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JD 07-20-2009 07:47 PM

I'm hiring!
 
I'm in need of a css guy/gal. The job starts out as a pay per project gig but depending on how things go over the first month or 2 a salary is an absolute possibility.

Requirements:
  1. English speaking
  2. Able to slice PSDs
  3. Able to code w3c compliant cross browser compatible xhtml/css
  4. Ability to work without constant attention/guidance
  5. Reasonable turn around time per project
  6. Light graphics skills via photoshop
  7. NO OUTSOURCING COMPANIES

Not required but definitely a plus
  1. Local to the South Puget Sound area (Washington state)
  2. Knowledge of Wordpress templating
  3. Knowledge of Smarty

Don't ICQ me. Anyone sending me an ICQ about the job will be ignored. Send me an email at jd AT monstersofblog DOT com with some links to css you've done. There is an "entrance exam" so don't be surprised if I send you back a zip file containing a PSD. Looking to find someone very soon so don't wait to email me ;)

:pimp

Sharky 07-20-2009 07:49 PM

Bump for you. Good luck JD. Glad to see things are going well!

Deej 07-20-2009 07:54 PM

Shit...


Ahem...




Best be burning up my ICQ

after sending the psd sample

JD 07-20-2009 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharky (Post 16087963)
Bump for you. Good luck JD. Glad to see things are going well!

thanks mang :thumbsup

Kiwigirl 07-20-2009 08:40 PM

7. NO OUTSOURCING COMPANIES
LOL - ok I will just bump you instead!
Good luck on your search mate. :)

Sands 07-20-2009 08:45 PM

I sent you my resume, which is actually just a photocopy of my scrotum with pupils carelessly scribbled onto each testicle so it looks like a little cartoon character with eyes. I call him Ballsy.

ContentPimp 07-20-2009 11:45 PM

Sands, that movie in your avatar, Bronson; was fucking MINT!

JamesK 07-20-2009 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 16088043)
I sent you my resume, which is actually just a photocopy of my scrotum with pupils carelessly scribbled onto each testicle so it looks like a little cartoon character with eyes. I call him Ballsy.

:1orglaugh

Elixir 07-21-2009 12:09 AM

GOod luck mate !

Matyko 07-21-2009 12:30 AM

Bump for a decent job opportunity! :pimp

XPays 07-21-2009 12:50 AM

entrepreneurlicious

sexandcash 07-21-2009 01:58 AM

how are you doing lately JD? I remember the thread about your mother and just had to ask-although completely unrelated to this thread.

JD 07-21-2009 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexandcash (Post 16088629)
how are you doing lately JD? I remember the thread about your mother and just had to ask-although completely unrelated to this thread.

doing good now that everything is over with. Lots and lots of family drama bullshit really made things harder than they need to be :/

Mom's sitting on my desk in her Urn for the time being until we scatter her ashes in Mexico though.

Thanks for asking :)

mrwilson 07-21-2009 02:12 AM

Good luck in your search :thumbsup

San 07-21-2009 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 16087957)
The job starts out as a pay per project gig

Good luck with that.

Why would anyone need you as a middle man if it's a pay per project? You think it's hard for a decent css person to find a per project work?

sexandcash 07-21-2009 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 16088645)
doing good now that everything is over with. Lots and lots of family drama bullshit really made things harder than they need to be :/

Mom's sitting on my desk in her Urn for the time being until we scatter her ashes in Mexico though.

Thanks for asking :)

I'm happy to hear that you are doing better and I hope it only continues....glad to see you back on the boards and back to work....
Good luck finding a new employee btw. :)

JD 07-21-2009 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by San (Post 16088652)
Good luck with that.

Why would anyone need you as a middle man if it's a pay per project? You think it's hard for a decent css person to find a per project work?

because I have a shit ton of projects. They might do 1-2 per week themselves but I have 10 times that...

mrwilson 07-21-2009 03:16 AM

hmm if it is only just a few a week i might consider applying.
I work for zuzana designs as a xhtml/css coder and i get alot of work from them.

Would it be a problem with you that i work for them aswell?

JD 07-21-2009 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson (Post 16088699)
hmm if it is only just a few a week i might consider applying.
I work for zuzana designs as a xhtml/css coder and i get alot of work from them.

Would it be a problem with you that i work for them aswell?

nope not a problem for me buy you might want to talk to her about it just in case.

mrwilson 07-21-2009 03:31 AM

She will be fine with it as long as get the work completed for her its all good.
I'll drop you an email shortly as soon as i finish moving my stuff to a new server :thumbsup

webboy21 07-21-2009 06:16 AM

ok, sent you an email :)

brassmonkey 07-21-2009 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 16088043)
I sent you my resume, which is actually just a photocopy of my scrotum with pupils carelessly scribbled onto each testicle so it looks like a little cartoon character with eyes. I call him Ballsy.

:1orglaugh

michael.kickass 07-21-2009 07:08 AM

Good luck with the search. Here's a bump. :thumbsup

ExLust 07-21-2009 07:13 AM

Bump for a good opportunity.

woj 07-21-2009 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 16088043)
I sent you my resume, which is actually just a photocopy of my scrotum with pupils carelessly scribbled onto each testicle so it looks like a little cartoon character with eyes. I call him Ballsy.

:1orglaugh

Dirty Lord 07-21-2009 08:59 AM

Bump for you :)

JD 07-21-2009 03:42 PM

back to the top

webboy21 07-22-2009 02:55 PM

mailed you my test slice back ;)

V_RocKs 07-22-2009 03:33 PM

$MrWilson++

Have used him just for this purpose in the past...

Great guy for putting the content you want to be "most important" first in the code, but CSS it to be where it looks natural in the page for the surfer...

LoveSandra 07-22-2009 03:36 PM

good luck :)

ThumbLord 07-22-2009 05:33 PM

good luck finding the right person

D Ghost 07-22-2009 06:27 PM

bump for you

Mai 07-22-2009 08:51 PM

pls check me out, i have some banner samples in my sig

JD 07-22-2009 09:27 PM

heh... only 1 of the 5-6 people I sent the "exam" to sent it back...

Iron Fist 07-22-2009 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 16095988)
heh... only 1 of the 5-6 people I sent the "exam" to sent it back...

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-22-2009 10:27 PM

If you're looking to hire any PHP/MySQL programmers hit me up.

JD 07-22-2009 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16096132)
If you're looking to hire any PHP/MySQL programmers hit me up.

shoot me an email with some rate info ;)

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-22-2009 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 16096134)
shoot me an email with some rate info ;)

Email sent.

cLin 07-23-2009 02:50 PM

Exam emailed back :) Took around 4-5 hours.

iTouch! 07-23-2009 02:57 PM

bump for you

HouseHead 07-23-2009 03:09 PM

Passed this thread onto a friend

FrozenJag 07-23-2009 03:45 PM

Bump for Mr. JD

Ace_luffy 07-24-2009 01:57 AM

goodluck for searching ..... . .

outsourcing 07-24-2009 02:12 PM

Direct Offshore staff
 
Quick question I know that you said no outsourcing companies, what if you get to work directly with a full time offshore staff?

HorseShit 07-24-2009 02:22 PM

I'm starting up niggacoders.com soon so you guys can hire us for all your coder needs people

Tjeezers 07-25-2009 04:14 AM

good luck in your search

back to page 1

webboy21 08-02-2009 01:54 PM

so...JD...have you decided by now? ;) (oh...that gives you a bump..oh well)


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