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maxjohan · 07-12-2009, 05:38 PM

I want to hear it fro the players mouth.

So shot me your expert advice. Where do I land'em and how do I drag'em home
for just sexual entertainment. Clubs, bars, mall, coffee shop???

I am horny as ever has beennnnnnn

JohnnyPearl · 07-12-2009, 05:56 PM

150$ gets you an escort! Quickest way to get laid. Also it's not the sex your paying for. It's the fact they will leave after.

CYF · 07-12-2009, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyPearl

Also it's not the sex your paying for. It's the fact they will leave after.

Peter Romero · 07-12-2009, 06:00 PM

www.Doubleyourdating.com

Niel Straus - "The Game" (website unknown) the book for the VH-1 series "The Pick-Up Artist"

Everything else is a waste of time.

fatfoo · 07-12-2009, 06:04 PM

Coffee shops, bars, anywhere sure. Work the numbers. Come up to like 50 of them. Probably for sure one will say yes.

Doug E · 07-12-2009, 06:07 PM

Brush your teeth at least once a day, particularly before you go out on the prowl. (Floss for the special occasions)

Use Axe brand boys grooming products (see commercials)

At the club drink captain morgan rum (see commercials)

If you strike out all night its the bitches fault, pick a fight then drive home fast and drunk. Sob, pass out, repeat.

It's what most dudes do, and the worlds population is still rising, so they gotta be doing something right.

d-null · 07-12-2009, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyPearl

150$ gets you an escort! Quickest way to get laid. Also it's not the sex your paying for. It's the fact they will leave after.

he's pretty much correct, you won't be able to achieve the 24/7 thing without fame/money or really lowering your standards often.... paying for it one way or another anyways, so if you really need it 24/7 the escorts are the only real option

robfantasy · 07-12-2009, 06:16 PM

be interesting, good looking, charismatic, confident and have something going on in your life

Iron Fist · 07-12-2009, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug E

It's what most dudes do, and the worlds population is still rising, so they gotta be doing something right.

It's rising because of all the rapes in South Africa and other third world countries.... it's actually DECLINING in North America.

jim911 · 07-12-2009, 06:26 PM

1. Pop some Viagra

2. Shower and put on Sweatpants (nothing under)

3. Go to local Mall Dept. Store Just stand by Ladies Changing room

GeXus · 07-12-2009, 06:29 PM

try getting a personality, if you had one you wouldn't have to ask... that and acne cream, with acai and colon cleaner may help.

Machete_ · 07-12-2009, 06:33 PM

Talk to MetaMan. He is a ladiesman that would put Barry White to shame, if Barry White had the balls to step up to MetaMan

maxjohan · 07-12-2009, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisH

Talk to MetaMan. He is a ladiesman that would put Barry White to shame, if Barry White had the balls to step up to MetaMan

I heard MetaMan is Mandingo undercover......

OK thank you guys for helping me out!
I will hit my local campus. I will Walk around there ballin big with a pimps outfit. And approach every hottie I see in good reach towards me... especially if they sit alone in some park studying.

If I can pull scores as decent a s 1 in 20 ratios for giving me a number or "MORE". I'll be worth it.

I just have to put a spinn on to this.

I wonder what I could come up with. Pimpsuite naahhh...

Farang · 07-12-2009, 10:12 PM

Here's my best advice: come to Pattaya, Thailand

Spunky · 07-12-2009, 10:18 PM

Go to the corner and get yourself a crackwhore.20 bucks and a doggystyle fuck (cause they all look the same) and it's a memory

cam_girls · 07-13-2009, 12:47 AM

It takes a few weeks but if you go to the same nightclub every weekend you'll get to know the regulars.

And join a dating site and send out heaps of messages. I recommend BBWCupid.com

Paul Markham · 07-13-2009, 01:02 AM

If you need to ask for tips, all the tips in the world will not help.

But here a are a few that I know work.

Making girls laugh.
Talk with them not to them.
Show interest in them and encourage them to talk to you.
Respect females. (Should be top of the list)

MARRY OR DATE A SEX MANIAC. Works best.

SGS · 07-13-2009, 01:10 AM

Just have plenty of money and a good lifestyle then they will come to you.

BAKO · 07-13-2009, 01:38 AM

Ask Juicy D. Twinks

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-13-2009, 01:49 AM

You're def no Hef...

Let me introduce you to your soulmate. who will be there 24/7:

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jim911 · 07-22-2009, 06:43 AM

I hate threads where you never find out the results
Did this guy get laid or not????

Elixir · 07-22-2009, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim911

I hate threads where you never find out the results
Did this guy get laid or not????

Yes, show us the results

Deesnuts · 07-22-2009, 09:04 AM

dolla dolla bill yall

CarlosTheGaucho · 07-22-2009, 09:08 AM

The only very much guaranteed way to get laid is either to buy an escort or visit our club (which is cheaper).

Being gay might work too, I guess they're actually having much more sex then straight guys, all the gay guys I know are upbeat all the time.

Fucksakes · 07-22-2009, 09:09 AM

come to thailand.

Cash · 07-23-2009, 08:26 AM

Do you have the stamina for 24/7? Anyway, you'll get exhausted soon and die younger

Choopa Phil · 07-23-2009, 08:29 AM

being in good shape usually helps

The Duck · 07-23-2009, 08:31 AM

1. Enter brothel
2. Withdraw cash from pocket, place on table
3. Get laid

CaptainHowdy · 07-23-2009, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farang

here's my best advice: Come to pattaya, thailand

thread closed...

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