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Old 08-31-2008, 07:44 PM   #1
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Increasing your load size?

I want to jizz my wife's face while she's sleeping. I'll film it and then submit the video to youtube.
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Old 08-31-2008, 07:46 PM   #2
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Good for you. I hear camel poo works wonders.
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Old 08-31-2008, 07:54 PM   #3
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Good for you. I hear camel poo works wonders.
That explains the "Lonely" part but what about immortal?
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Old 08-31-2008, 08:18 PM   #4
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Eat healthy food... And keep your colon clean..
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Old 08-31-2008, 08:25 PM   #5
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Slap her before you cum.chicks dig it when you wake them up like that
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Old 08-31-2008, 08:26 PM   #6
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Slap her before you cum.chicks dig it when you wake them up like that
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Old 08-31-2008, 08:30 PM   #7
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And keep your colon clean..
I believe he wants more cum coming out of his penis not his asshole.
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:13 PM   #8
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:18 PM   #9
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It's Pina Colada hunny I swear... My penis just started making it and I thought you'd want some...
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:19 PM   #10
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I believe he wants more cum coming out of his penis not his asshole.
No shit sherlock... I blow huge loads... How...? I eat right and keep my system flowing right!
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:44 PM   #11
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Drink a boatload of water about an hour before sex. And by "boatload" I mean about 1.5-2ish litres.
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:59 PM   #12
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Drink a boatload of water about an hour before sex. And by "boatload" I mean about 1.5-2ish litres.
Thank for your encouragement Sister Elli but I do not wish to urinate on her.

On a side note why is Captain Crunch still sold to small children? Most everyone would agree it is painful to eat as it almost always causes minor lacerations on the roof of your mouth.

I am going to start a ban the crunch brigade. Would you join?
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Old 08-31-2008, 10:24 PM   #13
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I want to jizz my wife's face while she's sleeping. I'll film it and then submit the video to youtube.
Hit me up when it's done
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Old 08-31-2008, 10:55 PM   #14
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No shit sherlock... I blow huge loads... How...? I eat right and keep my system flowing right!
Your colon has nothing to do with your prostate
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Old 08-31-2008, 11:05 PM   #15
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if you run more processes your load will get huge.. install a bunch of microsoft programs
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Old 08-31-2008, 11:11 PM   #16
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No shit sherlock... I blow huge loads... How...? I eat right and keep my system flowing right!
I blow huge loads too and I do not eat right nor keep my system flowing right



Can you beat that?

Some of it missed her face btw
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Old 08-31-2008, 11:16 PM   #17
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Opulence that picture with your avatar. rofl.

and fuck i'm kinda grossed out. hahhaha.
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Old 08-31-2008, 11:29 PM   #18
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Old 09-01-2008, 12:06 AM   #19
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it's been said that Clomid will do that, but it is a powerful hormonal type drug so there would for sure be side effects I think
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Old 09-01-2008, 01:15 AM   #20
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Thank for your encouragement Sister Elli but I do not wish to urinate on her.

On a side note why is Captain Crunch still sold to small children? Most everyone would agree it is painful to eat as it almost always causes minor lacerations on the roof of your mouth.

I am going to start a ban the crunch brigade. Would you join?

At what point might you realize that you are fucking "cold urine" lame?

When you do realize that nobody thinks you are funny, will you destroy this particular gfy account? Feel free to keep your others, but this one needs to be fucked in the ass with a giant muscular arm of a NBA player.


Just truth.


Suicide works wonders for issues like yours. GOOD LUCK!
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