100+ Year Old 22 Pound Lobster. - GoFuckYourself.com

Martin · 07-20-2008, 07:13 PM

Video

Check this guy out.

Spunky · 07-20-2008, 07:21 PM

Damn..that would take me a week to eat..he's huge

qxm · 07-20-2008, 07:28 PM

thats one big ass sexy lobster right thur....

ClickYou · 07-20-2008, 07:55 PM

That looks delicious.

tony286 · 07-20-2008, 10:00 PM

I had heard that if you were to eat a lobster that old the meat wouldn't taste good.

GrouchyAdmin · 07-20-2008, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

I had heard that if you were to eat a lobster that old the meat wouldn't taste good.

100+ years ago, you could only serve lobster to slaves; it was considered to be garbage.

So, yes, you'd be eating a grandfather-clause piece of water refuse.

GuiltyGroups · 07-20-2008, 10:24 PM

How'd you like to go one on one with that fucker?

XoXo Cash · 07-20-2008, 10:35 PM

if he made it that long without being drown in butter and eaten by men wearing retarded looking bibs, then he should get a break and just be able to enjoy being an old man in peace

HDV18 · 07-20-2008, 10:39 PM

mouth watering video.

Veronica · 07-21-2008, 01:27 AM

Wow! I am glad he got adopted rather than eaten. He weighs more than my cat.

I had a Bengal - half Asian Leopard, half domestic. He was only 20 pounds... I had to keep him in the house - when he did escape, he put two cats in the hospital and scratched the shit out of a pit bull. A 22 pound lobster... yikes. Hope the old man lives a good life in captivity.

I can't imagine wanting to eat him. I don't view lobsters as food - they remind me of cockroaches, which I have no problem with, and even find... kinda cute. Just... not food.

VeriSexy · 07-21-2008, 02:17 AM

That is damn cool

Violetta · 07-21-2008, 02:20 AM

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Opera.

chemicaleyes · 07-21-2008, 02:55 AM

That's a big bugger right there.

LadyMischief · 07-21-2008, 06:22 AM

I just read an article this morning that the guy who caught him is donating him to a marine science center to live out his days. (the lobster, that is)

Martin · 07-21-2008, 07:48 AM

^Yep they're going to let the old ugly creature live.

Martin · 07-21-2008, 07:49 AM

BTW, I said check this "guy" out. Its really a HER!

DateDoc · 07-21-2008, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

I had heard that if you were to eat a lobster that old the meat wouldn't taste good.

correct and it would be tough

pornguy · 07-21-2008, 07:52 AM

He would be to tough to eat and enjoy.

Trixxxia · 07-21-2008, 07:59 AM

She's HUGE!!! Good thing she's gonna live

Martin · 07-21-2008, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixxxia

She's HUGE!!! Good thing she's gonna live

Ok one news paper says its a she, another said its a he. Fuck it's a big ass lobster lol.

MichelleB · 07-21-2008, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

Ok one news paper says its a she, another said its a he. Fuck it's a big ass lobster lol.

LOL Does it matter, at 100yrs old I don't think it will be reproducing.

czarina · 07-21-2008, 08:32 AM

old lobsters' meat is too tough. You can't cut it easily with a knife, forget about chewing it!

Vendzilla · 07-21-2008, 09:48 AM

HHHHMMMMMMLobster

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 07-21-2008, 09:50 AM

who cares what it tastes like? i would eat him just to say i did it...

Shoehorn! · 07-21-2008, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

Your browser or operating system is not supported
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Opera.

Same here.

Any other links to the video?

Martin · 07-21-2008, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Same here.

Any other links to the video?

Different video.

Scott McD · 07-21-2008, 09:58 AM

I don't know how ANYONE can eat those things...

Vicious_B · 07-21-2008, 10:04 AM

I dont think he (or she) should be cooked but I cant believe someone bid $5000 on the damn thing!

tranza · 07-21-2008, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I don't know how ANYONE can eat those things...

Yeah i can't beliave!

CaveCreek_Russell · 07-21-2008, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I don't know how ANYONE can eat those things...

I love lobster tail.. making something that old into food though.. eh, let it live out what time it has left.

tony286 · 07-21-2008, 01:11 PM

i read in one place they think lobsters can live to be 150 yrs old.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-21-2008, 01:18 PM

Quote:

ANNIE
Alvy, now don't panic. Please.

ALVY
Look, I told you it was a ... mistake
to ever bring a live thing in the house.

ANNIE
Stop it! Don't ... don't do that! There.

