N00b webmasters!!! Lesson number ONE !!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Pics Traffic · 07-17-2008, 08:12 PM

Do NOT! And I repeat DO NOT try editing any php, perl, java code while being intoxicated. It will bite you in your ass like it just did me. I was trying to edit template file and fucked it all up. Now, I have to wait till tomorrow morning to fix it up.

DBS.US · 07-17-2008, 08:15 PM

#2 Make back up copy's of everything

Pics Traffic · 07-17-2008, 08:28 PM

yes, that too

st0ned · 07-17-2008, 08:35 PM

So you are calling yourself a n00b after being on this board since 04? Hmm, something doesn't seem right.

broke · 07-17-2008, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by st0ned

Hmm, something doesn't seem right.

I'd agree... I think it's your obtuseness.

mikeyddddd · 07-17-2008, 08:48 PM

Pics Traffic · 07-17-2008, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by st0ned

So you are calling yourself a n00b after being on this board since 04? Hmm, something doesn't seem right.

Ah, no. I’m just telling what they shouldn’t be doing when they get old enough to drink. Are you old enough to drink, son?

Pics Traffic · 07-17-2008, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by broke

I'd agree... I think it's your obtuseness.

I don’t think he knows what that means

mrkris · 07-17-2008, 09:07 PM

subversion and git are your friends.

GAMEFINEST · 07-17-2008, 09:12 PM

learned that a long time ago hommie

st0ned · 07-17-2008, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by broke

I'd agree... I think it's your obtuseness.

This is for you:

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Originally Posted by MOCKBA

Ah, no. I?m just telling what they shouldn?t be doing when they get old enough to drink. Are you old enough to drink, son?

I guess I shouldn't have made the assumption that a seasoned webmaster would be able to accomplish the task without complications whether under the influence or not.

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Originally Posted by MOCKBA

I don?t think he knows what that means

I would bet money that you looked up the definition yourself.

webcams_scotchie · 07-17-2008, 09:21 PM

Yep..I've been there man. For some reason I thought half a bottle of Jamesons would make me a far superior programmer(who can walk the line of not backing up) than I actually am.

Bliz · 07-17-2008, 09:22 PM

I used to code perl through the night while drinking and smoking on occasion. It was interesting to see what I woke up with the next day. Sometimes I would wake fresh to find some really cool features with only a couple bugs to work out. Others I would spend days figuring out what I had done, what files had been changed, and how to fix a broken down site. Destroyed quite a few databases too.

It would probably amaze to know how many webmasters work, and get real shit done while on different "intoxicants".

Socks · 07-17-2008, 09:26 PM

cp file file.date
vi file

mrkris · 07-17-2008, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

cp file file.date
vi file

You're fired. Get off my internet.

Socks · 07-17-2008, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mrkris

You're fired. Get off my internet.

How would you do it?

PS: You have 3 scrolling frames on your website, Netscape 2 is calling

polle54 · 07-17-2008, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by mrkris

subversion and git are your friends.

Yeah subversion for sure.

I use assembla.com for my middle sized projects they have Track/SVN support as well so you can have your repository there.

mrkris · 07-17-2008, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

How would you do it?

PS: You have 3 scrolling frames on your website, Netscape 2 is calling

Three scrolling frames? The only site in my sig I own is adultapi, and its a temporary page until my designer gets me what I need.

I would use subversion for tracking changes.

Code:

kris@core:/var/www/mysite$ svn diff app/models/topic.rb 
Index: app/models/topic.rb
===================================================================
--- app/models/topic.rb	(revision 13)
+++ app/models/topic.rb	(working copy)
@@ -10,6 +10,6 @@
   named_scope :parents, :conditions => [ 'parent_id IS NULL' ]
   
   def self.recent(limit = 5)
-    find(:all, :limit => limit)
+    parents.find(:all, :limit => limit)
   end
-end
\ No newline at end of file
+end
kris@core:/var/www/mysite$

mrkris · 07-17-2008, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by polle54

Yeah subversion for sure.

I use assembla.com for my middle sized projects they have Track/SVN support as well so you can have your repository there.

I just host Trac on my dev server. I don't like other places having access to my work.

Pics Traffic · 07-17-2008, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned

I would bet money that you looked up the definition yourself.

you’d bet on Mike Tyson in his prime, would you?

Pics Traffic · 07-17-2008, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

cp file file.date
vi file

I use ~.bkup.date schema
Not today.. Not a big deal. Site is not live yet.

ilbb · 07-18-2008, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

#2 Make back up copy's of everything

#3 - try restoring from your backups

Violetta · 07-18-2008, 01:54 AM

intoxicated? haha

brandonstills · 07-18-2008, 03:38 AM

that's what undo is for

GrouchyAdmin · 07-18-2008, 02:38 PM

Fuck anybody using git and subversion.

I took the time to use CVS, I'm damn well using CVS.

..unless there's more than 5 people on the project; then it's time to go to subversion.

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