This has been working for me
 

When I meet a girl, I tell her "you don't want to know me, I am a sick fuck and I will corrupt you. Walk away right now."

So far this has pretty much guaranteed that the girl says "oh, I am really wild too. I am more wild than you."

Then you do the old "I don't believe you. Prove it."

You smell like an Italian sub dude. Finish your schnapps and hit the rack. :2 cents:

Thats an old one..

yeah, but try that one after you get out of high school

I'll have to wait a few years.

I would reply ok weirdo fuck off !!!!!!! :1orglaugh

Well, I say that after a rapport has been built, not right off the bat.

here in thailand, any thing you say out of your mouth works for ya

post some pics!

My best line is:

"Your skin would make a lovely set of lamp shades... lotion?"

Works like a charm... Chicks really dig us "bad boy, dangerous" types.:pimp