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JJ Gold 07-05-2009 07:34 PM
I Wish Billy Mays Would've Pitched My Fleshlight Mod
 
I am working on a Fleshlight modification that uses the heat and friction generated by the Fleshlight to cook a Hot Pocket.

Billy Mays would have been the perfect pitchman....

"Hi! Billy Mays here for the Fleshlight! The only artificial vagina that cooks a snack while you masturbate!"

RIP Mr. Mays. :(

Babaganoosh 07-05-2009 07:36 PM
Expect to hear from my lawyer. I've been making beef jerky and pot roast in my fleshlight for years.

Nicky 07-05-2009 07:38 PM
The fleshlight guy's should come out with a more advanced version and put Real Touch out of biz before they(aebn) start it.(if they even will).

JJ Gold 07-05-2009 07:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16032746)
Expect to hear from my lawyer. I've been making beef jerky and pot roast in my fleshlight for years.

Bring it on. My attorney is more than capable of handling your two bit claim.

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mikeyddddd 07-05-2009 08:27 PM

Babaganoosh 07-05-2009 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JJ Gold (Post 16032753)
Bring it on. My attorney is more than capable of handling your two bit claim.

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Bring it.

Fleshlight Team 09-10-2009 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 16032750)
The fleshlight guy's should come out with a more advanced version and put Real Touch out of biz before they(aebn) start it.(if they even will).
Fleshlight Motion, Fleshlight Vibro, Sex In A Can, more Fleshlight Girls, Fleshjack Boys...and plenty more NEW products to come... :thumbsup

iTouch! 09-10-2009 12:24 PM
Billy Mays has to be alive he's on tv right now

Davy 09-10-2009 01:19 PM
I recently dipped my fleshlight into oil. Survived just fine.
So much for not using oil-based lube with it.

ToplistBlog_Com 09-21-2009 03:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JJ Gold (Post 16032736)
I am working on a Fleshlight modification that uses the heat and friction generated by the Fleshlight to cook a Hot Pocket.

Billy Mays would have been the perfect pitchman....

"Hi! Billy Mays here for the Fleshlight! The only artificial vagina that cooks a snack while you masturbate!"

RIP Mr. Mays. :(
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ProG 09-21-2009 03:23 PM
That's it. If GFY doesn't ban this bot I'm going to release a horde of them.


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