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Give me tips to get laid 24/7
I want to hear it fro the players mouth.
So shot me your expert advice. Where do I land'em and how do I drag'em home for just sexual entertainment. Clubs, bars, mall, coffee shop??? I am horny as ever has beennnnnnn :upsidedow |
150$ gets you an escort! Quickest way to get laid. Also it's not the sex your paying for. It's the fact they will leave after.
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Niel Straus - "The Game" (website unknown) the book for the VH-1 series "The Pick-Up Artist" Everything else is a waste of time. |
Coffee shops, bars, anywhere sure. Work the numbers. Come up to like 50 of them. Probably for sure one will say yes.
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Brush your teeth at least once a day, particularly before you go out on the prowl. (Floss for the special occasions)
Use Axe brand boys grooming products (see commercials) At the club drink captain morgan rum (see commercials) If you strike out all night its the bitches fault, pick a fight then drive home fast and drunk. Sob, pass out, repeat. It's what most dudes do, and the worlds population is still rising, so they gotta be doing something right. |
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be interesting, good looking, charismatic, confident and have something going on in your life
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Personal Favorite
1. Pop some Viagra
2. Shower and put on Sweatpants (nothing under) 3. Go to local Mall Dept. Store Just stand by Ladies Changing room :1orglaugh |
try getting a personality, if you had one you wouldn't have to ask... that and acne cream, with acai and colon cleaner may help.
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Talk to MetaMan. He is a ladiesman that would put Barry White to shame, if Barry White had the balls to step up to MetaMan
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OK thank you guys for helping me out! I will hit my local campus. I will Walk around there ballin big with a pimps outfit. And approach every hottie I see in good reach towards me... especially if they sit alone in some park studying. If I can pull scores as decent a s 1 in 20 ratios for giving me a number or "MORE". I'll be worth it. I just have to put a spinn on to this. I wonder what I could come up with. Pimpsuite naahhh... |
Here's my best advice: come to Pattaya, Thailand :winkwink:
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Go to the corner and get yourself a crackwhore.20 bucks and a doggystyle fuck (cause they all look the same) and it's a memory
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It takes a few weeks but if you go to the same nightclub every weekend you'll get to know the regulars.
And join a dating site and send out heaps of messages. I recommend BBWCupid.com |
If you need to ask for tips, all the tips in the world will not help.
But here a are a few that I know work. Making girls laugh. Talk with them not to them. Show interest in them and encourage them to talk to you. Respect females. (Should be top of the list) MARRY OR DATE A SEX MANIAC. Works best. :1orglaugh |
Just have plenty of money and a good lifestyle then they will come to you.
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Ask Juicy D. Twinks
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You're def no Hef... http://www.ellecanada.com/img/photos...937300x300.jpg Let me introduce you to your soulmate. who will be there 24/7: http://www.adultstoreblog.com/fleshl...realvagina.jpg ADG |
I hate threads where you never find out the results
Did this guy get laid or not????:) |
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dolla dolla bill yall
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The only very much guaranteed way to get laid is either to buy an escort or visit our club (which is cheaper).
Being gay might work too, I guess they're actually having much more sex then straight guys, all the gay guys I know are upbeat all the time. |
come to thailand.
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Do you have the stamina for 24/7? Anyway, you'll get exhausted soon and die younger :)
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being in good shape usually helps
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1. Enter brothel
2. Withdraw cash from pocket, place on table 3. Get laid |
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