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Increasing your load size?
I want to jizz my wife's face while she's sleeping. I'll film it and then submit the video to youtube.
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Good for you. I hear camel poo works wonders.
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Eat healthy food... And keep your colon clean..
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Slap her before you cum.chicks dig it when you wake them up like that
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It's Pina Colada hunny I swear... My penis just started making it and I thought you'd want some...
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Drink a boatload of water about an hour before sex. And by "boatload" I mean about 1.5-2ish litres.
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On a side note why is Captain Crunch still sold to small children? Most everyone would agree it is painful to eat as it almost always causes minor lacerations on the roof of your mouth. I am going to start a ban the crunch brigade. Would you join? |
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if you run more processes your load will get huge.. install a bunch of microsoft programs
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http://opulentmedia.com/hugeload.jpg Can you beat that? Some of it missed her face btw :error |
Opulence that picture with your avatar. rofl.
and fuck i'm kinda grossed out. hahhaha. |
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it's been said that Clomid will do that, but it is a powerful hormonal type drug so there would for sure be side effects I think:2 cents:
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At what point might you realize that you are fucking "cold urine" lame? When you do realize that nobody thinks you are funny, will you destroy this particular gfy account? Feel free to keep your others, but this one needs to be fucked in the ass with a giant muscular arm of a NBA player. Just truth. Suicide works wonders for issues like yours. GOOD LUCK! |
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