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Make Your Predictions for 2009
Any topic - Anything goes.
Here are loose examples of how to phrase your prediction(s)...... I predict monkeys will develop into flying machines sometime in 2009. By the end of 2009 humans will no longer require food, etc. These are ridiculous of course, but you get the idea.... |
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Here in the UK
Over 75,000 people will lose their homes and the unenployment rate will top 2 million in 2009 I predict that we are fucked over here in the UK |
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I predict in March, 2009 there will be a huge war that will make all others seem like play time at a daycare. (I'm just making shit up here)
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Lots of people will die... of death.
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50 percent will be out of our industry.
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i will make a shit load of sales!
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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I predict Israel will attack Iran before inaugaration day.
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I predict that Obama will be inaugerated and the world will suddenly become a better place, there will be no more starvation or wars, and the economy will grow immediately.
the big 3 will be bailed out and turn record profits over the first 6 months and create millions of jobs. The US and Iran will become best friends after iran hands us over it's nukes and korea might just do the same ![]() The Federal reserve will hand back the money to the people, because they finally understand lending each dollar out at interest, well, just isn't fair. There will be no racism now that the president is black. The cure for cancer will be found, and they'll stop putting poisons in the water and food we consume. The US will pay it's $10,660,106,727,644.50 in debt off finally, and will return to being the worlds one and only super power. |
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1. There will be a massive economic meltdown.
2. The north american union will be announced in the wake of the economic meltdown 3. Invasion by the US and allies of Iran and or Pakistan 4. On the last day of 2009, codex alimentarius will be implented which will lead to the death of millions, possibly billions in 2010. From there on WE ARE FUCKED! Honestly, who knows what will happen.. |
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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Eventually pull out of this shit
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The Chicago Cubs will win the World Series.
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The bailout (ie. federal money grab) will continue as all the corporate welfare types continue to line up for a piece of the pot. House prices will rise in the Hamptons and Cape Cod.
The rest of us are fucked. |
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I predict I shall get my cock sucked!
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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Number of threads on gfy related to tubes will increase by 47% in 2009....
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for 2009 i predict:
at least 1 or 2 shady program owners(or those used as scapegoats by them) to go to jail gfy to be populated by even more clowns visa stopping all things adult myself to find God and laugh at all of you |
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I predict that I will go cross-eyed from staring at woj's avatar.
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I will make more monies
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economy will get worse and more people will rely on cheating to get sales. more people will make threads about cross sales and tube sites are taking down the business and complain how its not fair, but refuse to evolve and resort to trying mainstream sites.
some of the smaller sponsors will start to lower their prices in hopes that they will get more sales, and affiliates will stop pushing them because the commissions are higher on other sites, so these sponsors offer BJ's to top producing affiliates and its all the rage on GFY dating sites will start to get pushed harder and harder until they convert at 1/4 of what they are now because of being over saturated in the market. they will also be included in cross sales of some programs around early summer time. more sponsors will start to come out with free tube site scripts loaded with their content and less and less people are creating TGP/MPGs. at the same time, a number of sponsors realize that giving away hosted videos is just causing them bandwidth bills, so they cut back and make affiliates host the videos. many cant afford the bw bill and leave hosting companies stranded with their bill. thehun launches a tube site. this kills their text link site and they change the home page to a tube site but also keep text links. pornhub and redtube get pissed and now have 2 popup ads on the video pages finally... someone decides that tube sites are a just like first generation TGPs and they create a CMS that allows webmasters to upload their own FLV or video files with their link codes and these sites charge through the nose for partner accounts. 1000000 of these pop up over night and aid in over saturating dating and cam sites. these tube sites 2.0 save on BW bills and make 1/2 their revenue on webmaster memberships to submit video galleries. thats it for now, i just dropped my crystal ball and have to glue it back together ![]()
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I predict you will surpass 100,000 posts and Juicy will be jealous.
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I predict that people will still be making stupid fucking predictions in this thread in 2009
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I predict that George Bush will be so revered by his country that the 2 term limit will be lifted so he can right this country in 2012.
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I predict that 2009 will start on January the 1st...
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I predict that 2009 will be full of surprises and challenges
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1. I will meet and hook up with a very hot 22 yo old girl with nice big breasts, she'll have her toenails painted birght red color too.
2. The summer will be great - the best one in 10 years! 3. I will make more money than in 2008 (not from adult though). 4. I will visit London (since I purchased the tickets already that's almost ni the bag). 5. Towards the end of the year I'll go to Egypt. 6. The prie of the petrol will go up (not too much though). |
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i will make a few million
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Offshore business will be increasing.
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Tube owners turning up mysteriously dead
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The way its going its back to the wildwildweb days like 1999 again, No copyrights people just steal everyone elses content and make sites!
I can see a few shady programs associated with tube sites failing or just not paying people. oh yea and the UK is badly fucked |
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I predict kandah will still be selling shitty content.
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a small group of truthers will die in a hilariously misguided stand off with the ATF.
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I predict that all processors will ban user generated content without proper docs
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