The Jewish mother knows best.
 

A Jewish woman says to her mother, 'I'm divorcing Sheldon! All he
wants is anal sex! My asshole is now the size of a fifty-cent piece
when it used to be about the size of a nickel!"

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an eight bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get a
$2,000 a week allowance, you take six vacations a year...
and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

hahahha.. that's a good one

I like it..

Hahahahahha.

Lmao, good one!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh best one today :thumbsup

Haha! :1orglaugh

Funny :1orglaugh

I sent it to my ex...
;)

Heheheheh funny.....funny like hell!

Hahahaha, good one!

good one!!!!!

What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?

Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

ADG

I like it...thanks for sharing!

They make there own penicillin

Jewish mothers are the best at anal sex.

That is one of the best I heard!

that really made me laugh,.. great one!

fuking good one lol

lolllll oyyyy veyyyy

So True :)

Hahahahahahha

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Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Jews found a penny.

hah that was funny

I'm sorry I got confused the other day and thought you were someone else.

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I had just about enough with the racism on this board. The word J*w is not politically correct. Please use 'Member of The Dominating Ethnic Minority' instead.

said the camel fucker

that joke pretty much sums it up. Not only for Jewish moms, but a lot of moms in general :)