My day started with a notice from the IRS... god damn audit.
 

This is going to be very interesting to sit down with them and explain why I'm writing off enemas and HIV testing in Thailand.

I'm going to print up a handful of photos for them and take a few of my hardest Tranny DVDs, DP tranny ass creampies perhaps, just in case they want some hard proof of what I may need an enema for.

Gonna get some Asian Gay twink gang bang content ready for them too.

It may be worth getting my tiny pen hole hidden cam out so I can show his face to you when I present him with what it is I do exactly. :1orglaugh

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IRS Agent: Mr DWB, why did you bring a barf bag to our meeting today?

DWB: Well sir, I do believe this is the audit you will wish you never had to do. Before we start, let me show you what it is I do as it will better explain to you what it is I do and why I write off the things I do. Here, take a look at this...

IRS Agent: Oh my God... what is.... how the.... Jesus... I don't get paid enough for this... I'm gonna be sick...

DWB: Would you like to see what they do with that enema before they made the photos I just showed you? How about the paint supplies? You ever see a transsexual shoot paint out of her ass and make art with it? Take a look at this...

IRS Agent: Oh Christ... Yak.... yak.... noooo... yak... barf.... dear God...

DWB: Sir, you're puking all over my content and the documents you requested I bring for you. I brought the barf bag for you sir, would you like it now?

IRS Agent: Hey, that last shot was kind of hot. Big fat cock on that one. You got his... I mean her number? Though the double anal gay creampie with the enema ass painting ending was too much for me, I need to suck a tranny cock so bad right now I can't stand it.

annnnd that about sums it up...

Lie to the IRS and you will go to prison...........

Do you have an accountant to handle this for you?

Why would you lie to them?

I'm not worried, it's just the hassle. I can show proof of every single thing I do.

i recommend videos as a last resort!

i know guys writing off lamborghinis and million dollar homes by using them in shoots so i'm sure a $3 enema kit from walgreens won't be an issue to the irs.

hehehe I'd love to see that....heheeh

I need to find some legit tax shelters other than retirement accounts. Any LEGIT suggestions?

would like to see that video

hahaahahhahahahahahahha stop it

You mean I can write off my lambo if I say I used it in a shoot. :winkwink:

i'm not certain of how to do it, but i know it's done.

Which IRS?Usa or Thailand?

I got audited last year, because of a loss i reported of 3500 in checks stolen from my mailbox. I didn't send enough proof detailing the loss I guess.

It wasn't pleasent, but it wasn't terrible.

Do your self a favor. 4 days before the audit. reset the appointment for a Doctars visit. ( GO TO THE DOCTOR.

the next appointment, reset for something else.. PROVE YOU HAD SOMETHING ELSE...


Then again. Usually on the third time, they will send you a new letter with an amount to pay and thats it.

You can write off any donation to my epass account btw ...

I almost didn't comment on this one.

There is only 1.

I'm trying to get them to do it at the US Embassy in Bangkok, which I think they can. Unless they want to buy a round trip first class ticket to go back to the USA. I have a doctors letter that states any flight over 6 hours I am unable to sit in economy chairs due to my bad back. I must lay down totally flat for any flight over 6 hours. :upsidedow

Well i know IRS is name for USA tax department but people use it as synoym for non usa tax department as well.

awww, sucktastic! i was audited earlier this year for 05. it was fucking grueling. first visit they had me there 4 straight hours, no break for potty, food or water and i hadnt eaten breakfast yet. they asked me so many fucked up questions, they were wearing me down. i had 2 more visits and got off scott free. what are the major items in question if you dont mind my asking? if you satisfy the first 2 fully on your first visit, they will stop and let you off. they go to the next items if you dont give them all they need on the first two. my first 2 were my write-offs for marketing and vehicle. they nailed me on the vehicle mileage and maintenence and moved onto the communications (phones, internet) and office equipt. good luck :thumbsup

Ahhh.

There is another department here in Thailand for that, and since I don't actually earn money here, I do not pay tax to them. If I had a business where I was earning money IN Thailand, they would tax me for sure. But they have a tax treaty with the USA so I would be able to write that off on my US taxes.

Guilty until proven innocent. :Oh crap

Sounds like a police interrogation.

You can, and should, get a tax attorney and request a correspondence audit :)

it felt like one seriously. umm....... not that i would know what that is like :winkwink:

Set up a foundation to help the pornless!!

I just got off the horn with my attorney and that is exactly what he said to do (correspondence audit).

Solid advice Kimmy. :thumbsup