Damn, i almost had some jail bait tonight!
 

The smooth motherfucker was at it again tonight, playing around with this horny teen slut, fucking beautiful tits and ass, curvy as a motherfucker! Do i need to guess? Ok i think she was 17, 18 tops! Damn I guess she was scared away by my crazy ass friend snapping away with his cam while we were in an 'intimate state'! Goddamn!
Why do I think i shouldn've made this thread? I didnt even score, but my goddamn third arm is still hard! Damn!

Yeeeeaaa.. Just be careful broham

Shit im only 20, if she was 18 that would be just fine with me :D

like B-Legit says...... Can my 9 get 8?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/27/10...2125e62c_m.jpg

Cut it off before ending in jail because of "it".:helpme

Join Date: 08-16-2003?

I didn't think that was illegal in the Netherlands? 17?

nope, from 16 its cool here, but i needed a nice ass thread title..... im interNNAAAAATIONAL!

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btw the situation was hilarious..... my friend kept snapping pics while 2 bouncers warned him not to do it... really a weird ass experience.... i was fucking around with this chick, posing behind her back to the pics while the bouncers were annoyed by the whole scene... too fucking funny hahaha!!!

And? I was making my first sales with ARS when I was 16. :1orglaugh

Sounds like you were not even close to getting any from her. I think most of this fantasy occurred in your head. "Weird ass experience" . . . . yes.

dude, she was sopping like a motherfucking sponge! But it was pretty much a cock block move by my friend but it was too damn funny. But you are still a real playa huh? :1orglaugh

18 works for anyone up to and including 150 years old

That's a plain bad taste pic, imagine if that was your kid :disgust

My kid wouldn't be dressed like that :1orglaugh

That pic in your sig. Just plain bad taste. Imagine that was your wife/GF/sister

As far as I'm aware it's "14-17" and "18 and up" in Nederland

What means 14-17?

Busted! :helpme:helpme:helpme

damn, its another one of my drunk threads... i was really fucked up yesterday

I'm sittin' in Knoxville courthouse ain't got a thing to do
I don't wanna go to the movies couldn't if I wanted to I'm on trial for lovin' you
Now this all started in a honky tonk just the other side of town
A girl come in took a stool by me ordered gin and drank it down

She lit up a cigarette and turned around
Well she said my name is Jeannie and asked me what was mine
I answered Hank and I walked to the jukebox droppin' a dime
I looked at her short dress low neck line
Well we danced for five or ten minutes and I held her close to me
Kissed her lips and squeezed her hips and judged about twenty three
Whispered in my ears I said yes siree

Now the scene is a little motel out on the state highway
And there's a room for two love is about to take place
And a state trooper breaks down the door shines a flash light in my face
I said what the hell is this and another man and woman come in
And the girl I'm with starts cryin' and screamin' and she runs over to them
Said thank God you're here he tried to hurt me mama
I said now you don't mean the cop says son the girl is seventeen

So that's why I'm in Knoxville courthouse and the judge passed sentence on me
And it's ten long years for statutory rape in the state penitentiary
Lord I can't believe this is happened to me

So when next time you give a girl the eye she gives you that certain smile
Just remember under that woman's breast may beat the heart of a child
Don't you let yourself be the one to help a mixed up kids go wild
This story happened a lot that's true
But you better hope and pray it never happens to you

- Hank 'Bocephus' Williams Jr.

16 years it is in da Nehterlands if they did not change the law when I was not looking

is that a massive chancla in the background?

The ages of consent for sexual activity vary by jurisdiction across Europe. Spain has the lowest age of consent in Europe (set at 13), the Kingdom of the Netherlands has set the age at 16.

lol.. my friend sent me the pics... almost all of em are blurry as fuck like only a real alcoholic can make them :1orglaugh