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DatingGameExpert 08-06-2008 12:04 PM

BEWARE: mattsbeachhouse EVERYONE READ.
 
This guy is one of the main trolls here. He claims to be a documentary film maker looking to make a doc about our industry. He's posting questions and comments to get reactions. If he is a film maker then let's assume it gets bought (which it likely won't but still), do you really want all your business and posts, ways you make your money to be exposed to average joe mack on the street? Who will then come along and copycat you. I'm not saying that this is going to happen but unless people actually want a "journalist" on gfy prying for info then think carefully. He's already caused a stir, arguments back and forth as well as death threats. Do you really want someone who is clearly unstable to be reporting about our business on a doc so he can cash in? A self-appointed expert on the industry who will likely snap at some point after all the brick walls we throw up. I personally don't. This kind of shit is a negative against both the gfy community and our industry.

Matt I'm in no way saying you are a big deal, but people need to know about you.

See here and here for more info.

:2 cents:

bobby666 08-06-2008 12:06 PM

thanks for that infos

TheDoc 08-06-2008 12:07 PM

If he is off his rocker and knows nothing, he won't be writing anything that anyone will read.

And if some how he did bring in more Webmasters, that would be a GREAT thing. It's exactly what we need, we need 10,000's of more Webmasters doing what they once did, before they all spit, before 2257, before programs starting sharing 50% of the Webmaster base.

my 2 cents..

Fat Panda 08-06-2008 12:08 PM

10 4

8chars

clickyoucutie 08-06-2008 12:08 PM

I just thought he was someone's alter ego or something

Nikki_Licks 08-06-2008 12:35 PM

He is off to a good start :2 cents:

mattsbeachhouse 08-06-2008 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 14571911)
He is off to a good start :2 cents:

:321GFY I didnt remember calling your ass for Metamucil. Go back to the home with all the other retired bitches.

Luebbens strikes again!

Libertine 08-06-2008 12:43 PM

"EVERYONE READ"?

What the hell? That beachhouse guy is a meaningless nobody, and a complete idiot. Why the hell should we want to read about him? :error

mattsbeachhouse 08-06-2008 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 14571961)
"EVERYONE READ"?

What the hell? That beachhouse guy is a meaningless nobody, and a complete idiot. Why the hell should we want to read about him? :error

Maybe I am insider who got sick of shit working the way it is and finally got fed up and decided to expose the industry? Maybe I am on the take from Luebbens? My services go to the highest bidder.

Nikki_Licks 08-06-2008 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattsbeachhouse (Post 14571936)
:321GFY I didnt remember calling your ass for Metamucil. Go back to the home with all the other retired bitches.

Luebbens strikes again!

Now you want to lash out at me...LOL

Suck a "FAT BABY'S DICK" :321GFY:321GFY

DatingGameExpert 08-06-2008 12:49 PM

Bumping baby.

Nikki_Licks 08-06-2008 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGameExpert (Post 14572000)
Bumping baby.

Yep, looks like this one is going to stay at the top for a while, this maltbeachhouse sure has diarrhea of the mouth.

I can see this will be an entertaining afternoon....still laughing at his antics :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Socks 08-06-2008 12:53 PM

Expose the industry for what, exactly?

Deej 08-06-2008 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 14571911)
He is off to a good start :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattsbeachhouse (Post 14571936)
:321GFY I didnt remember calling your ass for Metamucil. Go back to the home with all the other retired bitches.

Luebbens strikes again!

see, now youve done just pissed me off.

dude seriously... youre all of what? 16 tops?

Its showing...

I can understand messing with the people that poke at you for being retarded, but now youre insulting people that are purely posting...

people i like... people that dont deserve this shit...


Your agenda shows through and through and so does your mentality...


please, move on...

mattsbeachhouse 08-06-2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 14572052)
Expose the industry for what, exactly?

you'll see. :pimp

Libertine 08-06-2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattsbeachhouse (Post 14571997)
Maybe I am insider who got sick of shit working the way it is and finally got fed up and decided to expose the industry? Maybe I am on the take from Luebbens? My services go to the highest bidder.

Maybe you are a pathological liar and a total nutcase.

Personally, I think my theory is rather more likely than yours.

Nikki_Licks 08-06-2008 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 14572059)
see, now youve done just pissed me off.

dude seriously... youre all of what? 16 tops?

Its showing...

I can understand messing with the people that poke at you for being retarded, but now youre insulting people that are purely posting...

people i like... people that dont deserve this shit...


Your agenda shows through and through and so does your mentality...


please, move on...

Hey Deej, this is pure entertainment. I have all my work done for today so I have plenty of time to have fun with this maltsbeachhouse, actually I am just waiting for him to implode on the board.

