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BFT3K 12-18-2008 06:28 PM

Make Your Predictions for 2009
 
Any topic - Anything goes.

Here are loose examples of how to phrase your prediction(s)......



I predict monkeys will develop into flying machines sometime in 2009.

By the end of 2009 humans will no longer require food, etc.



These are ridiculous of course, but you get the idea....

halfpint 12-18-2008 06:43 PM

Here in the UK

Over 75,000 people will lose their homes and the unenployment rate will top 2 million in 2009

I predict that we are fucked over here in the UK

Yngwie 12-18-2008 06:50 PM

I predict in March, 2009 there will be a huge war that will make all others seem like play time at a daycare. (I'm just making shit up here)

CaptainHowdy 12-18-2008 06:52 PM

Lots of people will die... of death.

Ethersync 12-18-2008 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 15215459)
I predict that we are fucked over here in the UK

Yeah, I predict you're right...

tony286 12-18-2008 07:08 PM

50 percent will be out of our industry.

Big Joe 12-18-2008 08:21 PM

i will make a shit load of sales!

spacedog 12-18-2008 08:29 PM

I predict Israel will attack Iran before inaugaration day.

iMind 12-18-2008 08:37 PM

I predict that Obama will be inaugerated and the world will suddenly become a better place, there will be no more starvation or wars, and the economy will grow immediately.

the big 3 will be bailed out and turn record profits over the first 6 months and create millions of jobs.

The US and Iran will become best friends after iran hands us over it's nukes and korea might just do the same :)

The Federal reserve will hand back the money to the people, because they finally understand lending each dollar out at interest, well, just isn't fair.

There will be no racism now that the president is black.
The cure for cancer will be found, and they'll stop putting poisons in the water and food we consume.

The US will pay it's $10,660,106,727,644.50 in debt off finally, and will return to being the worlds one and only super power.

The Duck 12-18-2008 08:39 PM

1. There will be a massive economic meltdown.
2. The north american union will be announced in the wake of the economic meltdown
3. Invasion by the US and allies of Iran and or Pakistan
4. On the last day of 2009, codex alimentarius will be implented which will lead to the death of millions, possibly billions in 2010.

From there on WE ARE FUCKED!

Honestly, who knows what will happen..

iMind 12-18-2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah (Post 15215755)
1. There will be a massive economic meltdown.
2. The north american union will be announced in the wake of the economic meltdown
3. Invasion by the US and allies of Iran and or Pakistan
4. On the last day of 2009, codex alimentarius will be implented which will lead to the death of millions, possibly billions in 2010.

From there on WE ARE FUCKED!

Honestly, who knows what will happen..

Man, enough with the doom and gloom,

for fuck sakes.. Don't you think CNN and Fox would be telling us if this stuff was going on?
:1orglaugh Tin Foil ranger.

spacedog 12-18-2008 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMind (Post 15215749)
I predict that Obama will be inaugerated and the world will suddenly become a better place, there will be no more starvation or wars, and the economy will grow immediately.

the big 3 will be bailed out and turn record profits over the first 6 months and create millions of jobs.

The US and Iran will become best friends after iran hands us over it's nukes and korea might just do the same :)

The Federal reserve will hand back the money to the people, because they finally understand lending each dollar out at interest, well, just isn't fair.

There will be no racism now that the president is black.
The cure for cancer will be found, and they'll stop putting poisons in the water and food we consume.

The US will pay it's $10,660,106,727,644.50 in debt off finally, and will return to being the worlds one and only super power.

He ain't the messiah you think he is :2 cents:

iMind 12-18-2008 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 15215811)
He ain't the messiah you think he is :2 cents:

I'm just a sexy girl.

Re read my post spacedog :1orglaugh

and read it again, and again, till you get it :1orglaugh

BFT3K 12-18-2008 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 15215480)
Lots of people will die... of death.

Oh no, death!

Spunky 12-18-2008 10:57 PM

Eventually pull out of this shit

mynameisjim 12-18-2008 11:12 PM

The Chicago Cubs will win the World Series.

Redrob 12-18-2008 11:17 PM

The bailout (ie. federal money grab) will continue as all the corporate welfare types continue to line up for a piece of the pot. House prices will rise in the Hamptons and Cape Cod.

The rest of us are fucked.

Calico Jack 12-18-2008 11:27 PM

I predict I shall get my cock sucked!

spacedog 12-18-2008 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMind (Post 15215817)
I'm just a sexy girl.

Re read my post spacedog :1orglaugh

and read it again, and again, till you get it :1orglaugh

Does that make your weenie feel like a real mans dick?

Don't you know sarcasm?

iMind 12-19-2008 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 15216320)
Does that make your weenie feel like a real mans dick?

Don't you know sarcasm?

If you were being sarcastic in reply to my post .. I apologize, it certainly didn't seem that way.
I think judging by your 1st reply you missed the sarcasm in my predictions. :2 cents:

woj 12-19-2008 12:05 AM

Number of threads on gfy related to tubes will increase by 47% in 2009....

