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Pics Traffic 07-17-2008 08:12 PM
N00b webmasters!!! Lesson number ONE !!!
 
Do NOT! And I repeat DO NOT try editing any php, perl, java code while being intoxicated. It will bite you in your ass like it just did me. I was trying to edit template file and fucked it all up. Now, I have to wait till tomorrow morning to fix it up.

DBS.US 07-17-2008 08:15 PM
#2 Make back up copy's of everything

Pics Traffic 07-17-2008 08:28 PM
yes, that too

st0ned 07-17-2008 08:35 PM
So you are calling yourself a n00b after being on this board since 04? Hmm, something doesn't seem right.

broke 07-17-2008 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by st0ned (Post 14473989)
Hmm, something doesn't seem right.
I'd agree... I think it's your obtuseness.

mikeyddddd 07-17-2008 08:48 PM

Pics Traffic 07-17-2008 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by st0ned (Post 14473989)
So you are calling yourself a n00b after being on this board since 04? Hmm, something doesn't seem right.
Ah, no. I’m just telling what they shouldn’t be doing when they get old enough to drink. Are you old enough to drink, son?

Pics Traffic 07-17-2008 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by broke (Post 14474001)
I'd agree... I think it's your obtuseness.
I don’t think he knows what that means

mrkris 07-17-2008 09:07 PM
subversion and git are your friends.

GAMEFINEST 07-17-2008 09:12 PM
learned that a long time ago hommie

st0ned 07-17-2008 09:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by broke (Post 14474001)
I'd agree... I think it's your obtuseness.
This is for you: :321GFY

Quote:
Originally Posted by MOCKBA (Post 14474032)
Ah, no. I?m just telling what they shouldn?t be doing when they get old enough to drink. Are you old enough to drink, son?
I guess I shouldn't have made the assumption that a seasoned webmaster would be able to accomplish the task without complications whether under the influence or not.

Quote:
Originally Posted by MOCKBA (Post 14474040)
I don?t think he knows what that means
I would bet money that you looked up the definition yourself.

webcams_scotchie 07-17-2008 09:21 PM
Yep..I've been there man. For some reason I thought half a bottle of Jamesons would make me a far superior programmer(who can walk the line of not backing up) than I actually am. :(

Bliz 07-17-2008 09:22 PM
I used to code perl through the night while drinking and smoking on occasion. It was interesting to see what I woke up with the next day. Sometimes I would wake fresh to find some really cool features with only a couple bugs to work out. Others I would spend days figuring out what I had done, what files had been changed, and how to fix a broken down site. Destroyed quite a few databases too.

It would probably amaze to know how many webmasters work, and get real shit done while on different "intoxicants".

Socks 07-17-2008 09:26 PM
cp file file.date
vi file

mrkris 07-17-2008 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Socks (Post 14474128)
cp file file.date
vi file
You're fired. Get off my internet.

Socks 07-17-2008 09:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrkris (Post 14474144)
You're fired. Get off my internet.
How would you do it?

PS: You have 3 scrolling frames on your website, Netscape 2 is calling :winkwink:

polle54 07-17-2008 09:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrkris (Post 14474042)
subversion and git are your friends.
Yeah subversion for sure.

I use assembla.com for my middle sized projects they have Track/SVN support as well so you can have your repository there.

mrkris 07-17-2008 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Socks (Post 14474166)
How would you do it?

PS: You have 3 scrolling frames on your website, Netscape 2 is calling :winkwink:
Three scrolling frames? The only site in my sig I own is adultapi, and its a temporary page until my designer gets me what I need.

I would use subversion for tracking changes.

Code:
kris@core:/var/www/mysite$ svn diff app/models/topic.rb
Index: app/models/topic.rb
===================================================================
--- app/models/topic.rb        (revision 13)
+++ app/models/topic.rb        (working copy)
@@ -10,6 +10,6 @@
  named_scope :parents, :conditions => [ 'parent_id IS NULL' ]
 
  def self.recent(limit = 5)
-    find(:all, :limit => limit)
+    parents.find(:all, :limit => limit)
  end
-end
\ No newline at end of file
+end
kris@core:/var/www/mysite$

mrkris 07-17-2008 09:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polle54 (Post 14474190)
Yeah subversion for sure.

I use assembla.com for my middle sized projects they have Track/SVN support as well so you can have your repository there.
I just host Trac on my dev server. I don't like other places having access to my work.

Pics Traffic 07-17-2008 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by st0ned (Post 14474091)
I would bet money that you looked up the definition yourself.
you’d bet on Mike Tyson in his prime, would you?

Pics Traffic 07-17-2008 10:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Socks (Post 14474128)
cp file file.date
vi file
I use ~.bkup.date schema
Not today.. Not a big deal. Site is not live yet.

ilbb 07-18-2008 12:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 14473943)
#2 Make back up copy's of everything
#3 - try restoring from your backups

Violetta 07-18-2008 01:54 AM
intoxicated? haha :)

brandonstills 07-18-2008 03:38 AM
that's what undo is for

GrouchyAdmin 07-18-2008 02:38 PM
Fuck anybody using git and subversion.

I took the time to use CVS, I'm damn well using CVS.

..unless there's more than 5 people on the project; then it's time to go to subversion.


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