The lobsters continue to crawl on the floor. Annie, bolding out a wooden
paddle, tries to shove them onto it.

ALVY
Well, maybe we should just call the police.
Dial nine-one-one, it's the lobster squad.

ANNIE
Come on, Alvy, they're only baby ones, for
God's sake.

ALVY
If they're only babies, then you pick
'em up.

ANNIE
Oh, all right. All right! It's all
right. Here.

She drops the paddle and picks up one of the lobsters by the tail. Laughing,
she shoves it at Alvy who jerks backward, squeamishly.

ALVY
Don't give it to me. Don't!

ANNIE
(Hysterically)
Oooh! Here! Here!

ALVY
(Pointing)
Look! Look, one crawled behind the
refrigerator. It'll turn up in our bed
at night.
(They move over to the refrigerator;
Alvy moves as close to the wall as
possible as Annie, covering her mouth
and laughing hysterically, teasingly
dangles a lobster in front of him)
Will you get outta here with that thing?
Jesus!

ANNIE
(Laughing, to the lobster)
Get him!

ALVY
(Laughing)
Talk to him. You speak shellfish!
(He moves over to the stove and
takes the lid of a large steamer
filled with boiling water)
Hey, look ... put it in the pot.

ANNIE
(Laughing)
I can't! I can't put him in the pot. I
can't put a live thing in hot water.

ALVY
(Overlapping)
Gimme! Gimme! Let me do it! What-what's
he think we're gonna do, take him to the
movies?

Annie hands the lobster to Alvy as he takes it very carefully and drops it
gingerly into the pot and puts the cover back on.

ANNIE
(Overlapping Alvy and making sounds)
Oh, God! Here yuh go! Oh, good, now
he'll think-
(She screams)
Aaaah! Okay.

ALVY
(Overlapping Annie)
Okay, it's in. It's definitely in the pot!

ANNIE
All right. All right. All right.

She moves hurriedly across the kitchen and picks up another lobster. Smiling,
she places it on the counter as Alvy stands beside the refrigerator trying to
push it from the wall.

ALVY
Annie, there's a big lobster behind
the refrigerator. I can't get it out.
This thing's heavy. Maybe if I put a
little dish of butter sauce here with a
nutcracker, it will run out the other
side, you know what I mean?

ANNIE
(Overlapping)
Yeah. I'm gonna get my ... I'm gonna
get my camera.

ALVY
You know, I-I think ... if I could pry
this door off ... We shoulda gotten steaks
'cause they don't have legs. They don't
run around.

Annie rushes out of the room to get her camera as Alvy picks up the paddle.
Trying to get at the lobsters, he ends up knocking over dishes and hitting the
chandelier. Holding the paddle, he finally leans back against the sink.
Annie, standing in the doorway, starts taking pictures of him.

ANNIE
Great! Great!
(Screaming)
Goddammit!
(Screaming)
Ooooh! These are ... p-p-p-pick this
lobster up. Hold it, please!

ALVY
All right! All right! All right! All
right! Whatta yuh mean? Are yuh gonna
take pictures now?

ANNIE
It'll make great- Alvy, be- Alvy, it'll
be wonderful ... Ooooh, lovely!

ALVY
(Picking up the lobster Annie
placed on the counter earlier)
All right, here! Oh, God, it's disgusting!

Alvy drops the lobster back down on the counter, sticking out his tongue and
making a face.

ANNIE
Don't be a jerk. One more, Alvy, please,
one more picture.
(Reluctantly Alvy picks up the
lobster again as Annie takes
another picture)
Oh, oh, good, good!

ADG

Michaelious · 07-21-2008, 01:19 PM

cool lobster!

shekinah · 07-21-2008, 07:35 PM

100 years?? oh my God.. and that thing still lives?whoa!

Axzar · 07-21-2008, 09:43 PM

I'd hit it!

Brad Mitchell · 07-21-2008, 10:23 PM

Thats an amazing lobster!

Brad

RyuLion · 07-21-2008, 10:29 PM

Nieooocceee!

NinjaSteve · 07-21-2008, 10:35 PM

That's a HUUUUUUUGE bitch.

geedub · 07-22-2008, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

I had heard that if you were to eat a lobster that old the meat wouldn't taste good.

that goes for anything.. juvi/young adult of anything tastes better fish to cows, shit probably even humans

Shoehorn! · 07-22-2008, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

Different video.

Damn, that thing was as big as those little kids.

Thanks for the video by the way.

Kudles · 07-22-2008, 06:48 PM

Good god thats big

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