dat mutha fuccin light on...


Or if nigga tru gangsta he had dem sensor things dat make dem bitches cut on when a nigga walk in the door!

pornguy 02-27-2008 01:38 PM

For me it usually comes out. " Turn off the fucking lights please. "

cheekycherry 02-27-2008 01:45 PM

lol this thread got a little longer than I thought it would...

I was trying to come up with some mainstream domain names that appeal to the Americans... lol at gfy.

cheekycherry 02-27-2008 01:47 PM

lol this thread got a little longer than I thought it would...

I was trying to come up with some mainstream domain names that appeal to the Americans... lol at gfy.

VeriSexy 02-27-2008 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13839553)
Turn the lights off.

Turn off the light.

That sounds right:thumbsup

L-Pink 02-27-2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13841004)
"Get the light bitch"

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13841128)
I'll use that one tonight... see how it goes over. :)

I can save you a night sleeping on the couch if you like ......

D 02-27-2008 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13842951)
I can save you a night sleeping on the couch if you like ......


Every once in awhile, I have to throw a curve ball at her... keeps the relationship lively.

DjiXas 03-21-2008 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13839566)
You gotta remember than many of us are fat fucking sheep who do whatever the TV tells us to do.

Therefore my vote to goes to.......Clap on Clap OFF :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Elli 03-21-2008 02:45 PM

This thread got so long. :) Ah... I love GFY.

fatfoo 03-21-2008 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 13952587)
This thread got so long. :) Ah... I love GFY.

Hot avatar.... :thumbsup

Elli 03-21-2008 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 13952746)
Hot avatar.... :thumbsup

Thank you!

dav3 03-21-2008 04:05 PM

We say, "Please open the circuit of the currently in use illumination device."

BigBen 03-21-2008 06:04 PM

Turn off the lights, and I'll glow...

D Ghost 03-21-2008 06:05 PM

Turn off the lights OR turn the light off


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