Damn, i almost had some jail bait tonight! - GoFuckYourself.com

nico-t · 04-12-2008, 09:33 PM

The smooth motherfucker was at it again tonight, playing around with this horny teen slut, fucking beautiful tits and ass, curvy as a motherfucker! Do i need to guess? Ok i think she was 17, 18 tops! Damn I guess she was scared away by my crazy ass friend snapping away with his cam while we were in an 'intimate state'! Goddamn!
Why do I think i shouldn've made this thread? I didnt even score, but my goddamn third arm is still hard! Damn!

HouseHead · 04-12-2008, 09:35 PM

Yeeeeaaa.. Just be careful broham

Shit im only 20, if she was 18 that would be just fine with me :D

nico-t · 04-12-2008, 09:38 PM

like B-Legit says...... Can my 9 get 8?

minddust · 04-12-2008, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

Why do I think i shouldn've made this thread? I didnt even score, but my goddamn third arm is still hard! Damn!

Cut it off before ending in jail because of "it".

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Originally Posted by Insane Matt

Yeeeeaaa.. Just be careful broham

Shit im only 20, if she was 18 that would be just fine with me :D

Join Date: 08-16-2003?

Sly · 04-12-2008, 09:40 PM

I didn't think that was illegal in the Netherlands? 17?

nico-t · 04-12-2008, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I didn't think that was illegal in the Netherlands? 17?

nope, from 16 its cool here, but i needed a nice ass thread title..... im interNNAAAAATIONAL!

BusterBunny · 04-12-2008, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by minddust

Join Date: 08-16-2003?

nico-t · 04-12-2008, 09:47 PM

btw the situation was hilarious..... my friend kept snapping pics while 2 bouncers warned him not to do it... really a weird ass experience.... i was fucking around with this chick, posing behind her back to the pics while the bouncers were annoyed by the whole scene... too fucking funny hahaha!!!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-12-2008, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by minddust

Cut it off before ending in jail because of "it".

Join Date: 08-16-2003?

And? I was making my first sales with ARS when I was 16.

Jake the King · 04-12-2008, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

btw the situation was hilarious..... my friend kept snapping pics while 2 bouncers warned him not to do it... really a weird ass experience.... i was fucking around with this chick, posing behind her back to the pics while the bouncers were annoyed by the whole scene... too fucking funny hahaha!!!

Sounds like you were not even close to getting any from her. I think most of this fantasy occurred in your head. "Weird ass experience" . . . . yes.

nico-t · 04-12-2008, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Jake the King

Sounds like you were not even close to getting any from her. I think most of this fantasy occurred in your head. "Weird ass experience" . . . . yes.

dude, she was sopping like a motherfucking sponge! But it was pretty much a cock block move by my friend but it was too damn funny. But you are still a real playa huh?

moeloubani · 04-13-2008, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Insane Matt

Yeeeeaaa.. Just be careful broham

Shit im only 20, if she was 18 that would be just fine with me :D

18 works for anyone up to and including 150 years old

Dvae · 04-13-2008, 03:03 AM

RayBonga · 04-13-2008, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

That's a plain bad taste pic, imagine if that was your kid

JamesK · 04-13-2008, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by RayBonga

That's a plain bad taste pic, imagine if that was your kid

My kid wouldn't be dressed like that

Dvae · 04-13-2008, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by RayBonga

That's a plain bad taste pic, imagine if that was your kid

That pic in your sig. Just plain bad taste. Imagine that was your wife/GF/sister

Enemator · 04-13-2008, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

nope, from 16 its cool here, but i needed a nice ass thread title..... im interNNAAAAATIONAL!

As far as I'm aware it's "14-17" and "18 and up" in Nederland

DirtyProfits · 04-13-2008, 07:47 AM

What means 14-17?

Iron Fist · 04-13-2008, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by minddust

Join Date: 08-16-2003?

