I had heard that if you were to eat a lobster that old the meat wouldn't taste good.
GrouchyAdmin
07-20-2008 10:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tony404
(Post 14484061)
I had heard that if you were to eat a lobster that old the meat wouldn't taste good.
100+ years ago, you could only serve lobster to slaves; it was considered to be garbage.
So, yes, you'd be eating a grandfather-clause piece of water refuse.
GuiltyGroups
07-20-2008 10:24 PM
How'd you like to go one on one with that fucker?
XoXo Cash
07-20-2008 10:35 PM
if he made it that long without being drown in butter and eaten by men wearing retarded looking bibs, then he should get a break and just be able to enjoy being an old man in peace :)
HDV18
07-20-2008 10:39 PM
mouth watering video.
Veronica
07-21-2008 01:27 AM
Wow! I am glad he got adopted rather than eaten. He weighs more than my cat.
I had a Bengal - half Asian Leopard, half domestic. He was only 20 pounds... I had to keep him in the house - when he did escape, he put two cats in the hospital and scratched the shit out of a pit bull. A 22 pound lobster... yikes. Hope the old man lives a good life in captivity.
I can't imagine wanting to eat him. I don't view lobsters as food - they remind me of cockroaches, which I have no problem with, and even find... kinda cute. Just... not food.
VeriSexy
07-21-2008 02:17 AM
That is damn cool
Violetta
07-21-2008 02:20 AM
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FUCK!
Opera.
chemicaleyes
07-21-2008 02:55 AM
That's a big bugger right there. :glugglug
LadyMischief
07-21-2008 06:22 AM
I just read an article this morning that the guy who caught him is donating him to a marine science center to live out his days. (the lobster, that is)
Martin
07-21-2008 07:48 AM
^Yep they're going to let the old ugly creature live.
Martin
07-21-2008 07:49 AM
BTW, I said check this "guy" out. Its really a HER!
DateDoc
07-21-2008 07:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tony404
(Post 14484061)
I had heard that if you were to eat a lobster that old the meat wouldn't taste good.
correct and it would be tough
pornguy
07-21-2008 07:52 AM
He would be to tough to eat and enjoy.
Trixxxia
07-21-2008 07:59 AM
She's HUGE!!! Good thing she's gonna live :)
Martin
07-21-2008 08:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trixxxia
(Post 14485009)
She's HUGE!!! Good thing she's gonna live :)
Ok one news paper says its a she, another said its a he. Fuck it's a big ass lobster lol.
MichelleB
07-21-2008 08:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Martin
(Post 14485028)
Ok one news paper says its a she, another said its a he. Fuck it's a big ass lobster lol.
LOL Does it matter, at 100yrs old I don't think it will be reproducing.
czarina
07-21-2008 08:32 AM
old lobsters' meat is too tough. You can't cut it easily with a knife, forget about chewing it!
Vendzilla
07-21-2008 09:48 AM
HHHHMMMMMMLobster
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
07-21-2008 09:50 AM
who cares what it tastes like? i would eat him just to say i did it...
Shoehorn!
07-21-2008 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Rockatansky
(Post 14484358)
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FUCK!
Opera.
Same here. :Oh crap
Any other links to the video?
Martin
07-21-2008 09:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
(Post 14485295)
Same here. :Oh crap
Any other links to the video?
Different video.
Scott McD
07-21-2008 09:58 AM
I don't know how ANYONE can eat those things... :Oh crap:Oh crap
Vicious_B
07-21-2008 10:04 AM
I dont think he (or she) should be cooked but I cant believe someone bid $5000 on the damn thing!
tranza
07-21-2008 01:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD
(Post 14485326)
I don't know how ANYONE can eat those things... :Oh crap:Oh crap
Yeah i can't beliave!
CaveCreek_Russell
07-21-2008 01:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD
(Post 14485326)
I don't know how ANYONE can eat those things... :Oh crap:Oh crap
I love lobster tail.. making something that old into food though.. eh, let it live out what time it has left.
tony286
07-21-2008 01:11 PM
i read in one place they think lobsters can live to be 150 yrs old.
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
07-21-2008 01:18 PM
Quote:
ANNIE
Alvy, now don't panic. Please.
ALVY
Look, I told you it was a ... mistake
to ever bring a live thing in the house.
ANNIE
Stop it! Don't ... don't do that! There.