I am sure everyone will be standing in line at the show to discuss business with this guy. :2 cents:

Deej 08-06-2008 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 14572106)
Hey Deej, this is pure entertainment. I have all my work done for today so I have plenty of time to have fun with this maltsbeachhouse, actually I am just waiting for him to implode on the board.

I am sure everyone will be standing in line at the show to discuss business with this guy. :2 cents:

I know youre a big boy, but that shit is uncalled for, especially if he truly is trying to be real about it...

it just shows me its some punk teenager that gets kicks out of riding people like a irrational, immature teenager would.



Lets find his house on your iphone and case his place :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

candyflip 08-06-2008 01:07 PM

He reminds me of Minusonebit but a bit less hostile.

Deej 08-06-2008 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14572122)
He reminds me of Minusonebit but a bit less hostile.

great observation...

Socks 08-06-2008 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattsbeachhouse (Post 14572057)
you'll see. :pimp

Pft. Dude it's the PORN industry. When PORN people do something wrong, people say "Gee big surprise there" and laugh it off. Max Hardcore's obscenity conviction hardly made a ripple outside of Tampa and the porn industry. Ask a big porn fan even if they know Max Hardcore was convicted, 49/50 will have no clue.

You're really scaring all of us. I mean shit man, we air all our dirty laundry in public right here for everyone to see. What can you expose that we're not already blatantly exposing.

You're pointing at a prostitute saying SHE HAS SEX FOR MONEY!!!! LISTEN TO ME EVERYONE.. I HAVE PROOF.. SHE HAS SEX FOR MONEY!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :error:error

dav3 08-06-2008 01:10 PM

Allow me to interject a small portion of my 'nobody on nobody' introspect.
Quote:

Originally Posted by mattsbeachhouse (Post 14571997)
Maybe I am insider who got sick of shit working the way it is and finally got fed up and decided to expose the industry?

This is most likely not the case...
Quote:

Originally Posted by mattsbeachhouse (Post 14556550)
If anyone would care to explain just how being an affiliate works. Nothing to complex as it will confuse most viewers.

If you were an 'insider' then you wouldn't be worried about complexities for your 'viewers'. It's the writer's job to dumb down information for the target audience. But it appears as though the dumbing down starts further up your chain of 'viewers'.

amiriit?

Deej 08-06-2008 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 14572147)
Pft. Dude it's the PORN industry. When PORN people do something wrong, people say "Gee big surprise there" and laugh it off. Max Hardcore's obscenity conviction hardly made a ripple outside of Tampa and the porn industry. Ask a big porn fan even if they know Max Hardcore was convicted, 49/50 will have no clue.

You're really scaring all of us. I mean shit man, we air all our dirty laundry in public right here for everyone to see. What can you expose that we're not already blatantly exposing.

You're pointing at a prostitute saying SHE HAS SEX FOR MONEY!!!! LISTEN TO ME EVERYONE.. I HAVE PROOF.. SHE HAS SEX FOR MONEY!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :error:error

another great observation...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

klaze 08-06-2008 01:12 PM

I'm going with Platinum Bryan on this it's Donny Long

mattsbeachhouse 08-06-2008 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klaze (Post 14572158)
I'm going with Platinum Bryan on this it's Donny Long

so what if it is? What are you gonna do about. I am Long and in charge. I told you bitches you should have never given me shit over my pics and watermarks.

Deej 08-06-2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattsbeachhouse (Post 14572186)
so what if it is? What are you gonna do about. I am Long and in charge. I told you bitches you should have never given me shit over my pics and watermarks.

dont forget the fake cum...

lazycash 08-06-2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14572122)
He reminds me of Minusonebit but a bit less hostile.

Yeah, lots of similarities, especially the part about feeling like he somehow has to expose the adult industry. It appears he's busy entertaining himself, www.mattsbeachhouse.com

fris 08-06-2008 01:20 PM

im gonna post the video of him sucking cock

Nikki_Licks 08-06-2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 14572126)
I know youre a big boy, but that shit is uncalled for, especially if he truly is trying to be real about it...

it just shows me its some punk teenager that gets kicks out of riding people like a irrational, immature teenager would.



Lets find his house on your iphone and case his place :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You're right. His crap is uncalled for. I can think of a few people that remind me of this guy....Donny Long
I am just having too much fun reading his replies.

The Iphone has an eye on him :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

klaze 08-06-2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattsbeachhouse (Post 14572186)
so what if it is? What are you gonna do about. I am Long and in charge. I told you bitches you should have never given me shit over my pics and watermarks.