Busted!

nico-t · 04-13-2008, 08:50 AM

damn, its another one of my drunk threads... i was really fucked up yesterday

SilentKnight · 04-13-2008, 12:30 PM

I'm sittin' in Knoxville courthouse ain't got a thing to do
I don't wanna go to the movies couldn't if I wanted to I'm on trial for lovin' you
Now this all started in a honky tonk just the other side of town
A girl come in took a stool by me ordered gin and drank it down

She lit up a cigarette and turned around
Well she said my name is Jeannie and asked me what was mine
I answered Hank and I walked to the jukebox droppin' a dime
I looked at her short dress low neck line
Well we danced for five or ten minutes and I held her close to me
Kissed her lips and squeezed her hips and judged about twenty three
Whispered in my ears I said yes siree

Now the scene is a little motel out on the state highway
And there's a room for two love is about to take place
And a state trooper breaks down the door shines a flash light in my face
I said what the hell is this and another man and woman come in
And the girl I'm with starts cryin' and screamin' and she runs over to them
Said thank God you're here he tried to hurt me mama
I said now you don't mean the cop says son the girl is seventeen

So that's why I'm in Knoxville courthouse and the judge passed sentence on me
And it's ten long years for statutory rape in the state penitentiary
Lord I can't believe this is happened to me

So when next time you give a girl the eye she gives you that certain smile
Just remember under that woman's breast may beat the heart of a child
Don't you let yourself be the one to help a mixed up kids go wild
This story happened a lot that's true
But you better hope and pray it never happens to you

- Hank 'Bocephus' Williams Jr.

04-13-2008, 02:30 PM

16 years it is in da Nehterlands if they did not change the law when I was not looking

BobG · 04-13-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

is that a massive chancla in the background?

04-13-2008, 02:35 PM

The ages of consent for sexual activity vary by jurisdiction across Europe. Spain has the lowest age of consent in Europe (set at 13), the Kingdom of the Netherlands has set the age at 16.

nico-t · 04-13-2008, 04:32 PM

lol.. my friend sent me the pics... almost all of em are blurry as fuck like only a real alcoholic can make them

04-12-2008, 09:33 PM	#1
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	Damn, i almost had some jail bait tonight! The smooth motherfucker was at it again tonight, playing around with this horny teen slut, fucking beautiful tits and ass, curvy as a motherfucker! Do i need to guess? Ok i think she was 17, 18 tops! Damn I guess she was scared away by my crazy ass friend snapping away with his cam while we were in an 'intimate state'! Goddamn! Why do I think i shouldn've made this thread? I didnt even score, but my goddamn third arm is still hard! Damn!

04-12-2008, 09:35 PM	#2
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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	like B-Legit says...... Can my 9 get 8?

04-12-2008, 09:47 PM	#8
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	btw the situation was hilarious..... my friend kept snapping pics while 2 bouncers warned him not to do it... really a weird ass experience.... i was fucking around with this chick, posing behind her back to the pics while the bouncers were annoyed by the whole scene... too fucking funny hahaha!!!

04-13-2008, 03:03 AM	#13
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04-13-2008, 07:47 AM	#18
DirtyProfits Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,885	What means 14-17?

04-13-2008, 08:50 AM	#20
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	damn, its another one of my drunk threads... i was really fucked up yesterday

04-13-2008, 12:30 PM	#21
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	I'm sittin' in Knoxville courthouse ain't got a thing to do I don't wanna go to the movies couldn't if I wanted to I'm on trial for lovin' you Now this all started in a honky tonk just the other side of town A girl come in took a stool by me ordered gin and drank it down She lit up a cigarette and turned around Well she said my name is Jeannie and asked me what was mine I answered Hank and I walked to the jukebox droppin' a dime I looked at her short dress low neck line Well we danced for five or ten minutes and I held her close to me Kissed her lips and squeezed her hips and judged about twenty three Whispered in my ears I said yes siree Now the scene is a little motel out on the state highway And there's a room for two love is about to take place And a state trooper breaks down the door shines a flash light in my face I said what the hell is this and another man and woman come in And the girl I'm with starts cryin' and screamin' and she runs over to them Said thank God you're here he tried to hurt me mama I said now you don't mean the cop says son the girl is seventeen So that's why I'm in Knoxville courthouse and the judge passed sentence on me And it's ten long years for statutory rape in the state penitentiary Lord I can't believe this is happened to me So when next time you give a girl the eye she gives you that certain smile Just remember under that woman's breast may beat the heart of a child Don't you let yourself be the one to help a mixed up kids go wild This story happened a lot that's true But you better hope and pray it never happens to you - Hank 'Bocephus' Williams Jr.

04-13-2008, 02:30 PM	#22
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	16 years it is in da Nehterlands if they did not change the law when I was not looking

04-13-2008, 02:35 PM	#24
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	The ages of consent for sexual activity vary by jurisdiction across Europe. Spain has the lowest age of consent in Europe (set at 13), the Kingdom of the Netherlands has set the age at 16.

04-13-2008, 04:32 PM	#25
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	lol.. my friend sent me the pics... almost all of em are blurry as fuck like only a real alcoholic can make them