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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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Increasing your load size?
I want to jizz my wife's face while she's sleeping. I'll film it and then submit the video to youtube.
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Good for you. I hear camel poo works wonders.
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That explains the "Lonely" part but what about immortal?
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Eat healthy food... And keep your colon clean..
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I need a beer
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Slap her before you cum.chicks dig it when you wake them up like that
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The Demon & 12clicks
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Do Fun Shit.
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It's Pina Colada hunny I swear... My penis just started making it and I thought you'd want some...
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Reach for those stars!
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Drink a boatload of water about an hour before sex. And by "boatload" I mean about 1.5-2ish litres.
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On a side note why is Captain Crunch still sold to small children? Most everyone would agree it is painful to eat as it almost always causes minor lacerations on the roof of your mouth. I am going to start a ban the crunch brigade. Would you join? |
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ICQ:649699063
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Hit me up when it's done
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The Demon & 12clicks
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aka K-Man
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if you run more processes your load will get huge.. install a bunch of microsoft programs
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: May 2008
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Opulence that picture with your avatar. rofl.
and fuck i'm kinda grossed out. hahhaha. |
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Orgasms N Such!
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it's been said that Clomid will do that, but it is a powerful hormonal type drug so there would for sure be side effects I think
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So Fucking Banned
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At what point might you realize that you are fucking "cold urine" lame? When you do realize that nobody thinks you are funny, will you destroy this particular gfy account? Feel free to keep your others, but this one needs to be fucked in the ass with a giant muscular arm of a NBA player. Just truth. Suicide works wonders for issues like yours. GOOD LUCK! |
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