Hahahah... fuck that was soo funny I can't tell if it was a joke or not..

it's funny how cocky and arrogant porno guys are they are going to piss off the wrong dumb fuck and end up with their entire program on a tube..

So lets say Donny Long you are and you finally snapped after being "bullied" soo much by adult that you decided to just fuck up the whole deal for everyone..

Interesting.. Not good.. but interesting..

Socks 08-06-2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 14572207)
Yeah, lots of similarities, especially the part about feeling like he somehow has to expose the adult industry. It appears he's busy entertaining himself, www.mattsbeachhouse.com

Using advanced fake nick troll techniques I see...

http://www.larsonsworld.com/images_b...aster_yoda.jpg

mattsbeachhouse 08-06-2008 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 14572192)
dont forget the fake cum...

I never use fake cum. All of you fuckers are just mad because you cant have a crack at my midgets!

C3x is a fucking faggot and all of you companies that shoot in Brazil untested have ruined what I have built my life around.

Nikki_Licks 08-06-2008 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 14572192)
dont forget the fake cum...

and be sure to have a lamp shade on the models head....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TheDoc 08-06-2008 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 14572046)
This maltbeachhouse sure has diarrhea of the mouth.

http://www.nomansblog.com/wp-content...kaopectate.jpg

mattsbeachhouse 08-06-2008 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klaze (Post 14572218)
Hahahah... fuck that was soo funny I can't tell if it was a joke or not..

it's funny how cocky and arrogant porno guys are they are going to piss off the wrong dumb fuck and end up with their entire program on a tube..

So lets say Donny Long you are and you finally snapped after being "bullied" soo much by adult that you decided to just fuck up the whole deal for everyone..

Interesting.. Not good.. but interesting..

so stop me. None of those bitches in FL could touch me, none of you nig nogs in Cali can touch me. I am the fuckin king.

Deej 08-06-2008 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattsbeachhouse (Post 14572227)
I never use fake cum. All of you fuckers are just mad because you cant have a crack at my midgets!

C3x is a fucking faggot and all of you companies that shoot in Brazil untested have ruined what I have built my life around.

I don't even know what this means...

mattsbeachhouse 08-06-2008 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 14572248)
I don't even know what this means...

I dont even know what it means. Im Donny Long. I dont care what it means. I AM TAKING THE WHOLE INDUSTRY DOWN!!!!

Long live the midgets! Verne is the bomb diggity.

seeandsee 08-06-2008 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 14572247)

lol nice one :1orglaugh

Deej 08-06-2008 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattsbeachhouse (Post 14572256)
I dont even know what it means. Im Donny Long. I dont care what it means. I AM TAKING THE WHOLE INDUSTRY DOWN!!!!

Long live the midgets! Verne is the bomb diggity.

I'm not too sure you are...

Donny Long wasn't even proud about being Donny Long...

mattsbeachhouse 08-06-2008 01:30 PM

Niggah puhleaze.Im crunk deep in da midgets!

Fuck I am tweaking like Taylor Rain before 8am. WOOGOOOOHOHOOOO

lazycash 08-06-2008 01:33 PM

Countdown till Donny Long's new fake nick is banned.

pornguy 08-06-2008 01:33 PM

Donny or SoBe.

Deej 08-06-2008 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattsbeachhouse (Post 14572277)
Niggah puhleaze.Im crunk deep in da midgets!

Fuck I am tweaking like Taylor Rain before 8am. WOOGOOOOHOHOOOO

aspiring film maker everyone...

*que the applaud switch*

mattsbeachhouse 08-06-2008 01:36 PM

Fuck SoBe. You know Donny Long be runnin dis shit. Midget what? Midget puhlease. Dont make me go to Mean Gene Ross brutha! Ill expose you cunts for the money stealing, unethical, untalented, mother fuckers that you are.

Who wants to take on Donny Long cunts. Im tweaking a the port bruddah! How long does this shit last a crackah?

Trixxxia 08-06-2008 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14572122)
He reminds me of Minusonebit but a bit less hostile.

that was the first thing that came to mind when I read his first post, but I couldn't remember the other guy's nick

Thanks CF, you saved me some 'WTF was that guys name?'

DatingGameExpert 08-06-2008 01:49 PM

Bumping this shit.

DatingGameExpert 08-06-2008 01:53 PM

Banned...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Good call Ice!

xmas13 08-06-2008 01:54 PM

So fucking banned. I knew the guy was a fake. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...5&postcount=55

Nikki_Licks 08-06-2008 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGameExpert (Post 14572415)
Banned...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Good call Ice!

That did not take too long :1orglaugh

So much for my afternoon entertainment....

tony286 08-06-2008 04:11 PM

so was it donny long?


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