EXPORT 12-19-2008 12:06 AM

for 2009 i predict:

at least 1 or 2 shady program owners(or those used as scapegoats by them) to go to jail

gfy to be populated by even more clowns

visa stopping all things adult

myself to find God and laugh at all of you

Raym 12-19-2008 12:13 AM

I predict that I will go cross-eyed from staring at woj's avatar.
http://www.gfy.com/image.php?u=12451...ine=1205886859

qxm 12-19-2008 12:18 AM

I will make more monies :)

96ukssob 12-19-2008 12:37 AM

economy will get worse and more people will rely on cheating to get sales. more people will make threads about cross sales and tube sites are taking down the business and complain how its not fair, but refuse to evolve and resort to trying mainstream sites.

some of the smaller sponsors will start to lower their prices in hopes that they will get more sales, and affiliates will stop pushing them because the commissions are higher on other sites, so these sponsors offer BJ's to top producing affiliates and its all the rage on GFY

dating sites will start to get pushed harder and harder until they convert at 1/4 of what they are now because of being over saturated in the market. they will also be included in cross sales of some programs around early summer time.

more sponsors will start to come out with free tube site scripts loaded with their content and less and less people are creating TGP/MPGs. at the same time, a number of sponsors realize that giving away hosted videos is just causing them bandwidth bills, so they cut back and make affiliates host the videos. many cant afford the bw bill and leave hosting companies stranded with their bill.

thehun launches a tube site. this kills their text link site and they change the home page to a tube site but also keep text links. pornhub and redtube get pissed and now have 2 popup ads on the video pages

finally... someone decides that tube sites are a just like first generation TGPs and they create a CMS that allows webmasters to upload their own FLV or video files with their link codes and these sites charge through the nose for partner accounts. 1000000 of these pop up over night and aid in over saturating dating and cam sites. these tube sites 2.0 save on BW bills and make 1/2 their revenue on webmaster memberships to submit video galleries.

thats it for now, i just dropped my crystal ball and have to glue it back together :winkwink:

Iron Fist 12-19-2008 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15216182)
Eventually pull out of this shit

I predict you will surpass 100,000 posts and Juicy will be jealous. :2 cents:

hankphone 12-19-2008 01:32 AM

I predict that people will still be making stupid fucking predictions in this thread in 2009

V_RocKs 12-19-2008 02:33 AM

I predict that George Bush will be so revered by his country that the 2 term limit will be lifted so he can right this country in 2012.

CurrentlySober 12-19-2008 03:04 AM

I predict that 2009 will start on January the 1st...

notime 12-19-2008 03:30 AM

I predict that 2009 will be full of surprises and challenges

Bama 12-19-2008 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMind (Post 15215749)
I predict that Obama will be inaugerated and the world will suddenly become a better place, there will be no more starvation or wars, and the economy will grow immediately.

the big 3 will be bailed out and turn record profits over the first 6 months and create millions of jobs.

The US and Iran will become best friends after iran hands us over it's nukes and korea might just do the same :)

The Federal reserve will hand back the money to the people, because they finally understand lending each dollar out at interest, well, just isn't fair.

There will be no racism now that the president is black.

The cure for cancer will be found, and they'll stop putting poisons in the water and food we consume.

The US will pay it's $10,660,106,727,644.50 in debt off finally, and will return to being the worlds one and only super power.

I predict that you'll go 0 for 7 in your predictions

Antonio 12-19-2008 04:43 AM

1. I will meet and hook up with a very hot 22 yo old girl with nice big breasts, she'll have her toenails painted birght red color too.
2. The summer will be great - the best one in 10 years!
3. I will make more money than in 2008 (not from adult though).
4. I will visit London (since I purchased the tickets already that's almost ni the bag).
5. Towards the end of the year I'll go to Egypt.
6. The prie of the petrol will go up (not too much though).

Antonio 12-19-2008 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama (Post 15216799)
I predict that you'll go 0 for 7 in your predictions


O, Bama, how could you say that, get it O, Bama/Obama, ok nevermind

robfantasy 12-19-2008 04:46 AM

i will make a few million

ExLust 12-19-2008 05:00 AM

Offshore business will be increasing.

jollyperv 12-19-2008 05:19 AM

Tube owners turning up mysteriously dead

buyandsell 12-19-2008 06:43 AM

The way its going its back to the wildwildweb days like 1999 again, No copyrights people just steal everyone elses content and make sites!

I can see a few shady programs associated with tube sites failing or just not paying people.

oh yea and the UK is badly fucked

CaptainHowdy 12-19-2008 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv (Post 15216952)
Tube owners turning up mysteriously dead

Ruh roh ...

HorseShit 12-19-2008 06:53 AM

I predict kandah will still be selling shitty content.

Malicious Biz 12-19-2008 06:55 AM

a small group of truthers will die in a hilariously misguided stand off with the ATF.

Malicious Biz 12-19-2008 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 15216903)
O, Bama, how could you say that, get it O, Bama/Obama, ok nevermind

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l3...-did-there.jpg

BFT3K 12-19-2008 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv (Post 15216952)
Tube owners turning up mysteriously dead

Nice one!

DutchTeenCash 12-19-2008 08:58 AM

I predict that all processors will ban user generated content without proper docs


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