Job Opening at Torbe Cash - Photo Editor Needed ASAP. We have an image virus!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Socks · 03-09-2009, 04:50 PM

Hi, there is currently an opening for a photo editor position with Torbe Cash. Unfortunately we have been attacked by the Trojan.Generic.Rotate.On.This virus which has left us with a headache among other things.

Successful applicant must be able to rotate pictures clockwise and counter-clockwise.

Experience with counter-clockwise rotation a plus.

We operate on a strict wont ask don't tell policy, your trade secrets will be safe with us.

Applicants with no picture rotation experience will be considered, but you must be willing to work with your head cocked sideways and/or resting on your shoulder.

Please contact with your resume and perhaps some photos you have successfully rotated in the past. You may also edit one of our "affected" pictures below.

This virus has left over 60% of the images in our members area in a permanent state of sideways. Our members are complaining of neck and back pains, and an inability to masturbate effectively.

Serious applicants only please!!

polish_aristocrat · 03-09-2009, 04:53 PM

HorseShit · 03-09-2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

THY · 03-09-2009, 05:26 PM

alright thats indeed funny i have to give you that... but please remove my email because some ppl didnt take it as a joke and im getting job proposals... and im not planning to fire my employee... yet

hypedough · 03-09-2009, 05:29 PM

Wow this is pretty good LOL

CaptainHowdy · 03-09-2009, 05:29 PM

Send this to your affiliates...

AnniKN · 03-09-2009, 05:34 PM

lol, I figured it was a humorous way of announcing the gruntiest of works

Mutt · 03-09-2009, 05:36 PM

i don't get it - is this some kind of inside joke?

munki · 03-09-2009, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

Socks · 03-10-2009, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THY

alright thats indeed funny i have to give you that... but please remove my email because some ppl didnt take it as a joke and im getting job proposals... and im not planning to fire my employee... yet

hehe... Sorry don't think I can edit our your e-mail address, you'll just have to put up with some image rotation consultations.

Besides, you need them right? You sure have a lot of rotating to do.

Oracle Porn · 03-10-2009, 03:00 PM

all you need is to install the virus again 3 times and they will be as good as new

seeric · 03-10-2009, 03:40 PM

torbe is a funny mother fucker.

notime · 03-10-2009, 03:46 PM

It's working fine here, no PIC problems on:
http://www.descargadvd.es/site/c10006_torbe.html
Must be Torbe's glasses

Sexyblogger · 03-10-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

fuck me !!!

Fletch XXX · 03-10-2009, 03:50 PM

good thread

nikki99 · 03-10-2009, 05:00 PM

Torbe un gordo grosso

RRRED · 03-10-2009, 05:46 PM

Thy!!! It's been ages! Wanna do a small trade or something? I'm going over the tgps as we speak. I'm sure we could fit you in. I looked at some of the sites. It's come a long way.

Let's do something.

Odie · 03-10-2009, 05:55 PM

talk about a blast from the past....

Puremeds-J · 03-10-2009, 05:59 PM

my neck hurts

SilentKnight · 03-10-2009, 06:13 PM

I've solved the rotation virus.

A little fine-tuning on the aesthetics should do the trick.

sarettah · 03-10-2009, 06:15 PM

Dear Sirs (or Maams as the case may be),

Please consider this my application.

Thank You

P.S. I can do counter clockwise too.

03-10-2009, 06:21 PM

cool

look great now lol!

Socks · 03-10-2009, 11:06 PM

So everyone understands, this is what half the pictures look like at Torbe's various sites... sideways... They could probably rotate ALL the pictures counter clockwise, and get better results..

Furthermore, the end of this ZIP I downloaded has 3 pictures of this girl's drivers license. As do most all of the other sets on this site.

Socks · 03-10-2009, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I've solved the rotation virus.

A little fine-tuning on the aesthetics should do the trick.

Dude you just put your own site logo on someone else's content...

Quick, pull it down before you get arrested!!!!

SBJ · 03-10-2009, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

So everyone understands, this is what half the pictures look like at Torbe's various sites... sideways... They could probably rotate ALL the pictures counter clockwise, and get better results..

Furthermore, the end of this ZIP I downloaded has 3 pictures of this girl's drivers license. As do most all of the other sets on this site.

no shit?!? I'd be pissed off big time if i found out my IDs were posted inside a site like this..

This might have turned from a joke thread to a drama thread if any of his past models reads this board

EthnicLover · 03-10-2009, 11:17 PM

Funny stuff.

ExLust · 03-11-2009, 12:34 AM

hahaha, funny!

blonda80 · 03-11-2009, 01:39 AM

lol

03-09-2009, 04:50 PM	#1
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	Job Opening at Torbe Cash - Photo Editor Needed ASAP. We have an image virus!! Hi, there is currently an opening for a photo editor position with Torbe Cash. Unfortunately we have been attacked by the Trojan.Generic.Rotate.On.This virus which has left us with a headache among other things. Successful applicant must be able to rotate pictures clockwise and counter-clockwise. Experience with counter-clockwise rotation a plus. We operate on a strict wont ask don't tell policy, your trade secrets will be safe with us. Applicants with no picture rotation experience will be considered, but you must be willing to work with your head cocked sideways and/or resting on your shoulder. Please contact with your resume and perhaps some photos you have successfully rotated in the past. You may also edit one of our "affected" pictures below. This virus has left over 60% of the images in our members area in a permanent state of sideways. Our members are complaining of neck and back pains, and an inability to masturbate effectively. Serious applicants only please!! Last edited by Eric; 03-10-2009 at 09:26 AM..

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