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Do Americans say...
Switch off the light...
OR Switch the light off Thanks ![]() |
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Turn the lights off.
Turn off the light. Do you think we have stock in <insert power company>! Then the rest just clap, they are primarly our QVC type Americans, the same who think owning a chiapet is gardening.
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Ok, maybe I gave a bad example...
Or maybe that answers my question... Thanks ![]() |
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You gotta remember than many of us are fat fucking sheep who do whatever the TV tells us to do.
Therefore my vote to goes to.......Clap on Clap OFF ![]() |
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I just rarely hear the word switch used that way unless your actually talking to someone about the light switch. However not when you are asking them to turn it off. Though I have heard some people say flick too, though very rarely.
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Clap on (clap clap) clap off (clap clap) clap on clap off....... The Clapper!
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I was once with a girl that had a clap on bedside lamp. Well she liked me to slap her on the ass when fucking her from behind.......
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No one says either...
we say "Turn off the lights" as ASM said.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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they say: i cannot switch on the light as i haven't paid my bill..........
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you say tomato i say tomahto
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Turn off...switch are rarely to be used on that matter...
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turn off the light, turn off the light
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keep reading and posting on gfy.
eventually you will learn to speak engrish! gfy is very educational. |
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There's your answer...
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"Turn the light off"
or "Turn off the light" Both would be acceptable, and commonplace.
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turn off the light
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Well, the rules tell us not to end a sentence with a preposition.
So, turn off the light or switch off the light are preferred. Just as an aside, I always did want a clapper ![]()
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I thought it was .... BLAM!!!
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"Get the light bitch"
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Yep. Even though the device is called a "light switch", we say "turn off" and "turn on".
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Either or , doesnt matter
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I'll use that one tonight... see how it goes over.
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"Switch the light off you bastard!" lol
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Turn off the fucking lights. What do you think I'm made of? Money?
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we americans pray about it, then have our illegal mexican housekeeper turn it off, get in out 8mpg suv, and drive to in/out burger shooting our guns out the window while looking for bin laden...then vote for GW while opposing gay marriage.
or say "turn off the light" but that's no fun
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for me it's "Turn off the goddamn light! I'm tired of $400 fucking electric bills for fuck's sake. Thank you"
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Many people use the terms...
"Hit the lights" - Meaning either turn them on or turn them off. Can be used either way. "Kill the lights" - Meaning turn them off. _
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Yo, cut dat light on fool...
cut dat mutha fuccin light on... Or if nigga tru gangsta he had dem sensor things dat make dem bitches cut on when a nigga walk in the door! |
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For me it usually comes out. " Turn off the fucking lights please. "
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lol this thread got a little longer than I thought it would...
I was trying to come up with some mainstream domain names that appeal to the Americans... lol at gfy. |
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lol this thread got a little longer than I thought it would...
I was trying to come up with some mainstream domain names that appeal to the Americans... lol at gfy. |
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That sounds right
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Every once in awhile, I have to throw a curve ball at her... keeps the relationship lively.
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Reach for those stars!
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This thread got so long.
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Reach for those stars!
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We say, "Please open the circuit of the currently in use illumination device."
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Turn off the lights, and I'll glow...
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Turn off the lights OR turn the light off
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