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NoWhErE 09-03-2008 05:31 PM

Generating Cash at Night ::::: NEED ADVICE
 
I have a buddy of mine who is working nights as a security guard.

All he does from midnight to noon is stare at a bunch of screens. Actually, he doesnt even need to look at them, the motion sensors will pickup anything that moves and warn him.

So basically he has ALOT of free time to kill. Unfortunately, they don't give him internet access, he could probably get it if he had a really really good reason, but for the sake of this thread, lets assume he won't.

Now, what is trying to figure out is a way to monetize all of his free time. He has access to a computer (no net) and nothing to do.



What do you guys suggest he could do to make some extra money? He doesn't know much about making websites, but he's a fast learner.



And if any of you have some grunt work to be done that doesn't need immediate internet access, my guy could probably do it.


Let's hear it.

MaDalton 09-03-2008 05:32 PM

phone sex?

GigoloShawn 09-03-2008 05:35 PM

Road head.

Manowar 09-03-2008 05:36 PM

Build freesites/write content?

WiredGuy 09-03-2008 05:37 PM

Get a wireless sprint internet connection?
WG

Elli 09-03-2008 05:51 PM

If he's good at typing, usually there are college students who pay to have their essays typed out nicely. Check the local campus postings.

GrouchyAdmin 09-03-2008 05:54 PM

I'll offer $8/hr if he's willing to smash Jon Clark's hands with a roofer's hammer.

3 hour minimum guaranteed.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-03-2008 05:55 PM

Write a book about life as a security guard...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-03-2008 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 14705114)
I'll offer $8/hr if he's willing to smash Jon Clark's hands with a roofer's hammer.

3 hour minimum guaranteed.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Now pay up... http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/852527-am-start-charging-guys-name-post14704998.html

GrouchyAdmin 09-03-2008 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 14705117)

$0.10? I'll pay you a whole dollar to go away - or, hell, $6.70, it's what I've got sitting in ePass before the transfer fee. Think about it!

GetSCORECash 09-03-2008 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14705064)
Get a wireless sprint internet connection?
WG

Or an AT&T wireless internet connection!

truthless 09-03-2008 06:02 PM

You could set him up a blog or two or have him learn how to do it. Then he can write posts using any normal text editor and upload them when he gets home. Just have him download a bunch of FHG urls and thumbs to choose from and then write away. There is a program I have used before called Zoundry raven that he could use to automatically upload the posts when he connects to the internet.

rowan 09-03-2008 06:03 PM

Is the internet thing a technical or administrative limitation? If it's the former, have you considered a wireless modem?

IllTestYourGirls 09-03-2008 06:07 PM

download a lot of pictures crop them at work. right up a lot of blog posts at work. take an hour to post them when he gets home. Have him sign up to dating gold using my sig for the idea

Kimo 09-03-2008 06:10 PM

not to be a dick but this thread is stupid

the answer is obvious

NoWhErE 09-03-2008 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo (Post 14705173)
not to be a dick but this thread is stupid

the answer is obvious

enlighten us o' wise one

NoWhErE 09-03-2008 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14705064)
Get a wireless sprint internet connection?
WG

good idea, but I dont think they cover were we live :(

bloggingseo 09-03-2008 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash (Post 14705141)
Or an AT&T wireless internet connection!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

klaze 09-03-2008 08:12 PM

He needs internet.

How does he feel about flirting with desperate dudes trying to get them to sign up to dating/cam sites?

Jayvis 09-03-2008 08:43 PM

I have a friend in the same exact position. 3rd shift security guard really doesn't do anything... except my friend HAS internet access and does all of his php work etc... he makes good money. Basically get him verizon wireless access and let his do his thing online.

Iron Fist 09-03-2008 11:38 PM

He can make websites and crop images and stuff while hes offline... you don't need to be online to do that... when he gets home, he can backup the old files and upload the new... rinse... repeat.

Wish I could do this while at work - that would be a hoot!

cgu 09-04-2008 12:57 AM

he can pretend to be a webcam girl in chat rooms and get guys to sign up for cams :) totally gay, but hell its $

RedShoe 09-04-2008 01:14 AM

He can edit porn. Anyone can do that.

NoWhErE 09-04-2008 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 14706509)
He can edit porn. Anyone can do that.

rofl, ya but he's no monkey. Only monkeys can edit porn.


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