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NoComments · 05-19-2009, 04:57 AM

A Jewish woman says to her mother, 'I'm divorcing Sheldon! All he
wants is anal sex! My asshole is now the size of a fifty-cent piece
when it used to be about the size of a nickel!"

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an eight bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get a
$2,000 a week allowance, you take six vacations a year...
and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"

seeandsee · 05-19-2009, 05:04 AM

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JamesK · 05-19-2009, 05:20 AM

CaptainHowdy · 05-19-2009, 05:36 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

Marquis85 · 05-19-2009, 05:48 AM

hahahha.. that's a good one

pornguy · 05-19-2009, 06:40 AM

I like it..

Hahahahahha.

XX_RydeR · 05-19-2009, 06:54 AM

Lmao, good one!

John-ACWM · 05-19-2009, 06:55 AM

best one today

Scott McD · 05-19-2009, 06:58 AM

Haha!

Chosen · 05-19-2009, 07:02 AM

Funny

NoComments · 05-19-2009, 07:02 AM

I sent it to my ex...
;)

Darkcrni · 05-19-2009, 07:25 AM

Heheheheh funny.....funny like hell!

ExLust · 05-19-2009, 08:18 AM

Hahahaha, good one!

Octopus · 05-19-2009, 12:40 PM

good one!!!!!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-19-2009, 01:02 PM

What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?

Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

ADG

gmr324 · 05-19-2009, 03:04 PM

I like it...thanks for sharing!

Supz · 05-19-2009, 10:49 PM

They make there own penicillin

UFGators2007 · 05-20-2009, 10:40 AM

Jewish mothers are the best at anal sex.

Vicious_B · 05-20-2009, 10:42 AM

That is one of the best I heard!

czarina · 05-20-2009, 10:44 AM

that really made me laugh,.. great one!

jaycontentbandit · 05-20-2009, 10:44 AM

fuking good one lol

kmanrox · 05-20-2009, 11:57 AM

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sextoyking · 05-20-2009, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

A Jewish woman says to her mother, 'I'm divorcing Sheldon! All he
wants is anal sex! My asshole is now the size of a fifty-cent piece
when it used to be about the size of a nickel!"

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an eight bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get a
$2,000 a week allowance, you take six vacations a year...
and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"

So True

hypedough · 05-20-2009, 02:08 PM

Hahahahahahha

Vitasoy · 05-20-2009, 04:32 PM

Si · 05-20-2009, 05:34 PM

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-20-2009, 06:33 PM

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Jews found a penny.

voa · 05-20-2009, 07:05 PM

hah that was funny

TurboAngel · 05-20-2009, 07:09 PM

I'm sorry I got confused the other day and thought you were someone else.

woj · 05-20-2009, 08:42 PM

The Judge · 05-20-2009, 09:02 PM

I had just about enough with the racism on this board. The word J*w is not politically correct. Please use 'Member of The Dominating Ethnic Minority' instead.

NoComments · 05-21-2009, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Jews found a penny.

said the camel fucker

Raf1 · 05-21-2009, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

A Jewish woman says to her mother, 'I'm divorcing Sheldon! All he
wants is anal sex! My asshole is now the size of a fifty-cent piece
when it used to be about the size of a nickel!"

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an eight bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get a
$2,000 a week allowance, you take six vacations a year...
and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"

that joke pretty much sums it up. Not only for Jewish moms, but a lot of moms in general

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