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Shoehorn! · 03-23-2008, 01:09 AM

When I meet a girl, I tell her "you don't want to know me, I am a sick fuck and I will corrupt you. Walk away right now."

So far this has pretty much guaranteed that the girl says "oh, I am really wild too. I am more wild than you."

Then you do the old "I don't believe you. Prove it."

Dennis Rodman · 03-23-2008, 01:22 AM

You smell like an Italian sub dude. Finish your schnapps and hit the rack.

Shoehorn! · 03-23-2008, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Rodman

You smell like an Italian sub dude. Finish your schnapps and hit the rack.

Jens Van Assterdam · 03-23-2008, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

When I meet a girl, I tell her "you don't want to know me, I am a sick fuck and I will corrupt you. Walk away right now."

So far this has pretty much guaranteed that the girl says "oh, I am really wild too. I am more wild than you."

Then you do the old "I don't believe you. Prove it."

Thats an old one..

Antonio · 03-23-2008, 01:37 AM

yeah, but try that one after you get out of high school

Shoehorn! · 03-23-2008, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

yeah, but try that one after you get out of high school

I'll have to wait a few years.

Domain Diva · 03-23-2008, 01:51 AM

I would reply ok weirdo fuck off !!!!!!!

Shoehorn! · 03-23-2008, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Claire.XXXBiz TV

I would reply ok weirdo fuck off !!!!!!!

Well, I say that after a rapport has been built, not right off the bat.

kmanrox · 03-23-2008, 02:41 AM

here in thailand, any thing you say out of your mouth works for ya

Violetta · 03-23-2008, 06:17 AM

post some pics!

Malicious Biz · 03-23-2008, 07:03 AM

My best line is:

"Your skin would make a lovely set of lamp shades... lotion?"

Works like a charm... Chicks really dig us "bad boy, dangerous" types.

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03-23-2008, 01:22 AM	#2
Dennis Rodman So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,060	You smell like an Italian sub dude. Finish your schnapps and hit the rack.

03-23-2008, 01:37 AM	#5
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	yeah, but try that one after you get out of high school

03-23-2008, 07:03 AM	#11
Malicious Biz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Put Shoe On Head Plz Posts: 4,575	My best line is: "Your skin would make a lovely set of lamp shades... lotion?" Works like a charm... Chicks really dig us "bad boy, dangerous" types.