Job Opening at Torbe Cash - Photo Editor Needed ASAP. We have an image virus!!
 

Hi, there is currently an opening for a photo editor position with Torbe Cash. Unfortunately we have been attacked by the Trojan.Generic.Rotate.On.This virus which has left us with a headache among other things.

Successful applicant must be able to rotate pictures clockwise and counter-clockwise.

Experience with counter-clockwise rotation a plus.

We operate on a strict wont ask don't tell policy, your trade secrets will be safe with us.

Applicants with no picture rotation experience will be considered, but you must be willing to work with your head cocked sideways and/or resting on your shoulder.

Please contact with your resume and perhaps some photos you have successfully rotated in the past. You may also edit one of our "affected" pictures below.

This virus has left over 60% of the images in our members area in a permanent state of sideways. Our members are complaining of neck and back pains, and an inability to masturbate effectively.

Serious applicants only please!!

http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/p...CCI48-1280.jpg
http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/p...ION34-1280.jpg
http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/p...GER23-1280.jpg
http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/p...OND12-1280.jpg

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alright thats indeed funny i have to give you that... but please remove my email because some ppl didnt take it as a joke and im getting job proposals... and im not planning to fire my employee... yet :)

Wow this is pretty good LOL

Send this to your affiliates...

http://z.about.com/d/golf/1/5/0/F/neck_stretches.jpg

lol, I figured it was a humorous way of announcing the gruntiest of works :)

i don't get it - is this some kind of inside joke?

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hehe... Sorry don't think I can edit our your e-mail address, you'll just have to put up with some image rotation consultations.

Besides, you need them right? You sure have a lot of rotating to do. :winkwink:

all you need is to install the virus again 3 times and they will be as good as new :)

torbe is a funny mother fucker.

It's working fine here, no PIC problems on:
http://www.descargadvd.es/site/c10006_torbe.html
Must be Torbe's glasses :)

fuck me !!!

good thread

Torbe un gordo grosso :)

Thy!!! It's been ages! Wanna do a small trade or something? I'm going over the tgps as we speak. I'm sure we could fit you in. I looked at some of the sites. It's come a long way.

Let's do something.

talk about a blast from the past....

my neck hurts

I've solved the rotation virus.

A little fine-tuning on the aesthetics should do the trick.


http://www.fetishopolis.com/kap-images/skkaq532.jpg

Dear Sirs (or Maams as the case may be),

Please consider this my application.

http://partyafterdark.com/spinner1.gif

Thank You

P.S. I can do counter clockwise too. :thumbsup

cool

look great now lol!

So everyone understands, this is what half the pictures look like at Torbe's various sites... sideways... They could probably rotate ALL the pictures counter clockwise, and get better results.. :helpme

Furthermore, the end of this ZIP I downloaded has 3 pictures of this girl's drivers license. As do most all of the other sets on this site. :warning :Oh crap

http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/p...y/sidewayz.jpg

Dude you just put your own site logo on someone else's content...

Quick, pull it down before you get arrested!!!! :winkwink:

no shit?!? I'd be pissed off big time if i found out my IDs were posted inside a site like this..

This might have turned from a joke thread to a drama thread if any of his past models reads this board :2 cents:

Funny stuff.

hahaha, funny!

lol :)