The lobsters continue to crawl on the floor. Annie, bolding out a wooden
paddle, tries to shove them onto it.
ALVY
Well, maybe we should just call the police.
Dial nine-one-one, it's the lobster squad.
ANNIE
Come on, Alvy, they're only baby ones, for
God's sake.
ALVY
If they're only babies, then you pick
'em up.
ANNIE
Oh, all right. All right! It's all
right. Here.
She drops the paddle and picks up one of the lobsters by the tail. Laughing,
she shoves it at Alvy who jerks backward, squeamishly.
ALVY
Don't give it to me. Don't!
ANNIE
(Hysterically)
Oooh! Here! Here!
ALVY
(Pointing)
Look! Look, one crawled behind the
refrigerator. It'll turn up in our bed
at night.
(They move over to the refrigerator;
Alvy moves as close to the wall as
possible as Annie, covering her mouth
and laughing hysterically, teasingly
dangles a lobster in front of him)
Will you get outta here with that thing?
Jesus!
ANNIE
(Laughing, to the lobster)
Get him!
ALVY
(Laughing)
Talk to him. You speak shellfish!
(He moves over to the stove and
takes the lid of a large steamer
filled with boiling water)
Hey, look ... put it in the pot.
ANNIE
(Laughing)
I can't! I can't put him in the pot. I
can't put a live thing in hot water.
ALVY
(Overlapping)
Gimme! Gimme! Let me do it! What-what's
he think we're gonna do, take him to the
movies?
Annie hands the lobster to Alvy as he takes it very carefully and drops it
gingerly into the pot and puts the cover back on.
ANNIE
(Overlapping Alvy and making sounds)
Oh, God! Here yuh go! Oh, good, now
he'll think-
(She screams)
Aaaah! Okay.
ALVY
(Overlapping Annie)
Okay, it's in. It's definitely in the pot!
ANNIE
All right. All right. All right.
She moves hurriedly across the kitchen and picks up another lobster. Smiling,
she places it on the counter as Alvy stands beside the refrigerator trying to
push it from the wall.
ALVY
Annie, there's a big lobster behind
the refrigerator. I can't get it out.
This thing's heavy. Maybe if I put a
little dish of butter sauce here with a
nutcracker, it will run out the other
side, you know what I mean?
ANNIE
(Overlapping)
Yeah. I'm gonna get my ... I'm gonna
get my camera.
ALVY
You know, I-I think ... if I could pry
this door off ... We shoulda gotten steaks
'cause they don't have legs. They don't
run around.
Annie rushes out of the room to get her camera as Alvy picks up the paddle.
Trying to get at the lobsters, he ends up knocking over dishes and hitting the
chandelier. Holding the paddle, he finally leans back against the sink.
Annie, standing in the doorway, starts taking pictures of him.
ANNIE
Great! Great!
(Screaming)
Goddammit!
(Screaming)
Ooooh! These are ... p-p-p-pick this
lobster up. Hold it, please!
ALVY
All right! All right! All right! All
right! Whatta yuh mean? Are yuh gonna
take pictures now?
ANNIE
It'll make great- Alvy, be- Alvy, it'll
be wonderful ... Ooooh, lovely!
ALVY
(Picking up the lobster Annie
placed on the counter earlier)
All right, here! Oh, God, it's disgusting!
Alvy drops the lobster back down on the counter, sticking out his tongue and
making a face.
ANNIE
Don't be a jerk. One more, Alvy, please,
one more picture.
(Reluctantly Alvy picks up the
lobster again as Annie takes
another picture)
Oh, oh, good, good!
ADG
Michaelious
07-21-2008 01:19 PM
cool lobster!
shekinah
07-21-2008 07:35 PM
100 years?? oh my God.. and that thing still lives?whoa!
Axzar
07-21-2008 09:43 PM
I'd hit it!
Brad Mitchell
07-21-2008 10:23 PM
Thats an amazing lobster!
Brad
RyuLion
07-21-2008 10:29 PM
Nieooocceee!
NinjaSteve
07-21-2008 10:35 PM
That's a HUUUUUUUGE bitch.
geedub
07-22-2008 08:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tony404
(Post 14484061)
I had heard that if you were to eat a lobster that old the meat wouldn't taste good.
that goes for anything.. juvi/young adult of anything tastes better fish to cows, shit probably even humans :1orglaugh
