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07-05-2009, 07:34 PM
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I Wish Billy Mays Would've Pitched My Fleshlight Mod
I am working on a Fleshlight modification that uses the heat and friction generated by the Fleshlight to cook a Hot Pocket.
Billy Mays would have been the perfect pitchman.... "Hi! Billy Mays here for the Fleshlight! The only artificial vagina that cooks a snack while you masturbate!" RIP Mr. Mays.  |
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07-05-2009, 07:36 PM
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Expect to hear from my lawyer. I've been making beef jerky and pot roast in my fleshlight for years.
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07-05-2009, 07:38 PM
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The fleshlight guy's should come out with a more advanced version and put Real Touch out of biz before they(aebn) start it.(if they even will).
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07-05-2009, 08:27 PM
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Viva la vulva!
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09-10-2009, 12:22 PM
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FNCash - Promote Fleshlight, the #1 Selling Male Sex Toy in the World! www.fncash.com |
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09-10-2009, 12:24 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Billy Mays has to be alive he's on tv right now
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09-10-2009, 01:19 PM
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I recently dipped my fleshlight into oil. Survived just fine.
So much for not using oil-based lube with it.
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09-21-2009, 03:23 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Location: Queens NY
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09-21-2009, 03:23 PM
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That's it. If GFY doesn't ban this bot I'm going to release a horde of them.
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