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Theo The Theologian 08-31-2008 07:44 PM

Increasing your load size?
 
I want to jizz my wife's face while she's sleeping. I'll film it and then submit the video to youtube.

Lonely immortal 08-31-2008 07:46 PM

Good for you. I hear camel poo works wonders.

Theo The Theologian 08-31-2008 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonely immortal (Post 14692057)
Good for you. I hear camel poo works wonders.

That explains the "Lonely" part but what about immortal?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-31-2008 08:18 PM

Eat healthy food... And keep your colon clean..

Spunky 08-31-2008 08:25 PM

Slap her before you cum.chicks dig it when you wake them up like that

Theo The Theologian 08-31-2008 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14692168)
Slap her before you cum.chicks dig it when you wake them up like that

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GatorB 08-31-2008 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 14692150)
And keep your colon clean..

I believe he wants more cum coming out of his penis not his asshole.

eMonk 08-31-2008 09:13 PM

http://www.semenax.com/clicks/clickt...monk&b=964&c=0 :thumbsup

munki 08-31-2008 09:18 PM

It's Pina Colada hunny I swear... My penis just started making it and I thought you'd want some...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-31-2008 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 14692175)
I believe he wants more cum coming out of his penis not his asshole.

No shit sherlock... I blow huge loads... How...? I eat right and keep my system flowing right!

Elli 08-31-2008 09:44 PM

Drink a boatload of water about an hour before sex. And by "boatload" I mean about 1.5-2ish litres.

Theo The Theologian 08-31-2008 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 14692343)
Drink a boatload of water about an hour before sex. And by "boatload" I mean about 1.5-2ish litres.

Thank for your encouragement Sister Elli but I do not wish to urinate on her.

On a side note why is Captain Crunch still sold to small children? Most everyone would agree it is painful to eat as it almost always causes minor lacerations on the roof of your mouth.

I am going to start a ban the crunch brigade. Would you join?

fatfoo 08-31-2008 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian (Post 14692051)
I want to jizz my wife's face while she's sleeping. I'll film it and then submit the video to youtube.

Hit me up when it's done

GatorB 08-31-2008 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 14692287)
No shit sherlock... I blow huge loads... How...? I eat right and keep my system flowing right!

Your colon has nothing to do with your prostate

kmanrox 08-31-2008 11:05 PM

if you run more processes your load will get huge.. install a bunch of microsoft programs

opulence 08-31-2008 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 14692287)
No shit sherlock... I blow huge loads... How...? I eat right and keep my system flowing right!

I blow huge loads too and I do not eat right nor keep my system flowing right

http://opulentmedia.com/hugeload.jpg

Can you beat that?

Some of it missed her face btw :error

klaze 08-31-2008 11:16 PM

Opulence that picture with your avatar. rofl.

and fuck i'm kinda grossed out. hahhaha.

LadyMischief 08-31-2008 11:29 PM

www.sweetsecretions.com

d-null 09-01-2008 12:06 AM

it's been said that Clomid will do that, but it is a powerful hormonal type drug so there would for sure be side effects I think:2 cents:

fire bomb 09-01-2008 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian (Post 14692374)
Thank for your encouragement Sister Elli but I do not wish to urinate on her.

On a side note why is Captain Crunch still sold to small children? Most everyone would agree it is painful to eat as it almost always causes minor lacerations on the roof of your mouth.

I am going to start a ban the crunch brigade. Would you join?


At what point might you realize that you are fucking "cold urine" lame?

When you do realize that nobody thinks you are funny, will you destroy this particular gfy account? Feel free to keep your others, but this one needs to be fucked in the ass with a giant muscular arm of a NBA player.


Just truth.


Suicide works wonders for issues like yours. GOOD LUCK!


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