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NoWhErE · 09-03-2008, 05:31 PM

I have a buddy of mine who is working nights as a security guard.

All he does from midnight to noon is stare at a bunch of screens. Actually, he doesnt even need to look at them, the motion sensors will pickup anything that moves and warn him.

So basically he has ALOT of free time to kill. Unfortunately, they don't give him internet access, he could probably get it if he had a really really good reason, but for the sake of this thread, lets assume he won't.

Now, what is trying to figure out is a way to monetize all of his free time. He has access to a computer (no net) and nothing to do.

What do you guys suggest he could do to make some extra money? He doesn't know much about making websites, but he's a fast learner.

And if any of you have some grunt work to be done that doesn't need immediate internet access, my guy could probably do it.

Let's hear it.

MaDalton · 09-03-2008, 05:32 PM

phone sex?

GigoloShawn · 09-03-2008, 05:35 PM

Road head.

Manowar · 09-03-2008, 05:36 PM

Build freesites/write content?

WiredGuy · 09-03-2008, 05:37 PM

Get a wireless sprint internet connection?
WG

Elli · 09-03-2008, 05:51 PM

If he's good at typing, usually there are college students who pay to have their essays typed out nicely. Check the local campus postings.

GrouchyAdmin · 09-03-2008, 05:54 PM

I'll offer $8/hr if he's willing to smash Jon Clark's hands with a roofer's hammer.

3 hour minimum guaranteed.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-03-2008, 05:55 PM

Write a book about life as a security guard...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-03-2008, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

I'll offer $8/hr if he's willing to smash Jon Clark's hands with a roofer's hammer.

3 hour minimum guaranteed.

Now pay up... http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/852527-am-start-charging-guys-name-post14704998.html

GrouchyAdmin · 09-03-2008, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Now pay up... http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/852527-am-start-charging-guys-name-post14704998.html

$0.10? I'll pay you a whole dollar to go away - or, hell, $6.70, it's what I've got sitting in ePass before the transfer fee. Think about it!

GetSCORECash · 09-03-2008, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Get a wireless sprint internet connection?
WG

Or an AT&T wireless internet connection!

truthless · 09-03-2008, 06:02 PM

You could set him up a blog or two or have him learn how to do it. Then he can write posts using any normal text editor and upload them when he gets home. Just have him download a bunch of FHG urls and thumbs to choose from and then write away. There is a program I have used before called Zoundry raven that he could use to automatically upload the posts when he connects to the internet.

rowan · 09-03-2008, 06:03 PM

Is the internet thing a technical or administrative limitation? If it's the former, have you considered a wireless modem?

IllTestYourGirls · 09-03-2008, 06:07 PM

download a lot of pictures crop them at work. right up a lot of blog posts at work. take an hour to post them when he gets home. Have him sign up to dating gold using my sig for the idea

Kimo · 09-03-2008, 06:10 PM

not to be a dick but this thread is stupid

the answer is obvious

NoWhErE · 09-03-2008, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo

not to be a dick but this thread is stupid

the answer is obvious

enlighten us o' wise one

NoWhErE · 09-03-2008, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Get a wireless sprint internet connection?
WG

good idea, but I dont think they cover were we live

bloggingseo · 09-03-2008, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash

Or an AT&T wireless internet connection!

klaze · 09-03-2008, 08:12 PM

He needs internet.

How does he feel about flirting with desperate dudes trying to get them to sign up to dating/cam sites?

Jayvis · 09-03-2008, 08:43 PM

I have a friend in the same exact position. 3rd shift security guard really doesn't do anything... except my friend HAS internet access and does all of his php work etc... he makes good money. Basically get him verizon wireless access and let his do his thing online.

Iron Fist · 09-03-2008, 11:38 PM

He can make websites and crop images and stuff while hes offline... you don't need to be online to do that... when he gets home, he can backup the old files and upload the new... rinse... repeat.

Wish I could do this while at work - that would be a hoot!

cgu · 09-04-2008, 12:57 AM

he can pretend to be a webcam girl in chat rooms and get guys to sign up for cams

totally gay, but hell its $

RedShoe · 09-04-2008, 01:14 AM

He can edit porn. Anyone can do that.

NoWhErE · 09-04-2008, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

He can edit porn. Anyone can do that.

rofl, ya but he's no monkey. Only monkeys can edit porn.

09-03-2008, 05:31 PM	#1
NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,377	Generating Cash at Night ::::: NEED ADVICE I have a buddy of mine who is working nights as a security guard. All he does from midnight to noon is stare at a bunch of screens. Actually, he doesnt even need to look at them, the motion sensors will pickup anything that moves and warn him. So basically he has ALOT of free time to kill. Unfortunately, they don't give him internet access, he could probably get it if he had a really really good reason, but for the sake of this thread, lets assume he won't. Now, what is trying to figure out is a way to monetize all of his free time. He has access to a computer (no net) and nothing to do. What do you guys suggest he could do to make some extra money? He doesn't know much about making websites, but he's a fast learner. And if any of you have some grunt work to be done that doesn't need immediate internet access, my guy could probably do it. Let's hear it. __________________ skype: lordofthecameltoe

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truthless Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Athens, GA Posts: 135	You could set him up a blog or two or have him learn how to do it. Then he can write posts using any normal text editor and upload them when he gets home. Just have him download a bunch of FHG urls and thumbs to choose from and then write away. There is a program I have used before called Zoundry raven that he could use to automatically upload the posts when he connects to the internet.

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09-03-2008, 08:12 PM	#19
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09-03-2008, 08:43 PM	#20
Jayvis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 5,427	I have a friend in the same exact position. 3rd shift security guard really doesn't do anything... except my friend HAS internet access and does all of his php work etc... he makes good money. Basically get him verizon wireless access and let his do his thing online.

09-03-2008, 11:38 PM	#21
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	He can make websites and crop images and stuff while hes offline... you don't need to be online to do that... when he gets home, he can backup the old files and upload the new... rinse... repeat. Wish I could do this while at work - that would be a hoot! __________________ i like waffles

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