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maxjohan 07-12-2009 05:38 PM

Give me tips to get laid 24/7
 
I want to hear it fro the players mouth.

So shot me your expert advice. Where do I land'em and how do I drag'em home
for just sexual entertainment. Clubs, bars, mall, coffee shop???

I am horny as ever has beennnnnnn :upsidedow

JohnnyPearl 07-12-2009 05:56 PM

150$ gets you an escort! Quickest way to get laid. Also it's not the sex your paying for. It's the fact they will leave after.

CYF 07-12-2009 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyPearl (Post 16056565)
Also it's not the sex your paying for. It's the fact they will leave after.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Peter Romero 07-12-2009 06:00 PM

www.Doubleyourdating.com

Niel Straus - "The Game" (website unknown) the book for the VH-1 series "The Pick-Up Artist"

Everything else is a waste of time.

fatfoo 07-12-2009 06:04 PM

Coffee shops, bars, anywhere sure. Work the numbers. Come up to like 50 of them. Probably for sure one will say yes.

Doug E 07-12-2009 06:07 PM

Brush your teeth at least once a day, particularly before you go out on the prowl. (Floss for the special occasions)

Use Axe brand boys grooming products (see commercials)

At the club drink captain morgan rum (see commercials)

If you strike out all night its the bitches fault, pick a fight then drive home fast and drunk. Sob, pass out, repeat.

It's what most dudes do, and the worlds population is still rising, so they gotta be doing something right.

d-null 07-12-2009 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyPearl (Post 16056565)
150$ gets you an escort! Quickest way to get laid. Also it's not the sex your paying for. It's the fact they will leave after.

he's pretty much correct, you won't be able to achieve the 24/7 thing without fame/money or really lowering your standards often.... paying for it one way or another anyways, so if you really need it 24/7 the escorts are the only real option

robfantasy 07-12-2009 06:16 PM

be interesting, good looking, charismatic, confident and have something going on in your life

Iron Fist 07-12-2009 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug E (Post 16056598)
It's what most dudes do, and the worlds population is still rising, so they gotta be doing something right.

It's rising because of all the rapes in South Africa and other third world countries.... it's actually DECLINING in North America. :2 cents:

jim911 07-12-2009 06:26 PM

Personal Favorite
 
1. Pop some Viagra

2. Shower and put on Sweatpants (nothing under)

3. Go to local Mall Dept. Store Just stand by Ladies Changing room
:1orglaugh

GeXus 07-12-2009 06:29 PM

try getting a personality, if you had one you wouldn't have to ask... that and acne cream, with acai and colon cleaner may help.

Machete_ 07-12-2009 06:33 PM

Talk to MetaMan. He is a ladiesman that would put Barry White to shame, if Barry White had the balls to step up to MetaMan

maxjohan 07-12-2009 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 16056715)
Talk to MetaMan. He is a ladiesman that would put Barry White to shame, if Barry White had the balls to step up to MetaMan

I heard MetaMan is Mandingo undercover......


OK thank you guys for helping me out!
I will hit my local campus. I will Walk around there ballin big with a pimps outfit. And approach every hottie I see in good reach towards me... especially if they sit alone in some park studying.

If I can pull scores as decent a s 1 in 20 ratios for giving me a number or "MORE". I'll be worth it.

I just have to put a spinn on to this.

I wonder what I could come up with. Pimpsuite naahhh...

Farang 07-12-2009 10:12 PM

Here's my best advice: come to Pattaya, Thailand :winkwink:

Spunky 07-12-2009 10:18 PM

Go to the corner and get yourself a crackwhore.20 bucks and a doggystyle fuck (cause they all look the same) and it's a memory

cam_girls 07-13-2009 12:47 AM

It takes a few weeks but if you go to the same nightclub every weekend you'll get to know the regulars.

And join a dating site and send out heaps of messages. I recommend BBWCupid.com

Paul Markham 07-13-2009 01:02 AM

If you need to ask for tips, all the tips in the world will not help.

But here a are a few that I know work.

Making girls laugh.
Talk with them not to them.
Show interest in them and encourage them to talk to you.
Respect females. (Should be top of the list)

MARRY OR DATE A SEX MANIAC. Works best. :1orglaugh

SGS 07-13-2009 01:10 AM

Just have plenty of money and a good lifestyle then they will come to you.

BAKO 07-13-2009 01:38 AM

Ask Juicy D. Twinks

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You're def no Hef...

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jim911 07-22-2009 06:43 AM

I hate threads where you never find out the results
Did this guy get laid or not????:)

Elixir 07-22-2009 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim911 (Post 16092978)
I hate threads where you never find out the results
Did this guy get laid or not????:)

Yes, show us the results

Deesnuts 07-22-2009 09:04 AM

dolla dolla bill yall

CarlosTheGaucho 07-22-2009 09:08 AM

The only very much guaranteed way to get laid is either to buy an escort or visit our club (which is cheaper).

Being gay might work too, I guess they're actually having much more sex then straight guys, all the gay guys I know are upbeat all the time.

Fucksakes 07-22-2009 09:09 AM

come to thailand.

Cash 07-23-2009 08:26 AM

Do you have the stamina for 24/7? Anyway, you'll get exhausted soon and die younger :)

Choopa Phil 07-23-2009 08:29 AM

being in good shape usually helps

The Duck 07-23-2009 08:31 AM

1. Enter brothel
2. Withdraw cash from pocket, place on table
3. Get laid

CaptainHowdy 07-23-2009 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farang (Post 16057198)
here's my best advice: Come to pattaya, thailand :winkwink:

thread closed...


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